Her teachers will lower there expectations of her based on her stupid name.

I bet this guy is historically stupid.

Might as well just say “I’m an idiot but I think I’m a political science professor”

Thx. Definitely going to pick some up.

This is 99% of what the chronograph on my speedy gets used for. Pretty cool using the same device used to return lost astronauts safely to earth to flip a burger.

Reminds me of the “Nature’s Warning Signs” Far Side.

Behind every bully. Is a bully.

Southern Virginia. It’s a new to Food Lion brand they’re selling in the deli. Packed like Boars Head. In casings, they look yummy. Haven’t pulled the trigger yet.

Dietz and Watson new to my grocery store. Should I try em?

All I know is I spent extra time begging somebody to give him the ball because all danger was going through him.

That’s the good shit right there.

I still get up early because it’s cool outside and the dog insists on it. Fortunately, the dog and I see eye to eye on our afternoon naps. Usually an hour but I can go longer. I’m good at summering.

The best. In that spot. Has been for most of the last ten years. Modric and Him. Big step down after those two. Ode is in that next group and making noise.

He gave us Mr. T! Discovered him at a bar bouncer contest and made him the star of Rocky 3. They didn’t use Mr T in the original buildup marketing so the first time most of us laid eyes on him was as Clubber Lang and he scared the living shit out of us.