Lindsey Graham’s cool cousin
I was trying so hard to think of who he reminded me of lol
With that hair piece, he reminds me of a ventriloquist dummy.
If you cross him, there will be hair toupee
Lindsey Graham meets Saul Goodman.
Lindsey Graham meets Kenneth Copeland
Damn it! Every time I see Kenneth’s name this sting goes back to being stuck in my head for 2 days https://youtu.be/0JPRvxTjfOk?t=42
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Yeah it wasn't until he actually explained it in an episode of Better Call Saul that it clicked for me
Lindsey Grahams love child
Kenneth Copeland's weed smoking nephew
Kenneth Dopeland
Who failed evangelical school
Opposite World Lindsey. He uses the law to help people.
And he's cool with his sexuality and that of others, and rocks bling.
He's City Lindsay Graham.
This guy looks like Hilary Clinton trying to be a pimp
OMG that was my first thought. I was like "is Lindsey Graham pretending to be a lawyer? Why?"
Heather Graham?
You know he got one of those little cocaine vial necklaces. Lol
It’s in his rings
LORD of the RINGS
Nah his eyes betray him. This dude's on pain pills. Mine looked the same back in the day.
Edit: I have the exact same color eyes as this guy. When I was hooked on pain pills, my eyes looked like his. Now that I'm off, there a differences..subtle, but different. He's not staring into a flashlight or anything.
Also, of course this is pure speculation
Idk some blue eyes are just like that.
I assume you mean the small pupil thing. I'm on morphine myself for health issues - so I know what your on about.
But I have a grandad for example who's eyes are like bright icy blue. An his whole life has been like that. Tiny pupils. Same with my cousin. Natural white blonde hair and icy blue eyes with super tiny pupils. Since she was a kid.
Think sometimes it's just natural for people with those piercing blue eyes. They're not all on the opiates lol. Like Zooey deschanel would have been on opiates her entire career if that's the case.
Yep, near albino white skin and tiny pupils here. I am just hypersensitive to light. Probably because my ancestors were all from Norway where you could never expose skin outside lol, and Scotland where it’s never EVER sunny… subsequently I have like, a negative melanin count and my eyes can’t handle sunlight.
He's so old he's still got a McDonald's coke spoon
I'm focused on that bruise by his red eyes.
That's from being jumped by some kids after selling burner phones in the parking lot.
I think that might be from recent Botox injections around the eyes to deal with crows feet wrinkles. Since he’s a lawyer/public figure this would make sense. For someone like that appearance is important.
Cruel Intentions reference? I'd so, I dig it.
I saw another clip of this guy where the title was like, "if this guy rolled in to defend me, I just know my case is getting thrown out over a technicality."
He may jangle more than a janitor's keyring, but he has good advice.
That's pretty basic advice. Everyone should know to keep your mouth shut when talking to cops at this point.
Everyone should you’re right. Luckily our man’s here got us covered!
"Should" doesn't mean that people know though
Because people were sold a lie that if you are innocent, then you have nothing to hide. Thing is cops aren't looking for the actual criminal. They just need a body to get their stats up. That is why you shouldn't talk to cops.
Hell, sometimes the cops are the actual criminals.
Not to mention, there are assloads of cops out there that will strong-arm and coerce you into answering seemingly mundane questions they have no business asking. On top of that, they get vindictive if you refuse or disagree with them. We have that problem massively in my area. Had one cop that was on his way to being fired with a father action because he'd tried to arrest someone in our household because he (person in the family) wouldn't agree to the guilt dude was throwing our way about a dead goat from an equally vindictive neighbor. So, after getting yelled at for trying arrest him by his supervisor, this cop would sit on the road, just above our driveway with his lights pointed toward our house, stuff like that. (We live rurally so we have a longer driveway, but we do have cameras lol which I don't know if he knew). Some of them go to great lengths just for that power-trip fix.
Every day is Shut the Fuck Up Friday in my eyes.
"This is written on a cocktail napkin... and it still says "guilty." ...And "guilty" is spelled wrong!"
Better Call Paul
Lawyer by day, Lindsay Graham's pimp by night
He’s so OTT I can’t help but like him
He knows that is what it takes to reach youth on tiktok. Pretty smart dude.
I'm supportive of people like that being in government/legal representation, or else we run the risk of a situation like the judge asking Zuckerberg what a 'like' is in the facebook deposition. All representatives should be very familiar with the public at large.
I can't be assed to look this up, so... If it's asked in ignorance, that's kinda iffy but ok, If it's asked as a means to clarify legal proceedings, that's definitely ok.
Thats exactly why they asked, so the record reflects what is meant by "like" in the rest of the record
And you know he introduces himself as esquire after saying his name.
Literally rewatching breaking bad and this guy pops up? 🤣
Criminal lawyer.
Better Call Kev
That toupee might be criminal tho
If the rug don’t fit, he’ll still rock that shit
He pleads insanity
“Your honor, I cannot recall, as at that moment, I was engaged in rizz-related activities.”
How do you PAY for hair and it still looks that bad?
He spent all his money on his rings, had to buy the hair on a discount.
Especially when there’s so many good toupees these days that look real
Will he "admit anything at all" if asked if it's a rug?
Respectfully, I’m not comfortable giving you that information and I don’t see how that’s any of your business…
the guy’s forehead is so expressive but the hairline never moves loool
For when you need a “Criminal” lawyer and not a Criminal lawyer.
Serious Donald vibes. Much better vocabulary though.
He needs an update. That looks like he has had it since the 90s. I frequently see videos of very good toupees here on Reddit.
This dude looks like a character from Phoenix Wright.
Holy SHIT! How is this not at the top of The thread? Uncanny!
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Can he flash those rings any more in 15 seconds worth of video.
I loved every second of it
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Given how ridiculous civil forfeiture laws are, I think I might need to start lining my suits with money if I'm going to be transferring it between locations if that's true.
My friend is a criminal defense lawyer and will accept non cash items as payment. He’s got all sorts of jewelry, motorcycles, a few cars, etc as payment.
He will flip most of the stuff, but keeps some stuff for fun. Has some goofy jewelry like this guy.
Maybe but the 20 pounds of makeup is slowing him down.
Still didn't even cover the bruise by his eye...
Bruise is from Botox injections
He’s locally jaundiced
He accidentally hit himself with those rings lol
Right. Dude has gold on everything. Surprised he doesn’t have his ears pierced with giant diamond studs.
Cops bein an asshole? Call Toupee Fiasco!
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Demon wearing a human suit? ✅
Lots of gaudy jewelry? ✅
Wannabe Saul Goodman? ✅✅
Cocain vial chain thing?✅
That accent? ✅
Shit tier toupee?✅
This man could get you out of anything lmao. You could run a bus full of children off a cliff and he’d find a way to get you off Scott free or the very most, some community service.
did somebody punch him in his left eye?
very likely
Given the “real life Saul Goodman” vibe, probably
Ol' Slippin' Jimmy.
Nah, injections in your face also give you bruises… He’s flexing his fresh Botox.
Just eye bags. I also suffer from looking like I was punched in the face 24/7
that he has, but he also has green and purple on the left like a healing bruise
That shiner is from when he was testing his theories with a cop.
Botox injection bruises.
That's why he's got those brass knuckles massive rings
It’s a bruise from Botox injections.
Probably clocked himself with those rings while gesticulating.
He had a tattoo tear removed last week.
Okay but I’d hire him and go for drinks and blow after
A thank you is usually sufficient
Guy has a painting of what I believe is either a Tennessee Walking Horse or an American Saddlebred. If you know, you know. Lol He’s a whole stereotype come to life.
Edit: a few people have commented to say this man wrote a book on how to make money on Tennessee Walking Horses. In my opinion, that’s pretty disgusting. I personally hate ‘horse people’ that are only looking to make money from their animals. It’s definitely a red flag.
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Cruelty Behind Tennessee Walking Horses - YouTube https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkyC1Fq6Msg
I am replying to you to be at the top of the thread
Never heard of these. None the less not surprised. Horse abuse is rampant for cultural or whatever reasons in a lot of places.
What's a walking horse?
A horse who is forced to walk with very large, heavy, and sometimes shaped footpads to cause the horse to lift his leg extra high causing an odd walking like motion when the foot bends after lifting his leg. It’s torturous for the horse. Big thingy in horse shows in the south.
Incorrect, this is what is done to Walking Horses, but doesn’t define what a Walking Horse is. It is a specific breed with a running walk gait. Makes for a smooth ride when riding a horse. The horse’s legs move differently than other breeds and overreaches in comparison. This reach is called a big lick and the cruelty done to them for shows was so that they would reach even more and have a “bigger” lick as the horses were judged on their stride and how they walked.
I don't think it's the whole south. I've lived in Mississippi, Alabama, and Tennessee and seems like certain parts of northern Tennessee are the only places I've seen where walking horses are a big thing. But I had step in-laws big into it. They'd spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on horses to enter into these shows that were honestly the most boring way to spend a Saturday you can imagine. Dad would always say to just pick whichever one you think looks most awkward, uncomfortable, and uncoordinated, and that's the one that will win. They really want those front legs flailing around as crazy as possible
Ditto on being all over the south and not noticing it anywhere else I've lived except TN. It's like real life Lil' Sebastion, everyone else seemed to love it and I just thought it looked gross.
What you’re referring to is the “big lick” style of showing TWH, but the Tennessee Walking Horse is just a breed. They’re gaited, which means instead of trotting (very bumpy) they flat walk or run walk, which is very smooth. They were bred to carry farmers long distances.
While most of the time, the gait of the horse is indeed exaggerated by use of what you described or putting acid on the coronet band in awful horse shows, the Tennessee Walking Horse does have a natural gait where it flicks it’s hooves out when walking or trotting that is unique from other horses, hence why it’s specifically exaggerated on this breed in shows, it’s so sad to see cause their natural gait is beautiful enough on its own, why torture an innocent animal
This
Am I close?
I do not know. Will you tell me?
This guy is Kevin Kennedy. He literally wrote a book called “How to Make Money in Tennessee Walking Horse Business.” I swear I’m not making this up.
I got busted for not wearing a seatbelt... even though I was WEARING my seat belt.
After I was pulled over, I removed my seatbelt to retrieve my registration from the glove box.
The Officer asked me, "Is there any medical reason why you are not wearing your seatbelt?"
I was caught off guard and said "No" (because truthfully, I have no medical reason )
He went back to his cruiser and I realized the mistake I made. When he came back I explained it to him but it was like trying to paddle upstream. I didn't appear beliveable.
Oh Well, $75 buck on an Officers cleanly polished question.
A "does your mom know you're gay?" type question from the cops? Shit man that's a bad beat
Cop asked to search my car when I was a kid. I said no, and he searched anyway. I asked him why, and he said "I asked you if you had any problems with me searching your car and you said no."
Gotta say clearly " I do not consent to any search of myself or personal property including my vehicle".
If they still do, with no probable cause.... They've violated your 4th right amendment.
In that case they make their own probable cause. “Smells like weed” has happened to me before and I don’t smoke
Doesn’t work in a lot of states now.
NY for example - that can’t be the only reason for probable cause.
You’d have to get pulled over for swerving and shit…. Then he says I smell weed. Then he searches under probable cause. Essentially the swerving was the probable cause and the smell was there to confirm suspicions
Sure, but they can just make that up too a lot of the time. Or they can try to make you commit an infraction.
I was driving home from a concert one night at like 2am, just me and a buddy. Pulled up to a light and someone pulls up inches behind me with two solar flares for headlights searing my retinas. Light turns green, I turn left, and the dude just stays like 6 inches behind me. Immediately after the turn is a passing zone going uphill, and the guy refuses to pass and keeps tailgating. My cop sense was tingling, so I kept on going exactly 5 over and didn’t budge. Right before the passing zone ended, they whipped around and passed me, and it was a cop. They were trying to get me to speed or swerve or something.
The reality is that if a cop really wants to, they can find some dumb reason (or make one up) to pull you over and search your car. There are so many minor rules and shit, you’re almost always breaking one of them.
Yeah and then they say they "smelled weed". I swear all the police logs i see around here where officers found large amounts of meth and pills start out "the officer noticed a smell of marijuana and searched the car" . It happens so often I'm often left wondering.
Before weed was legal in Washington, one told me he smelled weed in my minivan. I didn't have anything or do any drugs. What I DID have was 3 toddlers who'd destroyed my car. I was over it and told him to go ahead and pull everything out, that I'd leave all the biodegradable shit on the ground where he piled it.
He decided maybe he'd rather not swim through a sea of bacteria and mold, told me nevermind, he must have imagined it lol
Dicks.
Can you revoke consent? Or can he just rape your car after tricking you into consenting?
I implied that he tricked me after he told me that, and the dude got real mad. He yelled at me how he would never violate someone's civil rights, and he should arrest me. Of course he didn't. He already made me throw the evidence in a nearby pond. That's why I wasn't complaining about it... he was let me off the hook.
He yelled at me how he would never violate someone's civil rights, and he should arrest me.
It hurts me he will never see the irony of this.
Nope; much like vampires once they are invited in they are in and good luck getting them to leave
This happened to me a long time ago. I was speeding and took my belt off when I got pulled over. Luckily he believed me. Never take the belt off!!
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Because of both of these things, I literally narrate everything I'm doing when I talk to cops and ask if I'm allowed to do things before I do them.
"In order to get my insurance, I need to touch my phone. Is that okay with you, officer?"
"My registration is in my glove box, which I can't reach from right here with my belt on. Do you mind if I unbuckle and lean over to touch the glove box?"
"I'm going to reach into my pocket to get my wallet. I do not have any weapons. Is this act alright with you?"
They get pissy or laugh at me condescendingly every single time but cops are such pieces of shit.. I'm not about to get shot or go to jail just bc they're power tripping morons.
They’re pissy because they know why you’re doing what you’re doing. And they know it implies that cops like them kill people for doing it, because cops have killed people for it.
Yeah I’d rather swallow my pride and come home to my awesome life while shitbag officer Steve still has 10hrs left of his shitty shift harassing lot lizards and meth fiends then coming home to his wife and kids that hate him
that is fucking ridiculous. clown behavior.
My advice to people is always, keep the paperwork within arms reach and have in your hands and your hands fully visible before the cop gets to the door. That way there’s no need to move around or fidgeting once he starts talking to you. The goal is to go home safely. Everything can be dealt with later.
Additionally if you have a good phone mount and don’t live in a two party consent state. There’s lots of discreet apps for recording the interaction.
Hands on steering wheel and window rolled down. If at night have the interior light on. Do not reach for the glovebox to get registration and insurance. When the office comes to the window and asks for those, explain that you have to reach in to the glovebox and ask for permission.
I’ve also heard from cops that they find people who handle stops like that “suspicious”, since they’re “too familar” with being pulled over. You can’t fucking win with these guys. Too nervous? Suspicious! Too calm? Very suspicious!
Yeha that’s just bad cops.
Every cop I know and interact with prefer these things. To the point that if you have a clean record and maybe you don’t say yeah I know I was going 30 over, and instead say I’m guessing you pulled me over for speeding? While being super nice and respecting the officers safety, they likely let you go. (Helps to be white).
I was just honest. "You seem nervous."
"Because you're a cop and I have terrible anxiety when speaking to authority figures."
"Why is your car full of stuff, you living out of it?"
"Nosir I'm just a depressed piece of shit who hasn't cleaned it out in a while."
I was just honest. "You seem nervous."
I was once pulled over coming back from a hot springs in January. These chuds pull me out of the car and are questioning me while I am standing in a t-shirt and wet swimming trunks and they had the gall to ask me why I was shaking.
Tell me you’re from America without telling me you’re from America haha
In all seriousness, that’s wild that it’s the norm.
Yeah you don't want to get shot by a bunch of highway men.
The courts have ruled that taking videos of government officials performing their duties is protected by the constitution. Look up Driver vs Turner. In fact you can live stream the encounter if you want to.
The 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled Tuesday that a North Carolina town’s policy that allegedly banned video live-streaming police during traffic stops was in violation of the First Amendment.
The ACLU recommends you always video police encounters.
One time when I was pulled over, I leaned over to the glove box for the paperwork. The cop said he saw me putting something under my seat and searched my car. So I won't even go for anything until asked now.
Always record interactions with the police. Always.
4 is when you get shot
I do not consent to being shot
Legit, I’m not ready to die by cop, and I’m not looking like a dripped out unrolled crepe with a raccoon skin on my head to help me out of it, but thanks for the tips!
How can I trust a lawyer who is obviously being controlled by the mongoose living on his head?
He reminds me of a pastor somewhere down south
Definitely seems like a character that belongs on The Righteous Gemstones lol
Or a lawyer down south
All that gold and he wears a dead animal on his head
Truly wealthy people get plugs. Of course, this likely became his signature style 30-40 years ago and has to stick with it.
Why are yall making fun of his looks? He is giving useful info
Yeah this dude kicks ass. I couldn’t believe when I saw this tagged as a cringe wtf
Right!
These videos are both useful and they aren’t. What he is saying is correct, but sometimes it just isn’t worth it.
but sometimes it just isn’t worth it.
Its literally NEVER worth it to consent to a search of your car. Once you consent, they can literally unbolt the seats. After they are done? You have to put it back together, yourself, without the tools.
Sorry, I should’ve been more clear. Never consent to a search. But if I’m caught speeding on my way to work, I’m not going to be intentionally vague. That puts unnecessary risk on myself
About seven years ago, I got busted for rolling through a stop light. Officer pulled me over, asked if I knew why he had pulled me over, and I answered "no". He took my license, stayed in his car a few minutes, and then came back and gave me a warning.
So yeah, he's 100% right.
On the other hand, if it's a State Trooper pulling you over on the Interstate, you're far more likely to get a ticket regardless of what your answer is. I got pulled over for speeding in Virginia for going 83 in a 70 mph zone, and the cop straight up just wrote me a ticket; the cop was actually fairly lenient, though, and only wrote me for going 10 over.
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My only tickets were state troopers and I was definitely speeding. One was BS though. Been pulled over 20 other times without a single ticket for various things.
Don't admit to anything. Be respectful but not fearful. Talk to them as an equal and you're good. I think wearing glasses probably also helps lol
Do you think he hit himself in the face swinging his arms like that and gave himself the black eye
What’s the opposite of aging gracefully?
That guy.
Hes 98
I wonder how much debt he’s in.
All of it
I trust this man with my life.
You don’t have toupee unless I win.
This man is absolutely getting me off on a technicality
I too would talk with my hands if I had all that ice to show off.
Can say that say that telling truth can surprise the Cop, and get you off with a warning. If you’re going like ten miles over speed limit. All they hear is lies all day, someone telling the truth can be refreshing. But I’m also white so that probably helped me out to.
Yea don't snitch on yourself but if you're just getting from point A to point B I don't mind telling a cop that I'm going home or getting groceries. I don't want to be one of those nerds that repeats "Am I being detained or am I free to go?" but I'm also white soooo
I’ve been pulled over 4 times in my life. The 2 times I played dumb and said no I didn’t know I was speeding, I got a ticket. The 2 times I admitted I knew why they pulled me over, they were surprised and said they appreciated the honesty I was left off with a warning.
Saying where I am going helped me out at least once. "Where are you going?"
Me: "I am bringing my girlfriend back to her college"
Cop: "Where is that?"
Me: "Princeton"
Cop:"Where are you coming from?"
Me: "We were at a concert at my college"
Cop: "Where is that"
Me: "West Point"
Cop: "Gosh.... sorry... You two have a good night"
I was pretty tired and I think I got pulled over because I was starting to drift and he thought I might be drunk. It ended up working out ok though.
this also belongs in r/FuckMyShitUp fo shooooo
He looks like his stylist and makeup artist are trying to cover up his liver failure
I trust this man immediately
Hey Kev is the goat. Don’t hate on Kev
Saul Goodman without the cool
yeah idk why this is tagged cringe. This guy is cooler than 90% of ppl on reddit.
Saul Goodman's cool uncle.
What's that thing on his head? Dead cat?
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