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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
I understood THAT reference.
THAT is not an old meme except to gen alpha.
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
Were you about to clear them?
Hold your fire, there’s no life forms aboard
I GOT THAT REFERENCE
That meme is from the first Obama administration
Would you like to talk about it?
Apparently the male cheerleader said he hadn't been fucked like that since grade school.
Well, he couldn’t say he wanted to have his abortion now could he?
Honestly the latter was worse. Always thought that.
Our lady of the broken knuckle?
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.
In death you have a name. His name is Robert paulson
"You met me at a very strange time in my life."
Trust me everything is going to be fine (que where is my mind)
I would bet money on this being true. He totally fits. He couldn’t deal with his own stuff so he just went the total opposite way.
It’s like self hating gays that become priests because they can’t deal with the made up guilt so they choose “the path of god” and celibacy while working for the institution that spent the last 2 thousand years creating that guilt and the prejudice that has harmed countless people over 2 millennia. In truth they are just completely repressed.
How many times have we seen this happen already?
He’s admitted to having gone to a conversion camp, so yeah there’s a whole bundle of demons and self hate goin on in that guy 😬
Wait what? Source?
Apparently his parents put him in conversion camp to straighten him out.
Oh what, fucking a cheerleader who happens to be a guy is gay now too?
Note my look of total un-fucking-surprise
Ironically I was just talking to someone earlier about him being low key gay
I have nothing to give but respect for the Fight Club reference. Brilliant!!!!!
For those that don't know the whole story: "In addition to calling Pride Month a “deadly sin” and bemoaning diversity and equity initiatives, Butker set off waves of criticism when he suggested that women find more fulfillment through getting married and having children than by pursuing careers – directly after quoting a song by Taylor Swift"
So now he has Swifties calling for the Chiefs to cut him.
The NFL is distancing themselves from his comments.
It turns out his own mother is actual physicist.
And now he may have hooked up with another man.
He's batting 1.000 this week.
Those who yell the loudest. Am I right?
Apparently, from a tik tok I saw, he went to multiple conversion camps… so yknow
I had to search it up. Not only is the rumor that he we t to conversion therapy run by Mike Pence 3 times, but that his kids aren't his either. He was at conversion camp when the wife got pregnant.
Wow. What a charmer
I keep seeing this rumor and not one person has been able to provide a source
Didn't you know? As long as he says things we don't like, every bad rumor about him is true. It's just science.
Well, I mean, it's not true. But I'm gonna roll with it 'cause the dude sucks. Most the shit he spewed out his mouth during that speech was bullshit, but we're supposed to take his word for it?
I heard he got Casey Anthony pregnant.
He's actually the person Kendrick Lamar has been rapping about, not Drake.
I heard he made a porn with the lady in the first Jardiance commercial.
Agreed. People are making up a bunch of stuff, but I'm not willing to defend the guy. He brought this upon himself.
But this guy doesn't believe in science. He believes in a book of fairy tales. He then acts as if that book should control the rest of us who don't believe in his fairy tales.
Then he goes out and spouts his fairy tales as "facts" of reality. Then someone else jumped out of the woodwork and made an accusation/fairy tale about him.
If it was lies to begin with, then now lies met with lies. That dude fucked around, now he is finding out.
People who act like the kicker did are always the worst at projection.
"He doth protest too much"
Damn I forgot to get popcorn this week with my groceries.
Man, I feel bad for him. Being taught from a young age that your true self is wrong and sinful is a special kind of horrible.
Sounds like he grew up in a progressive home with highly educated parents then later in life got “saved”. So now he’s a bigot.
I could almost feel sorry for the guy... Almost.
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Bad people are taught not born, you can still feel sorry without having to defend his actions
So he totally had to give a blowie to a youth pastor? Now it just sounds like he’s a victim
that's... fucking horrible. Yes his current stance is trash but if that's true, he was out enough that someone noticed and abused this stance into him.
Every time! It's wild how accurate it is.
I accuse everyone of having a giant penis. It’s almost like I’m protesting too much, sometimes. I wonder what that means…
That you have a small penis.
🏆
And don't know how to use it.
Clearly others only look big next to his.
its a self defense mechanism from stupid people. lots of stupid people in this world
I mean when you think about it there's nothing more manly than fucking a dude, that's double the testosterone
Women are very “girly” and the hugging and kissing? No thank you! That’s too gay for me. I’ll be over here with Rocco comparing out testosterone levels the old fashioned way
Well he’s a conservative, every projection is a confession
Got to know when to stfu. And that’s most of the time
I’m not sure that’s batting 1.000. That’s more like fouling one off into your face, then tripping and crushing your nuts on the bat handle
Yeah but doing it with total conviction 😂
"I meant to do that!"
Wow, he's in too deep, or maybe the cheerleader was.
Went so deep he hit the medulla oblongata lol (I only know that word from the water boy)
Kristi Noem is grateful for the respite.
Was he paid to take this hit?
She just got tossed into the news-cycle gravel pit.
Then getting traded to the A's ... yuck
Aye man why the A’s catching strays? Don’t kick a man when he’s down
Sometimes you can't help but kick the man that's so low that you can't see him down there.
And Joe Kelly gets suspended
I feel like it’s more akin to getting struck out while the other team is trying to intentionally walk you
As much as I love a good cross sport baseball reference and yours is good. We need a football reference, how about missing a game winning extra point?
LACES OUT!!
Finkle is Einhorn?!?
Even better!
DIE DAN!!!
Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Cookie?
It's like going for a field goal, missing the ball, and pulling a Charlie Brown. All while his shoe flies off into the crowd and hits his mother in the face.
It’s like you have a Super Bowl win on the line, you are on the one yard line of the Patriots, 2nd and goal to go, 26 seconds left with a super elite running back in the backfield…and then you pass and it gets intercepted.
Oh I remember that one! Seahawks 2014
Ooof. Terrible call. You give it to Marshawn 3 times in a row in that situation. The drive up to that play was amazing though. Edit: spelling
It's like when you're tied with 5 seconds on the clock on the other team's 30 yard line, and you not only completely whiff, but the other team picks it up, then runs it in to score.
It’s like 5 seconds left on the clock, down by 2, from the other team’s 30, and you miss the game-winning kick cause you can’t stop staring at the male cheerleader you had sex with
How about "when Harrison Butker was asked what his favorite position was, he said that he always likes a tight end"
He’s taking the Kristi Noem Challenge!
😂😂😂
The deadly sin of pride is the sin of having too much of a fucking ego to be willing to help others
If we don’t preach against gayness, EVERYBODY would be gay!!!! Right guys?
calling Pride Month a “deadly sin”
This is the piece of the puzzle I was missing. I figured there had to be a better reason for this to be newsworthy than "hurr durr he's gay!"
The MAGA types are usually cynical this way.
I think technically he's batting 0.000. No hits.
it’s a damn bingo game at this point
So desperate to be masculine, he had to suck it out of other men.
“I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots?”
The Onion is a national treasure.
This article is absurdly funny. The idea of an otherwise straight dude just getting all these men just randomly sucking his cock, and he's only just a little disgusted and annoyed by it.
🤣🤣🤣
Two dudes all sweaty pushing hard to the limit; sounds pretty masculine to me
Guaranteed they high five and said no homo first.
Guaranteed the other guy just nutted in him and left
Wanna go camping?
Genuinely laughed out loud, thanks for that one.
Gay sex is the epitome of masculinity, there just so much testosterone
It wasn't gay, it was just two men celebrating each other's strength.
Testosterone injections directly into the buttock is very masculine.
No buttock but right in the anal sphincter
Banging another dude is the most masculine thing you can do; no women involved.
he and cawthorn should catch up
You make millions of dollars to kick a ball… “when men were men and women were women” kicking balls didn’t make you a shit, or a ton of money.
This guy is a chode who definitely isn’t smart enough to shut the fuck up and keep kicking those balls.
Edit: LOL to everyone coming at me sideways because of this clown. Go touch grass.
Considering that when girls play on football teams, it's typically as kicker. The Chiefs should cut him and then to add insult to injury, hire the first female nfl player as a replacement
My vote is Kathy Ireland.
Yooo! There are dozens of collegiate athletes putting that pigskin in between the uprights from 50+ yards out on YouTube. That’d be FANTASTIC
Unfortunately the gap between even D1 college and NFL kickers are huge.
Yeah these comments are hilarious. How many of those collegiate athletes are kicking it off a tee? My guess is almost all of them
Let’s not forget his brilliant physicist (working) mother who afforded him his comfortable upbringing. This guy is a complete joke
I wouldn't say a joke...more like an Irwin Allen disaster movie.
Thing is it's very possible he got some of those views from her. It's shockingly common for conservative women that go against tradition preach about its importance to others.
Yea, people acting like cause his mom was a physicist that she couldn't hold completely braindead opinions that go against everything she learned in school or at work. He had to learn it from somewhere, and she's one of the most likely options.
Sounds like she’s also the one who sent him to a conversion camp, too. If the rumors are true
Just checked: he went to private school in Atlanta with a $34k a year tuition.
nothing screams "salt-of-the-earth" and "blue collar" more than a private school kid who makes millions of dollars for kicking a rhombus ball through yellow sticks on Sunday afternoons
lol fuck this loser
But was he the head cheerleader?
He was after Harrison was done with him.
Ay-yo!
no no no he got head from the male cheerleader
Butker definitely had the cheerleaders head for sure.
No, read the article, he sucked the head of a cheerleader
He go to a Mike Pence and Mother’s Conversation Therapy Center?
Last name checks out
Guy blames woke culture for forcing him to hook up with a dude. How very right wing of him.
"Doctors hate this one trick!"
Classic move.
Their source is some random TikTok poster. Literally, any of us could have said that on TikTok and it’s news now. I think what he said was repugnant and rude, but until a former male cheerleader steps up, I’ll take this as wishful thinking.
The fact that Yahoo News ran a whole story based on that “source” is wild
Ai has shockingly low journalistic integrity
And I don't think yahoo cares much either.
As does Reddit as this is now on the front page, lol
I guess they don’t clearly. You’re probably right about the AI part too.
And reddit is all over it. Lol
Yeah, as much as I am all aboard the Butker hate train, there’s nothing to this yet
No one needs to make up shit to demean this guy, he has that all under control the fuckwad
Always a classic, right up there with VP Biden washing his Trans Am in White House driveway.
A coworker and I were discussing this, she grew up a devout Catholic. This is classic Catholicism- do “sinful” thing, repent at confession, point the finger and shame and blame everyone else for their “sin”, and repeat.
Yep. He is quoted as saying college "led him back to the sacrament of Confession, where he experienced a powerful conversion of heart."
Sinning so hard he had to upgrade to Catholic Premium.
That is not classic Catholicism, that is poor Catholicism.
So wait...a Christian dude that slams homosexuality....may have caught a few sidecocks? Get right out of town!
A perfect poster boy for the Christian rights hypocrisy. Fuck him
no wonder why he said the lgbtq+ community is a deadly sin.
That was before he was Born Again and learned to hate everything. He converted in 2012. Maybe a head injury.
He was a total bottom, I'm sure.
His Grindr handle is "Butlkr" 🤣
every accusation is a confession
He only sticks his dick inside a woman to procreate for God because going anywhere near a vagina is massively gay. He also knows the only way a man can truly be comforted is in the arms of another strong man.
Source is a random tiktok account that came out with it after the controversy and so many are just taking it as if there was a video released or even the cheerleader came out with it himself. Really sad to watch.
Hes an idiot and AH but atleast wait until its confirmed to judge him or he will be seen as a martyr against online hate from the left.
EDIT: He can also use this accusation to muddy the waters for other accusations that have more prove to it and hide behind it. Dont give him that strength.
Fucking journalism weeps man. What a dogshit article. A comment on TikTok is the source??
I agree. This is just a sign of the goddamned times. Whatever this guy did, a TikTok comment is terrible "journalism"
Seriously. This "source" just makes OP and anyone who comments in support of this accusation an absolute fool. Just reddit things amiright?
and most people on reddit eat it up.
What story? This is all made up
Everything’s a projection with these bigoted fuckwads.
You guys should watch the video and not read click bait
Oh you mean the guy who clearly has ill will and dislikes women actually enjoys sleeping with men? No surprise here.
“Insecure NFL kicker rumored to be a pickle smoocher after all! More at 11.”
This dude literally said "I want it to go back to a better time, like when women had more babies than thoughts" fuck this guy.
Source: a random person on TikTok
Butker told Kristi Noem, "Hold my beer."
I bet he was a stay at home cheerleader.
God forbid men have hobbies
A random ass Tik Tok person saying this isn't remotely close to the smoking gun you all think it is.
The dildo of consequences never arrives lubed!
The "self hating olin the closet gay dudes" are always the most against gay shit. Hoping no one will notice them being gay as shit but also making it harder for them to actually be gay when they come out a decade later. Crazy how that works. Someone call the leopards.
I mean: College Cheerleaders? Who wouldn't hook up.
GIMME A D!
NFL only gets upset if you take one knee, not both.
In his defense though that male cheerleader was crazy flexible
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