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In the middle of the road
Aaaaand he said: play the best song in the world
Or I'll eat your souls...
Well me and Kyle
We looked at each other...
OK...
And we played the first thing that came to our heads...
That just so happened to beee.... The Best Song in the Woooorald!
I fucking love you.
Next to a school.
Diogenes didn't have any problems with that.
be careful where you masturbate
what or a youthful blonde will sail out of the heavens and land on my erect rod?
oh nooo I'd better be careful
Right? He saved that woman's life! I think more people should lay in open public spaces with their pants down in case any other incidents like this take place.
In the old days we called this a flash mob
What the fuck?
Wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit?
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
The Living Dead
Alright Shady, maybe he's right, Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy
Okay, thought about it? Still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week.
Hiya fellow old fart. Quote is from "The Last Boy Scout" in case anyone is wondering.
IMHO the least of the “Two characters with different backgrounds teaming up to quip and solve shit!” genre of Shane Black films. It was also only the second of those, so some rough edges are expected.
For me they reached apotheosis in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, followed closely by The Long Kiss Goodnight.
He got a guilty conscious.
My exact thoughts
This is the explanation people give when they say that they accidentally cheated on their partners and got pregnant. This is the visual representation of what happens when they accidentally cheat.
They cleared him?! Wow.
Right after his check cleared
What do you expect from a country where women have no rights?
You realise this happened in the UK right, not in Saudi Arabia?
London
Southwark Crown Court
She willingly went to his home from the club.
Edit: downvote all you want but he was not found guilty, all of you rush to accuse the man. its always the women is the victim, GTFOH
And? Everyone willingly in my home is up for free use? I'm sorry, do you live in a world where rape follows vampire rules? As soon as you invite them into your home one time that's it.
obviously not but am stating what is obvious you don't have to attack my personality for it, he was not proven guilty.
Read the article she is the one who pulled him and grabbed him first. she pulled him on top of her and placed his hand between her legs
This is the wackiest ass shit I have ever fuckin heard. Bruh if you have any friends who visit your home I sure hope you disclose your belief in “well if you're willingly in my house, I mean“ beforehand.
What part of "Saudi millionaire" did you not understand
Oh I understand. It just saddens me.
Babe! I swear! I tripped on the stairs! That’s all that happened!!
Literally. My ex knocked someone up and then was like, “it was an accident!” So thiiiiis is what happened. Makes sense
"No, honey, it isn't what it looks like! I was just masturbating whily lying on my back in a public park in broad daylight with lots of people around me - like any normal man - and then this happened!"
"It was an accident."
"I believe in open relationships."
"I have a cheating fetish."
"You would have cheated on me, eventually, so we're even."
"He was hot, and I was horny."
"I don't know who you are but my personal life is none of your business. Either order something or get out of line."
Ive heard them all.
Just think, there's an entire army of nerds who watch this stuff like it's perfectly normal.
I watch some weird anime, but not "woman falls from a school onto a masturbaing homeless guy, then gets creampied" weird
I'd say it's not regular anime but hentai anime, which is a whole league of it's own
Honestly, I'm not even sure what this is. It's ecchi for sure, but hentai is usually straight up porn. This is basically comedy. Or a very very specific and narrow fetish.
You know, you might just be the first ever to write this sentence.
I hope you may be the last too, what the fuck did we just witness.
"It's called hentai and it's art" -Stanley
The people over at /r/anime don't.
https://old.reddit.com/r/anime/comments/193bmot/mahou_shoujo_ni_akogarete_gushing_over_magical/
I think a lot of people on the internet also often pretend there's more difference than there is.
It doesn’t help when all we see is child-like cartoons engaged in sexual activity, often watched by more lonely type/unsociable people I’ve met myself personally, don’t think I’ve met a “normal” person into this, normal to me being real to life with goals and ambitions, families and jobs etc, the full whack
Well you’ve obviously not even taken notice of what I said, “all we see”, so our only views are that. Obviously we don’t see pedophile content then search it up..
its honestly weird why all you see are child-like characters engaged in sexual activity, kinda sus even
It doesn’t help when all we see is child-like cartoons engaged in sexual activity
If that is ALL you are seeing maybe you need to rethink your selection process.
are there hentai animes that cross lines, yes, does that mean all anime is like that, no... There are porn movies, that doesnt mean all movies are porn...
Hi, im 41, have a 19 year old daugther, have had great times in the outdoors, have had decent jobs, and have been addicted to more things then i can remember, ive had life goals and due to life (health issues) most of them will never come to fruition. I watch anime, because there are a lot of fun shows to watch, a lot of them are really fucking wholesome, watch some studio Ghibli movies, you'll love it garanteed.
It’s personally not for me, the most I’ve seen of it is things like this, I don’t see an appeal to it myself. It probably doesn’t help the fact I went to school with what appeared to be a normal person, he began watching anime, anyway he’s in and out of jail as he fantasies about children and blames anime as said in the newspaper after being caught with the worst category photos and videos of child abuse. I’ve heard there’s normal ones but it’s just not for me
People will always blame what they believe is the problem, there will be multiple issues going on in that guys head.
You only see stuff like this, because it's stupid dumb but still kinda funny in a WTF kinda way, its got meme-potential.
Most anime/manga is not like this, like i said there are porn movies but not every movie is porn...
I just question it a bit, I imagine there is normal stuff out there but when these are the only kind of things I’ve seen, you could probably picture yourself from a third-person view that it doesn’t exactly portray a great image or at least I’d think you would if this was your introduction to the whole thing
Like, I agree with your assesment that some anime is weird to the point of it being disturbing, but you should also understand that the reason that it's that kind of stuff you see, is because shock humor is popular on the internet, and therefore people will share the weird stuff more often than normal stuff.
Like what reason so I have to share a dramatic scene from the anime, Monster here? It's a narrative drama, not exactly shareable in a short video format.
There's some really great stuff that's anime, that is not even weird in the slightest, which is what I watch when I occasionally watch an anime. There's also slop, just like there's slop in every other medium.
Now I'll throw you a bone, and will say that there are some weird anime that are way too popular, but I think it's a shame to let that dissuade you from watching some of the classics that the medium has produced.
But you do you, and I don't mean that passive aggressively. Your time, use it how you want. Just want to let you know that there is some good stuff out there that I'm sure you would like.
A lot of these clips are the far end of the spectrum, looking at the style and colouring it looks pretty old, you can compare it to slapstick humour often, where things keep getting out of hand and at the end you got this ridiculous event happening. unfortunately sometimes this involves kids in situations that should not be portrayed in media. Japan is changing, they recently changed the age of consent, and there have been various attempts to change this side of manga/anime, but some officials think this is just an expression of art and they dont want to limit art.
the most I’ve seen of it is things like this
Just say you've never watched any anime. I've seen about a thousand clips of IASIP but never watched a full episode.
Go watch Vinland Saga or Samurai Champloo.
Sounds like your watching clips of anime porn (hentai). You really didn't need to tell us your masturbation habits.
I don’t even know how to reply to that. If you’re supportive of this content, there’s a good chance you’re one of the many lonely virgins who actually do that stuff. You need help
Hey you're the one telling us the shit you beat off to man. It's a little weird.
A person with goals and ambitions wouldn't wanna watch movies either....
They go to cinemas on dates to do things like that.. They’re kinda the people in a normal society
I think there’s a minority of people who would be deemed normal in a regular society, I’ve personally never found a normal person in real life though, I’ve heard of multiple people who do face the sad side of life by bullying etc who are into this, maybe it’s their way to escape, who knows but I’ve never met a normal person myself
It doesn’t help when all we see is child-like cartoons engaged in sexual activity
If that's all you see, that says significantly more about you than it does about anime lmao
There are dozens of us!
Why yes I've watched Kounai Shasei. How could you tell?
I’m more fascinated by the army of nerds who animated this, hand-drawing every single frame and spending hundreds of collective man hours to bring this to our eyeballs.
i mean come on. this was a dirty joke that someone decided to create instead of their work one day.
edit: ok i'm wrong, this is from kounai shasei, and apparently the whole show is like this so yes you're right
Found the undercover one
Theres only one
Flying fuck*
A version of Final Destination that I’d rather watch
Pokémon got weird since I last watched it
How I met your mother
She miraculously got her shoe back after losing it at first, at least.
Jesus Shoe
This is all too common, really
That's why people in real Life masturbate on the street under the schools
A tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme...
Just like "lucky number slevin."
"Slevin, it was an accident!"
"What? Like you tripped and he fell?"
It just happened to me last Thursday. Thankfully my wife's boyfriend understood.
Happened to me today, I wish my uncle was not packing.
It's happened to me twice this week alone.
Then i must be the most unfortunate person on this planet LMAO
I see it happen more and more on the streets these days
I can only imagine the voice acting and it’s all too funny to me😂
I remember there was a real life case where some Saudi millionare guy was accused of rape and he claimed he fell down and "accidentally" penetrated a 18 year old. Andddd he won the case and was cleared of the rape.
What a world we live in.
On the subject, Farouk Abdulhak, a billionaire's son from Yemen who raped and murdered a student, Martine Vik Magnussen, in London in 2008 then fled the country has never received justice. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65033048
Fuckers treat the world like their playground and we let them
Edit: The commenter deleted the comment I was replying to, but the context is this case - https://torontosun.com/news/world/judge-jails-1-of-9-men-in-germany-gang-rape-of-teen-girl Not the best article, but I couldn't find anything better in English.
The girl was only 15 too, while the guys were 19-23. She escaped at some point, tried to find help, but a man who met her on the way also raped her. And then they all raped her together again. Her wallet and phone got stolen by them when this happened.
There were 11 men, 2 of them just got off scot-free, because there was no DNA. The other 9 rapists were judged as juveniles and only one of them actually went to jail for 2 years.
That poor girl had her life absolutely ruined. She will likely need therapy the rest of her life. Those pieces of shit will all be living their usual lives like absolutely nothing ever happened, at worst in just 2 years time. I cannot imagine what she and her family felt when that was how the process ended... She was so brave and spent longer than a year on it, going to all these hearings, having to relive all of this again...
I despise the way this system works in Germany. As a woman I could go to Oktoberfest, get gang raped in front of a crowd, and nobody would do fucking shit about it. No wonder German women don't like to report rape, it's a literal waste of their time and only traumatizes them further.
Bullshit. They were sentenced in accordance with Germany's juvenile justice code:
For eight of the nine defendants found guilty, the youth sentences were imposed in view of the seriousness of the guilt. According to the court, none of the defendants had committed sexual offenses before or since the crime or had previously been sentenced to a youth sentence. According to juvenile criminal law, the length of youth sentences is based on the educational needs of the individual defendant.
Sure if by scott free you mean all but one are going through the German youth system and the other is in jail.
Also it was an expert witness that said stress could have played a part in offending and the judge made no mention of it in the ruling.
Also a lot of the reporting that it was nine muslim immigrants come from suspiciously rightwing looking websites. Because it was through the youth system, details can be hard to verify, but six seem to have been born in Germany so not immigrants and one of the actual immigrants was born in Poland, known for their large muslim population.
Sometimes it sounds like a good 10% of London's income is from Saudi and Russian criminals purchasing asylum
Yeah, first thing I thought of. That acquittal was bs!
in the article is an unrelated? video clip of
"Saudi Arabia 'may jail woman who posted video of husband cheating with housemaid"
which clearly shows him sexually assaulting her ...wtf ?
In Saudi Arabia women have no legal standing to accuse a man of anything. For a women to dare to accuse a man there will get the courts after her.
Why have courts then?
What the actual… what? WHAT? No, please, no. What?
It's Saudi. Did anyone really expect the man to be punished?
Happened in England, in an English court.
I just love how women are portrayed like having an orgasm when there's a very tiny amount of substance ejaculated into their nether region.
Yeah, kinda a weird Japanese thing. Like why does she automatically orgasm from falling down the stairs.
baseball
Relatable.
based balls
"Your honor, in my defense, I thought I was initiating foreplay."
I'd assume she just knocked herself out after falling from a building onto a dick.
Presuming that she wasn't aroused, it might be that she passed out from the pain of having a very sudden high speed dry penetration.
This is the real answer.
Women in Japanese porn always sound like they straight up die / orgasm straight into the sun if you even just as much as look at them, let alone touch them. Some weird shit.
it was more so the landing and everything leading up to it tbh.
Yeah it sorta makes me feel all these hentai writers and artists dont actually have sex either that or Japan is a very different place and the Japanese people are just built different.
Then again I'm no expert I've got a list of less then 5 and my current partner is the only one who I've had sex with multiple times, and I get a lot of people are different.
Just seems very unrealistic.
Think I'll go back to my regular porn of tiny waisted women who always get trapped on washing machines or women who always get taxis and forget their money . . .
Though the actual reason why hentai or doujin plots are so absurd is because it's not real anyway, most of the time it's just writers laying out their fetish or fantasy of sorts (not 100% of the time of course), hell it's not just limited to Japan, however most hentai comes from doujins and doujins literally mean personal work whereas say something western usually follow a more general day-to-day thing overturned and sexualised for public appeal ig as compared to doujins where the writers can just make whatever they want since it's their work.
Right, obviously, but it's strange that a staggering amount of these writers have the same tropes repeated over and over again in their fantasies.
It's self-reinforcing. You see it, you develop a taste for it, you create it and someone else sees it, develops a taste for it etc.
Granted but how many hep me stepbro or big tiddy goth gf or backroom\ casting couch or fake taxi porn exists in the west .
If there's an interest someone will exploit it and then others will join in and copy . The only difference is western (or more specifically non animated) porn can't exactly have the tentacles, slime girl, femboy\futa or whatever other weird thing you get in Asia (or more specifically animated) porn
My girlfriends explanation of how it really happened(she wasn't cheating guys she just fell down the stairs)
Can confirm I was the guy who was masterbating at the end of the stairs.
Yep! And it really hurt my dick! Haven't been able to recover in weeks!
Multiple times.
This, son, is how I met your mother.
Dad, when are you gonna pay child support?
Happens everyday. Fudes laying on the ground in public snd doing zook zook
If only he watched the weather he'd have seen that it'd be raining pussy around noon.
many such cases
The anime version of "i'm sorry honey.... it was an accident..."
"I can explain"
Sir, it was clearly rape. My underaged client is pregnant and the dna tests came positive for your child. How do you plea?
Fortunately she shoved a flashlight into her pussy earlier
It's so annoying when a combination of random events allows for such a miraculous incident to occur. Like yeah, the result is shocking, but the fact she hit the trolley at just the right angle for it to speed up at the velocity. How the impact of the glass collision made her knickers tear open. How this endeavour must have given her some sort of lubrication for the smooth entry at the end. It's just amazing. Life finds a way.
This is the moment Dr. Manhattan started caring about life again
Your comment obliterated me
Ah the ol' falling down the stairs and on to a cart position.
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Somehow I am getting from context that the “Homeless Guy” wacking off used all his “luck” somehow like a magic power so this would happen.
Like he wished for it or something. But used all his luck for the rest of his life in the process.
Am I close or way off?
Wasn't that unexpected tbh because they kinda focused too much on her coochee from the start on. You really knew something like that will happen.
Yeah.. I was thinking it was taking too much time for something to happen lol
This is what would be happening in Indian serials if they were NSFW
Nah, not enough zoom ins and dramatic music.
Pause for everyone to dance in tandem for several minutes
Initially I thought this couldn't be nearly as bad as the one of the girl falling down the stairs towards her umbrella that has a pointed tip. How wrong I was.
Ah yes, Another. Where the umbrella death was only the first and least Final Destination-y death in the show.
Now that’s a hole in one…
Were all those people just standing around watching him jack it ?
I hate when I fall on an random baseball in the stairs
I am just happy she didn't carry a pointy umbrella.
"Another" one.
Sauce?
Man I hate it when that happens
HOLD ON DID THEY DIE?!
Their genitals are stuck, they can't move
What, she tripped, fell, landed on his dick? Yes exactly
My brother was born this way
Heh, Japanese…
Argh man, I hate it when this happens
Anyone gonna tell is the name to the show?
https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/tt7qgt/wtf/i3116m1/
This is from the 3rd episode of Kounai Shasei.
haha this is crazy can someone tell me the source so i can avoid it?
This is the type of comedy found in the Velma series
Velama? That indian comics ???
While I am still astounded by what I just watched, why did the undergarment tear only after breaking through the glass? Can anyone explain?
WTF
That is truly not expected It’s goes a long distance to please man
I can't belive I watched that. WTF is wrong with people?
Fhat the wuck
Japan, are you OK?
Blame America too. This is what happens when you drop 2 nuclear bombs on a country.
Thank you America
Lol
See, I never watched any anime, it's not my jam, but through the years, this is how I picture most of it. xD
Also be careful where you masturbate