You wake up and I'm on top of your bed, what's the first thing you do?

Smooch that nose

I will put you in my shirt pocket and you will be my second in command all day 👍

Squeal in delight, hopefully not scaring it to death in the process!!

Looks like a micro bear

Lightly pet it’s head trying not to scare it 😭😭 (while having a cuteness attack)

This happened to me once but with a chipmunk. I screamed. He scrammed.  He had jumped right on my chest while I was napping. 

I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

Look at that power stance!

Confused live w 2 cats....where it come from??? Lols

Pick up the baby and kiss em all over their face. That is the face of a baby that needs kisses.

I boop the nose

I gently boop your little nose, welcome you and make you a new little hat.

Ketchup or Mayo?

I would name him, George. I would rub him and hug him, and give him security.

Say “What the fuck, where did a gerbil come from?”

Hamski! We ride into battle together!

Hoping my happy squealing doesn't hurt their cute litte ears as a gently give head scratches

Give all the boops to that cute nose and also snuggle 🥰

Awww, I would be OVERJOYED 🩷😍🩷😍🩷

Sh*t myself...

What? What kind of hamster is this fella?

I’ve always had hamsters but never seen one quite as stumpy as this with ears this bear like.

Exclaim loudly, "What the fuck happened to my cat?!"

Smile

Snugle monster

Smile

See where the cats are!

Omg it’s so ccuutttteeeeeeeeeeee like I wanna punch a wall it’s so cute

Call the cats and say “no friends over”.

Omg cute 🥰🥰🥰

It’s getting lil head scritches

AHHHWOOJAWOOJAWOOJA

Imma boop it.

Pick you up and kiss you! So freakin cute!! 🥰

Panic, I have cats.

Reach to pet
Hoping you dont get a heart attack in the process

THINK FAST CHUCKLE NUTS- (I would pet)

Blink slowly and think dafuq

Determine how I can get a piece of cheese without getting up out of bed and scaring it away.

Look for the dogs.

Spit on that thang.

Cuddles!!!

How cute!

Sadly pick up your little body because my cats would have murdered you.

This happened to me with my pet hamster when I was a child. He escaped and the bed duvet formed a staircase to my bed. He climbed up and woke me up because he wanted to go back home.

Eat you, free protein (I was joking, I'd pat you)

Immediately check that my cats aren’t in the room so it doesn’t get eaten then look for rescues cause I am definitely not going to be a good owner then enjoy the time I have with the little one until I find a rescue

I’m yeeeting the fuck out of yo ass wit the back of my hand idgf how cute you are

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Be glad I didn't crush you in my sleep

give you a little kiss

So cute!

Idk y I thought of that squirrel video

So cute!

Boop the little nose. 😊

So sweet 🥲

Boop.

All the kisses.

Looks like a Mipsy to me

Put my hand out so it can be sniffed. Deliver pets.

Kiss that little pink nose!

Put you on my head and go back to sleep, we are now one

Smile

Snuggles!!!

Give you a smooch and say good morning! Maybe go on a little walk or go sightseeing.

"I shall call you Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap the 3rd".

Pet, cuddle and kiss you!! 🥰

Immediately say “Hi cutie, where’d you come from?” and then play the Hamtarro (sp?) theme song lol

Be very confused as they’re illegal to have in Australia. And how did it get past my cats?

^tiny screm

It's so cute!

Kisses!!!!

is this a Guniea Pig?

"Can you talk?".

Cuddle!

Smile

Omg. How adorable!!!! Just a baby!

I am very alergic, so probably die.

Stick him back in

Tiny head scritches

hug him

That little snoot is getting a boop

Straight up the… jk i would make a home for it and get it food and call it whisper or somthing

Unfortunately, screaming. But after I realized what it was then cuddles.

Immediately hide you from my dogs, who miraculously haven't eaten you yet.

Pet pet pet

Givit scritchez.

Believe in miracles as we dont get Hammies in Australia!

https://youtu.be/icUhLJRFfk8?si=LUq2HB13YLQmCyFS

*head scritchies with one finger*

Protect you from my dog... I sleep with my dog and he absolutely would eat you.

Kiss you, kiss you,kiss you.

ill be wondering what my cats are munching on.

Wonder when l bought a hamster

Scratch my balls

I’m eating that, it’s good protein.

A gentle little boop seems appropriate for all this cuteness.

Well, firstly, I wonder who brought this chicken into my room.

Kiss that hamster

I might had killed you as a jerk reaction....sorry. your a rodent. In my clean house. On my bed. At my most vulnerable lucid moment. Sionara.

Truthfully. Scream out of shock then maybe settle down and say hello little by buddy.

feast

Gently pet with one finger

Consume

Pet it

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!

With that face and that floof? You give it a smooch 😘

Tell it a story about Richard Gere

Boop that nose

I would wake up to it being mauled by my cat. Little guy wouldn't stand a chance.

Make kisses on you 

You know I was feeling kinda hungry...

eat

Open the tin of peanuts.

Scratch you behind the ears, roll over, go back to sleep.

First thing, get a tube...

Grab my Pokemon ball.

Booooooooooooop, followed by a light fingertip to the nose

make sure there's no hamster shit or piss on my bed

LITTLE PETS INSTANTLY!!!! :3

Assume that my cat may of brought it in somehow, but then try not to scare it as I carefully pick it up and make it my new friend

Accept the sign to snuggle and go back to sleep as something is obviously telling me to stay in bed and not leave it's safety lol

Lunch

Yelp, and hope my cats don't get you.

Think Awww. Hi little guy.

PIZZA SLAP!

Have a cute attack, give petpets, try to take a flattering pic to show all my friends

steals you are mine

I think my roommate has some sunflower seeds. C'mon. Lets get you something to eat.

Scream like a little girl.

probably panic if it’s not my pet lol

He is super cute. What is he?

nom 

Question how you got there as I have 2 cats and 2 dogs that like to hunt and *ill stuff and no longer have a hamster 🐹 who I miss dearly ( wasn’t *illed by them just sick and old)

Make those high-pitched, 'Are my little sweetie weetie?' sounds!

cute

Squuuuuuuueeeeeee

So 😍

Feeling at piece for the first time since 2013 when I came back from a semester abroad to the Snowden leaks that we live in a surveillance state dropped.

Kiss on head

smooch

Cute

"oh hello, I wonder if you bite. Do ya bite?"

Scritch scritch

Boop the nose!

Cuddle

Awww what a sweetie

I would boop the nose. And pet it.

I fall in love and give that little friend a treat.

Rack the slide.

Give them a lil pat on the head, scoop em up, and spoil them with fresh veggies 🥰

Say hey of course then want some smuckers and give you some smuckers cause you soo adorable!

I say hello, and anticipate a response.

Smiling and saying ‘Good morning sunshine!’

He looks just like my Scabbers! I would wonder how to he got out of his cage lol

Fire my cats.

I say, “oh, well hello there!”

Punch it square in the face because I don't own rodents and I'm in a haze.

pushin this dick in

YEET!!

Squeal with delight and snuggle! 🥰

Kiss it

give a smooch and a cuddle, cutie deserves some love 💕

P O W E R

S T A N C E

Sniff

Breakfast in bed

Take a few deep breaths to get the cute aggression in check, then you're going in my breast pocket and we're finding treats. Good lord what an adorable little buddy.

Where did my cats find you and how are you alive? Let us get you somewhere safe and please don’t bite me while I save you from them

Boop

I don't own a hamster so I'd think it was a mouse and throw it across the room

Panic and instinctively pick you up and throw you across the room at full force.

Grab you

Squeeze and love you

Hide you so my dogs don’t eat you lol

cutest baby