We already sell Esri our souls, why not permanently embed them on our skin!
They can pay for the space
With credits.
subscription model, so the payment stream lasts as long as you do
That’s the reason I’m still paying for AOL
I pay for my Columbia House tape club using my AOL account.
My company uses qgis. Way better than esri
I’ve used QGIS, definitely better at some things and viable as a desktop GIS. I like it. But you want enterprise level portals and networking? Sadly, your soul belongs to Esri
As long as it stays slightly pixelated in the final product.
Also, FYI- you will need to pay ESRI a monthly fee to keep it on your arm.
or maybe ask ESRI for a fee because it's advertising
If you don't pay they take the arm
Actually, it just morphs into an ERROR: 99999 tattoo until you pay.
Only if you get it on the small if your back.
That's where the scale bar goes!!
^ Comment of the day, right here. Nicely done 😂
Lmaoo that made me audibly cackle
Same almost spit out my drink
And have it pointing south instead of north.
I just threw up a bit. Please do it.
TIL: r/gis has no chill for shitposting!
Be true to ESRI and change it to magnetic north
Please don’t do this
Sounding like a QGIS virgin.
Yeah, ‘cause getting deflowered by ESRI is so darn great.
Never seen so much airspace in a single thread.
wooooooooosh
Someone needs to write a script that will identify jokes.
On second, thought it's awesome, you should totally do it.
Cringe
I have a bunch of stick on temporary tattoos of this design. It's a great joke gift. I'd have a hard time justifying that kind of commitment to a joke.
Oh man, that's hilarious. I'd never actually do this but a temporary tattoo would be great.
Did you order them from somewhere or have them custom done?
I ordered them from Sticker Mule and I give them away to anyone who comes in who tells me they work with ESRI. It's my consolation prize for folks who have suffered enough.
The N is for no
thought I was in /r/mapporncirclejerk for a second there
Don't get it upside down lol
Always wondered why this is considered upside down. It's correct to the person who will look at it for the rest of their life.
If the tattoo was on the upper arm or leg, would you still want it oriented with north pointing down? Not my tattoo so whatever, but the first thing the artist will suggest is not placing it as OP has pictured.
Everybody knows north is up and south is down!
I got esri north 2 on my thigh. So if I'm sitting down, the arrow is always pointing out. I don't really care about what other people see. Isn't that what getting a tattoo is all about?
Get a print, frame it and hang it on the wall. After a year, if you still think it's cool enough to get a tattoo then think about it some more.
No, no OP, don't listen to him.
Please get this tat
Would probably look better on op's neck
I support it minus the ESRI text part. Just do North 9 or something. People will get it or they won’t but it doesn’t matter because it’s yours.
Get this and then take every opportunity to give people directions.... except every time you start by saying "head north" even when it's not actually north.
If you're ever called out or someone asks how you know that's north point to your wrist while pointing a direction and say that's north. Then promptly turn 3 or 4 other directions and say that's north, every time you do it. Lol
Bonus points if you're actually really good with directions and every other direction you give is correct.
Hell yeah
Add a legend on the other arm for your body parts. Eyeball. Nose. Toe. Bellybutton.
Did somebody just finish their first semester of college lmao
Woof. Esri will likely sue you lol, will you even get the tattoo completed or will it lock up and force quit,
everybody will just assume this is the hand you masterbate with
Just get the "ESRI North 9" and leave the arrow out. Real ones will know
No sir. Way better GIS related tats you can get
Like a full backpiece portrait of Jack Dangermond?
Bring in will.i.am too
No
I’d like one tramp stamp please
Barf
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I mean, I marked it as a meme, dude.
Ah shit I missed that and thought you were baiting us. Just shows it was a good meme haha
I assume this is a joke, but do not get this tattoo. 😂
Oh no…
This would only be cool if there were some cool ink or some sort of optical illusion that could be done to make it point North regardless of the orientation of your arm. Other than that, it's a bad idea!
LOL if Esri gets bought by Microsoft a month after getting it.
Maybe just get Jack Dangermond’s face tattooed on your ass?
Nice one! I did the same thing of sorts :)
Did put a north arrow on your penis?
No. Why would you say that?
Of sorts
No different North Arrow
On your penis?
Of sorts.
Umm.. fuck ESRI. I have to use their shit software 8hrs a day. No way in hell I would get ESRI branding on me.
Still a better North than the QGIS Default ones
*wince*
Just, no.
TIHI
“Esri”
I applaud the commitment to the bit, but I'll share some advice I got years ago from a divorced Gen Xer entering middle age: "Never get a tattoo you'd feel like an idiot explaining."
Just no
Some absolute goon in esri’s advertising/marketing department is salivating at this. Oof.
I wouldn't use this north arrow in my own map much less tattoo it on my body.
Error 999999
Ask any military member about the dumbass tattoos they or their friends got when they were younger... Lots of reapers and meat tags or eagles... Very cringe which is what I'm feeling here
What in the hail corporate is this tattoo?
Nerds, all of ya. Dude, save your money for consulting fees. And beer.
Nope.
That's shit!!! Loser!!!!
So stupid
I would not put a brand name on my skin, but that's me.