She seems nice
With the servers down I had nothing to do except speak to my wife.
Xbox HelpShoot a bunch of frogs in front of her, light a bonfire in the driveway
Get mad because the mask she gives you doesn’t light up
Divorce her if you get a beret!
It’s very funny to me how much hate the beret gets because as soon as I got one I fell in love and have been a Fasnacht Helvetian Guard Commando ever since
And now I probably always will be
My two housemates and I are going to do a girl scout themed FO76 run starting after this 4th of July holiday
Two of us independently picked up a beret in a fasnacht and immediately decided we were going to use that over the scout hat.
the only thing I don't like about the beret is that there are very few outfits that look good with it. The Insurgent outfit is probably the best match, but even that is gated behind a different event plan. At least they are tradeable though when crafted.
I’m just wearing my Vault suit with some cobbled-together armor.
I only started playing like two weeks ago.
I'm rocking my vault outfit which has been rather heavily upgraded, plus my ranger outfit, and a decent selection of random obtained 3 star legendary armor pieces.. I'm too noob to have a finely tuned armor set yet haha. Haven't even properly upgraded my Excavator set yet, and that is the only thing which keeps me alive half the time haha!
I don’t even have a power armor chassis. I’ll have a pretty swank set of armor when I have something to hold the bits I do have together though!
What platform you run? If on ps5 I'll grab you one of the many chassis I see lying around whenever I'm on lol! At the moment I walk past like 4 a day just running about doing my daily season challenges!
Haha after I wrote that, I finally went ahead and concentrated on getting one to spawn. Took a little but I got one, just as I turned level 50 so I can actually use the parts I’ve been collecting. Bought the Liberty Prime skin to celebrate. Hooray!
What event is that?
It is dropped in mole miner treasure pails during the Treasure Hunter event.
I'll have to look for that. Thanks!
np. There is also a plan for an insurgent hat that drops during the event, which is helpful if you are trying to get your max caps for the day but dont feel like actually playing the game. The ht costs 3 cloth and 1 oil to craft, and you can sell them to vendors for up to 25 caps depending on how high your charisma is.
Is it a random event or is it like the Mothman Equinox and comes and goes at certain times? Or can I trigger it somehow?
Imma save ur life, the bos civvie outfit looks soo good with it
I agree. I love it but it matches nothing. I end up wearing it with the spectacular performer or the socialite outfit and it ends up looking good for a bit. Then end up taking it off again because I don't like it.
If you see me, I’m the weirdo with the spacesuit, beret, and fashionable glasses 🤣
I really like the beret!
I do not like 57 berets.
Game: Can I offer you a nice beret in these trying times
This but with the witch mask for me.
Same I love that beret
It gets hate purely because of how many have been gotten from the event, not so epic an item when you have 17 of them, but no glowing masks at all haha!
I got a Glowing Minotaur at my first Fasnacht so I guess I never felt that “I’ll never get one” feeling
Be sure to spin around in circles once you stop listening to her so she doesn’t notice you’re no longer paying attention!
:)) Might expect a nuke pan strike then
🤣🤣🤣🤣 beret is a massive deal breaker lmfaooo
Strange I've done at least 10 and only got the Beret once. First thing I got.
bro that beret is tier 1 RP outfit material
maybe try if she could churn you some butter?
Oh....she can churn the butter.
If she yells
THE STILLS ARE BEING ATTACKED
in a terrible accent, propose fallout 1st marriage
Don't forget to kill a bunch of mutated humans too.
I dismantled typewriter into steel and a single screw. Heat more can I do?
Give her a toaster.
Diseased Cranberries!
Just a pot full of frog caviar and possum intestines. That's love right there.
Just follow her while she does stuff and you'll get a participation mask
He’ll get a spa day with the limited edition cucumber mask surely
We.need a mud and cucumber slice mask to go with the bathrobe outfit.
Maybe some hair curlers or a towel wrap for the head.
I’m singing fasnacht march out loud, not sure if it counts. She started to sing along.
As long as she doesn't start shouting why you're not protecting the stills since they're under attack, as one of many things, I'm sure you're in a god chance for a mask
😮🤭 Okay, but if my partner did this, I would 100% give them hand-drawn paper masks every hour on the hour for activities in lieu of Fasnacht.... They would be badly drawn as I have little to no artistic talent, but the masks would be received nonetheless.
say you're going to do things for her for an hour, rubber band your thumbs together and ta da
If not give her a plan for a butter churner and see what happens.
I bet that was awful...for her. 😉
You've met me then
I popped a booster because I have the day to play. Servers went down an hour later.
That hurt to read!
Thank you for validating my pain.
Same here. 50 percent score boost going... Down the drain
When I still played WoT, I was interested in the Liberté, but the only option for getting it was in a bundle with two other tanks I wasn't interested in, even though the other two were available individually. I paid $60 to get the pack just for that one tank. Guess what was available in the store on its own the very next day?
Same here :(
Did she hand you some papers to sign?
I was excited cause I needed some scrap cloth
All I had was the image of a beaten man staring hauntingly from the mirror. All the vigor sapped away leaving nothing a but an empty shell of a vessel. Long past his prime, waiting for blissful release from this mortal realm.
I said to myself "Thank goodness I'm not like that guy", said goodbye to my dad, and went back to playing 76.
Your wife talks to you? Lucky.
She said "you never listen to a word I say".
I just thought was weird way to start a conversation
You're funny. I like you.
Thank you fpr this. I get my wife just a little bit more now.....i think. 🤣
I had the same issue, and just pissed her off within like the first 3 minutes…still trying to figure out dinner
My fiance and I are waiting for the servers to get back up lol
This is the way
I finally convinced my wife to play when I nonchalantly mentioned that they were going to let you play as a ghoul and she agreed. Made her character last night and we were gonna set up and actually play together today. Xbox goes down. Fuck.
I feel that. After I did my dailies I was gonna co-op Gears of War with my partner. Xbox goes down and half the gamers actually spend time with their SO; the other half who already had a gaming date planned can gtfo, I guess.
Dude! Leave her alone!
Neglecting the lawn again huh?
We have a lawn?
It's currently a dirt farm
Happy cake day!
Thanks! Like last year, I didn't see it coming
It's currently a dirt farm
Lol! Your “she seems nice” has me in tears
talk? When the servers go down here it's sexy time!
They're never down, right?
I’m sure your hand is very excited
Did she mention something about nightmares and floating in space forever
So sorry buddy now go do some house work 😂😂😂
Our wife.
Wish I had a wife to speak to...
Once the servers are back up, OP’s wife is available again.
I don't mess with other people's wives.
Tell that to Drake!
It is just the kind of man I am. I've been cheated on before, and I couldn't do that to someone else.
Same man.
You are going to need to make a trip to big lots for this one.
Buy a bunch of weird random stuff , some sausages and donuts, a cord of wood, a couple of Halloween masks , and some paper lanterns or cones.
Make a path around your house (inside, outside, both) with the cones , pile your most used table high with wood and junk and sausages and donuts.
When your wife gets home blast German festive music and shout "It's time for Fastnacht! - Put on your mask" and put your mask on before jamming one on her and proceeding to march around the house shouting "follow me, here we go!"
This would work absolutely best if you have a Roomba or two to put masks on and a one star or higher pet to battle as well.
She is nice. Her jokes are a bit crap though.
Wait, what !?
Damn. Sorry bro.
Does she play also?
Seems like Xbox Live is completely down for me. I can’t even log into the Xbox app on my phone
Mines working!!
Your wife? She's at work? Wow, you have even less options than OP. You must be watching paint dry
No my game!! 😂😂 also I’m a girl
Hehe I know what you meant ;)
I hear if you choose the right dialogue options, she'll tell you she loves you.
...though then she'll constantly tell you that she can't shake these nightmares....
Tell her to Hawk Tuah and spit on that Thang!
I feel your pain.
Take the easy wins brother
I vouch for OP, she is nice when I talk to her.
Mine is working now!
Careful if you talk to her too much she’ll give you responsibilities lol
Churn some butter, 😉😉
My wife was out on a side quest
Visions of you walking in stating ‘Finally someone with the guts to help’
You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
Why aren't you playing together?
I hate when the server goes down and we have to speak to your wife.
Ride wife. Life good. Wife fight back. Kill wife. Wife gone. Think about wife. Regret.
I kept checking and went back to YouTube. Figures too, someone offered me a great trade today and I couldn’t even log in.
Dear fucking god…
I just saw this. Never down for me.
Xbox is back up and running yaay lol
Weird, after the servers went down I couldnt find mine and her sewing room and closet are empty. Probably went shopping. Hope she’s back soon, I’m out of snacks.
Did they do a hot fix?
That's horrible. Are you ok?
As a married man... I'm so sorry
Okie dokie.
ha
Wow, just wow. Quick question, does your wife know your reddit account good sir?
Should have played NV
So boring tho right?
Guess it was a good thing mine had a doctor's appointment then or I would have had to hear about it while at work.
I tried to dismantle a hot plate and a office fan . She was not impressed.
You can do it, dude.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bro... lmfao 😂 😂 😂 I'm straight dead lmfao 🤣 😂 💀
Edit: I havent laugh/cried at a reddit post in a long time ty reddit yall the best 🤜🤛🖖🖖🖖
That server shutdown is reuniting families and saving marriages all over the world!! :-)
We need to save this man.
At least they talk to you
. I heard if you feed them you get +5 charisma
I felt that except my wife isn't nice ;-;
About divorce
I laughed at this because literally my hubby and I went to different rooms to work on projects. Missed opportunity on our part.
Made my day
Thank God that didn't last long. If the servers were still down by the time I got home I would have had no choice but to go out into the wastes and find myself a husband 😮💨
That's when you fire up a single player Fallout.
I havent been able to get a wife yet i dont have enough Charisma points
You have to give your significant other minumem 8 non sexual physical contacts a day to maintain happiness.
Gentle reminder
Is Xbox servers or Bethesda?
My sympathies
Every hour do a bunch of stuff for her and see if she gives you a mask