Settle an argument. Which would you rather have? Pleas elaborate for my friend group to continue to rage against.
I legit did a spit take, reading that. Thank god I turned my head and didn't soak my monitor.
Two dicks for sure. More tools to offer women pleasure. Easy pickup line: “ever been with a guy with two dicks?”
But the post it piss would be hell.
This would be an amazing surprise for your girl when she gets double stuffed from both holes
How to say you're a virgin without saying you're a virgin. (j/k, it's reddit, we all are)
You don't just surprise a girl by sneaking in the back entrance. It takes planning and a lot of time in the bathroom preparing / cleaning.
Just how she doesn't just stick her finger in your ass when you least expect it to get a stronger orgasm?
Well yeah, but there's a reward guys get that women don't, from anal.
I'd rather have shit on my finger, than shit on my cock. Whatever man, if you enjoy shit on your dick, that's you, and I won't judge, that's just not me. You enjoy your poo fetish all you want.
Look at Mr double standards over 😏
Understanding biological differences between men and women, and fingers vs penis is not double standards.
If any woman PLANNED on sticking her finger up my ass during sex, I would hope she'd tell me ahead of time, so I could go in the bathroom and clean myself out. It's still gross otherwise.
Gotta disagree about the anal thing with girls. My partner loves a nice plug, and can orgasm just from ass play. She's a little freak. Everything else I agree. Anal can't be a surprise.
having 2 balls is annoying sometimes when they want to go different directions and you dont want testicular torsion, 3 balls? jesus. just let me scare people with my 2 dicks.
Two dicks all the way 🔥🔥🙌🏽
I think it's important to ask first, "Where are these additional parts going to be located?"
If it's three balls all snug in my existing scrote, which is easily the best case scenario for that choice, that still doesn't sound at all pleasant... but I'd definitely pick it over suddenly becoming a unicorn because I grew a dick on my forehead from choosing option B.
Edit: How is the voting so close on this? I barely want the two balls I already have, they're damned inconvenient most of the time. Great design, putting my nervous system's panic button right there in the single most kickable place possible.
I think it's important to ask first, "Where are these additional parts going to be located?"
This should be WAAAAAYYY higher up.
Two peni in close proximity (like, coming out of the same spot) wouldn't be very useful...or under my nutsack... But if, like, it grows out of my hand? I guess I could wear a glove? Original dick ain't getting much attention after hand-dick does it's thing, that's for sure. Lot easier to move my arm about than my whole body. Can just lay down and watch porn together while hand-dick does it's thing.
Dick on my forehead? Yeah, "hard" pass.
At least they weren't the butt. Imagine not even getting a chance to protect them.
in the off chance that people see i wouldn't want double the disappointment
i clicked two dicks, because I enjoy hentai.
If I have 2 dicks does each have its own orgasm/erection independently? Or do both go off at the same time?
If I have 3 balls do I have 50% more ejaculation each time?
Two dicks have own ejac and refectory period
That sounds horrible
Not if you find an insatiable freak to date. I’ve known a woman or two who would have made this heaven.
Testes make sperm which are just a tiny part of semen, so you wouldn't ejaculate more but you'd be hyperfertile, excrete extra testosterone(muscle and confidence) and your sperm cell count would be through the roof.
Not sure on the first point but on point 2: what you are referring to is the “supernut” which is a phenomenon in which the third ball participates increasing ejaculation by at least 69%
Respect the integrity of the process
Two dicks. A thick primary chong and a smaller butt chong.
Everyone knows an unselfish lover would choose 2 dicks.
Or a selfish one. I wanna fuck her in the ass and pussy at once and have two orgasms
Either way everyone is having twice the fun
I really don’t understand how this is even a question, much less how people are choosing 3 balls.
i feel like two dicks would get in the way more than having three balls
Would you rather have extra ammo or a whole nother rifle?
I am not sure the logistics of two dicks. Would they orgasm separately, or together? Would they both get hard at the same time? Would I piss from both? Where would you put the extra one in day-to-day life? My one dick is already big enough to cause bulge in my pants. Two dicks would cause a scene.
With three balls, though... life doesn't change that much. You just get, presumably, more powerful loads. I guess. And that seems like a benefit, for sure. No real drawbacks. A third ball can be tucked away with the other two.
Yes, but third ball would be easier to get testicular torsion. The scrotum is already shaped well enough for the original two so unless the size changes once you get the third one it doesn't seem too good of an option.
Two dicks would cause a scene.
Especially if your extra dick is on your elbow. I'm just saying, none of this says that it'll be specifically located with the rest of your parts.
Well, if that's the case, I'd rather have a third ball surgically removed from my neck than have a dick sawed off from my knee.
If you live in the US, insurance won't cover the removal of a functional organ unless medically necessary.
I'm working in China. My insurance would probably not cover it either, but the surgery itself would likely only cost me $5k or so.
If you had functionally-useless organ in a place that is causing issues and pain, I'm pretty sure that would qualify as medically necessary.
Why would it be causing pain?
It's an extra penis/teste, that is functional. That's it.
If it's on your elbow or knee it's going to be knocking into things all the time. And of course it's not functional if it's located there.
Ask a trans person how easy it is to get even non-functional genitalia removed.
This country is not smart enough to distinguish between trans and spares.
Do those trans people have genitalia on their elbows or knees?
Two dicks.
You can piss twice as fast.
You naturally have a backup testicle already.
Getting hit in the nuts with a third testicle means even more pain.
I doubt you can piss faster. It would be like attaching two faucets to your faucet. Half the rate of flow on each to add up to the same flow.
Why is this poll so close?! Two dicks for sure. One for each hole
Two dicks, for sure. Once when I was in the emergency room because my balls hurt they warned me it might be testicular torsion and when I looked up what it was and how to fix it I broke out into an immediate sweat and that was the closest I've ever been to a heart attack. Thankfully that wasn't the case for me, but I'm not going to increase the chance of that for an extra ball.
Three balls
I feel like the two dicks would touch too often and I would have a double barrel shotgun holding up my pants too frequently
two dicks. i'd rather have more potential for fun than an extra ball and a larget nutsack to bother with.
we all get boners or the dickprint in sweats. now mine is...unique. and probably odd.
Absolutely have to leave this here..
https://youtu.be/TFflESQCRsI
Three balls might be easier to hide/cope with for partners who aren't into freaky shit, but man, two dicks with a freak would be amazing lol
An extra ball is like an extra power pack or a power-up. And extra dick would cause women to run away.
An extra ball sounds uncomfortable and awkward.
A second dick sounds like something women would be fascinated by and just have to see, and probably touch.
Kind of women that go around wanting to see rando dick are probably not the kind you want touching it.
Why not? You think I want the kind of woman who doesn’t have that experience touching my dick?
An extra ball is like having a Tesla supercharger for your libido
I want the extra ball to cum more.
I voted for three balls. Two dicks, and I might pass out if both got erect.
more testosterone
If I had two working dicks, then I could show women and see who has the confidence to try.
Are the two dicks horizontal or vertical?
wtf??? why is this so close to 50/50??
there is NOTHING POSITIVE about having extra balls!
It has viscously divided our friend group.
WHAT ADVANTAGES HAVE THEY POSITED TO HAVING 3 BALLS????
Call me Drake, because I'm a snake.
1 for top one for bottom.
Forbidden dual-weilding
The answer is 3 balls. Anyone who disagrees is a psychopath
Three balls -- then donate two. Being unjabbed I can get up to $100K for each one because my blood is clean.
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