Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!
(Had to go with the cordless since that in itself is extra Xennial lol)
Happy Mother's Day Xennials! Since we don't hear them as much as we used to back in the day, give us your favorite 'Yo Mama' joke. I'll start...
Haven't heard that one before. Thanks.
Yo mama smells so bad, she put on Secret and it told on her.
She made right guard turn left.
Her sure deodorant… isn’t
😭
Yo mama so dumb, they said it was chilly outside and she grabbed a bowl
😂 miss this movie
Damn it you beat me to it.
One of the funniest ones on here
Yo mama so ugly, criminals break in the house just to close the curtains.
Yo mama so fat, her memory foam mattress wish it could forget.
If ugliness was bricks, yo mamma would be a housing project.
Yo mamma so white she cries milk and farts chalk.
Yo mamma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
That first one killed me!
yo mama so cross-eyed when she cries tears run down her back.
Lol one of the best
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters always sorta went hand in hand with this one for me
Yo mama so fat, she step on a quarter and a booger came shooting out of George Washington’s nose.
Thanks for reminding me of this one! Definitely one of my favs.
Here’s a gem from a 3rd grade classmate to me c. 1990
“Your mama’s so stupid she had sex with your dad and made you!”
Ouch
That's cold... good one
And that insult has been living rent-free in your head for 30+ years, hasn’t it?
It really has
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Your mother is so corpulent, that when she sits around the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa, she sits AROUND the magnificently appointed Tuscan villa.
Fraiser burn!
🎶When I sit around the house, I really sit around the house🎶
Because I’m HUGE I’m fat, you know it you know
Weird Al!!!
My shadow weighs 42 pounds, so tell me once again who's fat?
Wow you beat me by ten minutes. This is the best one 💯
It's a classic 👍
I used to want to collect all of the Garfield books.
I had them all back in the day, up to number 13 I believe.
I’m excited for the new Garfield movie. I had to explain to my older Gen A kids who he is…
My kids are 13 and 10, I’m a children’s librarian, Garfield is still the height of comedy for a ton of kids, we can’t keep them on the shelves.
Garfield movies died with Lorenzo Music for me.
Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower just to get wet. She so skinny she can handglide on a Dorito.
Yes the hand glide from a dorito one 😆 always gave me a funny visual
This is the first one that popped into my head! A classic!
Not cool. Can we get off moms,
Because I just got off yours.
White Men Can’t Jump!
Mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
What is this cartoon? I watched 5 episodes super stoned at a hotel giggling like an idiot.
Regular Show. It’s freaking amazing.
Dangit, I posted this before I saw you already did. Best comeback joke.
I'm sorry, for you.
Yo mama’s so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat, last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale.
This one is so specific to the era 🥹
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.
Yo mama ain't go no neck, that's why they call her head and shoulders.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper.
🤣🤣🤣that Dre one made me spit coffee out my nose 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you and fuck you in equal measure 🤪
“Your mother! She’s older than you!”
-Pinky from Pinky and the Brain, Brain Meets Brawn.
Every time a student asks me what we're doing today... I bet you know my response (they don't get it, of course)
The same thing we do every day...
Try to take over the world.
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
i think so brain, but it’s got to be illegal to order that many mannequin heads to one apartment
ZORT
NARF
POIT
TROZ
NI!
I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? What would the children look like? …Well, no matter what they look like, they’ll be loved.
I think so, Brain, but if we didn’t have ears, we’d look like weasels
I think so, Brain, but aren't pickles that small usually called "gherkins"?
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find chaps in OUR size?
I think so, Brain but where on Earth are we going to find that much burlap?
I think so Brain, but if you replace the 'P' with an 'O', my name would be Oinky, wouldn't it?
I think so brain - are toenails really necessary?
Yo mama so fat I took a train and two taxis to get on her good side.
She's so poor her picture graces the food stamp.
She's so dumb she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jiff.
She's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
She's so ugly she went into a haunted house and left with a job application.
She's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
She's so bald she takes a shower and gets brainwashed.
I've heard a million of them. These jokes were my jam.
The haunted house one is pretty good.
Yo mama so short, she plays handball off the curb
My mom is legit 4’10”. I’m using this one
Yo mama so fat her belly button arrives to a destination 10 minutes before she does
Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu
We used to say Rocky Road. Great joke 🤣
Yo mamas so fat her cereal bowl has a lifeguard
Yo mama so poor, she can't pay attention!
Yo mama so dumb I gave her a Sprint phone and she started running.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she jumped and the earth fell to her (is how I heard it)
Oh no I hear em all the time my lil brother ('83) will take any random thing that is said and replace the subject with either "Your Mom" or "Your face". My wife thinks it's hilarious and keeps trying to copy it but lacks his timing.
The most memorable of his "Your Mom" moments was when we were drinking a new beer and I commented that it tasted good. "Your mom tastes good." Dude, gross.
My daughter (18) used to say the your mom replies until one day I asked “what are you doing?” And she replied “your mom” and then stood staring at me like a deer in a headlight before going oh god!
I tell my 18yo "yes I am your mom and I'm the luckiest mommy in the world" and then chase her for hugs whenever she "Your Mom" at me.
It works 🤪
I think I would get along with your brother
all over my face
Yo mamas so fat that when she lay on the beach Greenpeace come and try and push her back into the ocean
Your momma’s so fat, she goes to the movies and sits next to EVERYONE
Yo mama Dorothy Mantooth, will be taken out for a nice seafood dinner and I will never call her again.
Dorothy Mantooth is a saint 😡
Take it easy, OP. Why don't you stop talking for a while.
Yo mama so ugly they had to rename Halloween to YoMamaween
What do you call a fat woman on a motorcycle?
A Yomamaha!
Yo mama so fat that when she gets on the scale it says To Be Continued
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it spins around more times than the wheel of fortune
Yo mama so fat she stepped onto an elevator and went straight to hell.
Your mamas so poor I saw her kicking a can. Asked her what she was doing and she said “moving”.
"Yo mama so fat, Her waist size is equator! " - From the nutty professor. (1996)
Haha yeah my favorite is from that movie too. :D
"Yo mama so fat, after I had sex with her last night, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!"
Lol i forgot that one!
Haha yeah my favorite is from that movie too. :D
"Yo mama so fat, after I had sex with her last night, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!"
Yo mama so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Your mother is so fat, she walked by the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama is like a watermelon, everyone gets a juicy piece
Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Lol, the version I heard was
Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles the whole world slows down.
yo mama so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper!
Yo Mama so fat she wore a red dress and everyone yells “Hey Kool-Aid!”
Yo Mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people run up to her and yell, "Taxi!"
Yes!
Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
So, my best friend in HS was named John Dick. He came from a large family.
One day in study hall, two kids in the back of the room were ragging on each other with Yo Mama jokes when one said to the other:
"Yo mama has more dicks going in and out of her than John's front door."
Yo mamas soo awesome, they created Mother’s Day just to celebrate her!
Unexpected wholesome
Kind of dumb but haven’t seen it posted: Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
Yo momma’s so fat, after sex she smokes hams.
Yo mama so bald when she wears a turtleneck sweater she looks like a busted rubber
(Star Trek bonus joke): Yo mama so fat you could slingshot around her and go back in time
Yo mama so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many!
Yo mama's so fat, she wore a Malcolm X jacket and a helicopter tried to land on her back.
Your mama so cross-eyed she can sit in the frontyard and count the chickens in the backyard
Yo mama so ugly, when she fought in a Mortal Kombat tournament, Scorpion yelled “STAY OVER THERE!”
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
My favorite is also from The Nutty Professor:
"Yo mama so fat, after I had sex with her last night, I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch!"
Yo mama's legs are like Jif-- easy to spread! 🥁
Yo mama so fat she had to iron her clothes on the driveway.
Your mother's obesity is so severe that she is at serious risk of heart attack or other health conditions!
Am i dojng this right?
Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
This was my go to!
Yo mama so dumb she took nine months to make a joke.
Let's get off of moms... cuz I just got off yours.
Your mama is so fat that I when hit her with my car and she asked why I didn’t go around her, I told her I didn’t have enough gas
Yo mama is so fat, her nick-name is Damn!!
Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so poor, I walked in the floor door and fell out the back.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped in on a new screen door.
I used to love these...I could go for a while.
Yo momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil
“Hold up, wait a minute. No reason to bring anyone’s mother into this, she ain’t even here” -Mr. T
Yo' momma is so stupid that she thought Instagram was a drug dealer.
A new one!
"Yo mama so ugly she has to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her".
I heard that one in grade school and it always stuck with me for some reason. Haha
Yo mama's so fat she thinks gravy is a beverage
You're mama's so dumb, she loves you
Yo momma so fat she has to get a running start to step up onto the curb.
Yo momma so fat she went to a buffet and pulled up a chair
Your momma so dumb, she threw a battery in a glass of water because she wanted an energy drink
Yo mama is so dumb she alphabetizes M&Ms
Yo mama so fat she bleeds gravy
Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
Courtesy of my kids: Yo mama’s so dumb she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left, Speed Stick slow down, and Degree went all the way back to the 1st Grade
Ya mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch it goes like this 'chicago, LA, detroit...'"
Yo mama so fat last time she went to the beach a dude named Ponce came, stuck a flag in her ass, and claimed her for Spain.
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Yo mamas so fat her blood type is Ragu
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
My kids tell non stop your mom jokes-I have to remind them they have the same mom.
Yo mama’s so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was alive.
Yo mama’s breath so bad, skunks ran away.
Your mama so fat it takes two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
Yo momma so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said no professionals.
Yo momma so short she does jumping jacks under the bed.
Yo momma so poor and stupid she gave my uncle a blowjob cause she thought it would help her unemployment.
Yo mama so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat, she jumped towards the sky and got stuck.
Yo mama so skinny, she can hangglide on a Dorito chip.
To momma so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur.
Your mama is so old, she had Jesus's beeper number.
Yo momma so old when God said "let there be light" he saw her then said "fuck that, nevermind!"
Your momma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
Your momma so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Your momma so fat she wore heels and struck oil.
Your momma so fat her butt cheeks are in two different zip codes.
Your momma so poor I dropped a cigarette on the floor and she said “ clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we got some heat “
Your momma so skinny she uses a cheerio for a hula hoop.
Your momma so dumb she went to Walgreens and said “ heys where the green walls “
Yo mama's so old, her phone number is 3.
Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears have to hide THEIR food
Yo mama so fat, I pictured her in my head and broke my neck.
Yo mama so dumb, if her brains were dynamite, she couldn't even blow her nose!
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch it goes like this 'chicago, LA, detroit...'"
Yo mama so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Emperor Palpatine (from Robot Chicken): Your mother is so stupid, she…she thinks a lightsaber has fewer calories!
Yo mama got a wooden afro with an X carved in the back
Yo momma fell down in front of my car, I swerved to avoid her and ran outta gas
Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama house do dirty, the roaches right around on dune buggies. Yo mama hit the lottery and they hit her back.
I just called her. Thx.
Yo Mama so fat she uses a VCR as BEPEER!
Yo mama so dumb, she was driving to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," so she went home!
Your mamma so fat, her blood type is ragu!
Yo mama is probably the reason your so emotionally scarred as an adult.
Yo momma teeth so yellow she spits butter.
Yo momma butt so big when she sits down she's 3 feet taller.
I'm not saying yo mama is a ho, but it used to be called a jumpoline before she got on one
Your momma is so fat when she turns around, it's her birthday
Your mama so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo mama so fat, the bitch’s blood type is gravy.
Her teeth so yellow, she spits butter.
Yo mama so big, she plays hopscotch like this: [pantomime huge stomps] Maine, Rhode Island, New York, North Carolina….
Yo mama so stupid, I told her I wanted it doggy style so she sniffed my ass and then pissed on the carpet.
Yo Mama so nasty, when she does the splits, she sticks to the floor.
Yo mama so fat the post office gave her a ZIP code.
Yo momma so fat she died 5 years ago and still ain't lost weight.
Yo momma's so fat, her nickname is DAMN.
Yo mama’s lips are so big, chapstick had to make a spray.
Yo momma is so cockeyed, your daddy left her for seeing other men.
Yo mama just like the bus. Everybody’s had a ride.
Thank you for this thread!! I'm having such a great time picking my favorites, this is just what I need to gain control of my "that's what she said" reflex.
"Yo Mama's so fat I got lost in her butt crack!"
Your mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and sad 'I got the power'
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.