You continue your life as is currently OR you get $1 Million but cant wash your crack. You way wipe after a poop with only toilet paper, but that's it. To clarify, if ANYTHING aside from toilet paper goes in your crevice for one calendar year you forfeit the Million + 50% interest. Dude wipes? Nope. Dip the TP in water before wiping? Nope. Colonoscopy? Also nope. Go for a swim? You better keep that ass crack dry, boi!
WYR Continue your life as is OR Get $1Million but you can't wash your butt crack for 1 year.
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