Ask me questions about Stardew, then edit them.. Do your worst
A prismatic shard :)
Guess Haley logged into Reddit. Say hi to Emily for me
Clint? That you?
Kinda true after getting perfection
What do you shout every time you see the Wizard or Caroline in the game?
A hoe!!
I'm really damn curious what the original question was...
Which tool do you use to cultivate the soil?
Close, it was “what farming tool do you use the most?” :)
Thought it was “whoever threw that paper yo mom’s….”
Who did you give Pierre's 'Secret Stash' Too after finding it
Vincent and Jas!
Depending on what you think that stash is OP is either a dealer or just enjoys traumatising kids
Or is very generous, if you’re one of the innocent minds who believes that stash is just money
I assumed it was snacks when I played tbh
Maybe it’s discontinued snacks or stuff the FDA banned?
I actually love the idea that Pierre has a dragon hoarde of unusual, discontinued, potentially illegal snacks.
I am now always going to think of the stash as Pierre's authentic kinder egg collection.
Ah yes, America. The land where kinder eggs are considered a bigger threat than guns.
What do you usually gift Penny for easy friendship points?
Beer of course
Wtf why would you ever do that to the poor girl 😭
Do you like Krobus and Linus?
Absolutely not.
That's so mean lmao
A++ on this one
Who’s the best character in SV
Pierre!!
This is so cruel
best place to dump a body?
the docks!
I would go with my pigs, but not a bad answer
Do you know what "nemesis" means?
They’d just dig him back up
https://youtu.be/2xUynRdzzsM?si=m_fMOYeN4iwI9TtI relevant info
Consider me educated lol
Here’s a friend who isn’t plotting to murder anyone and cover it up :,)
famine has struck the valley during an especially bad winter. who are you voting to be cannibalized first, to feed the other villagers?
Jas 100% :)
i’m so sorry lmaooo
If you could kill an npc, who would it be
Krobus.. no doubt
nooo this one’s horrible 😭
I don't know what's worse: this or "Pierre is the best"
why doesn’t Demetrius have any friends in Stardew?
bc he is a shadow person!
That’s insane lol
Oof this one is brutal
THIS ONE IS CRAZY
Oh god
OH NO 😭😭
CAUGHT IN 4K
Oh my GOD lmao
OH MY GOD LMAO
MY JAW DROPPED TO GRANDPA THAT'S CRAZY
Like Dr. Gloria Stainord.
She 'et him up! glom
Dr Gloria Stainord ate my dad
Omfg lmfaoooo
Okay this one goes hard god damn 😂
Bro can no longer run for president after this
Because he's black and everyone is racist
boutta make a twitlonger
Your edit is Eminem vs MGK Kill Shot level. Holy shit.
How many of your children have you turned into doves?
Who's the most fuckable character in SDV?
Is it ever confirmed if it's George Evelyn or Lewis?
i guess george and evelyn are “confirmed” because they have grandchildren? lmao
Oh that edit didn't do me any favours
Lewis also raids Marnie's barn pretty often too
Gotta be Krobus and/or Haley
who do you hate the most?
Elliot :)
Who makes up Leo’s family?
Definitely chickens!
Not absolutely wrong, actually
At least she gave us the answer of a bird
You notice Linus rummaging through your trash can for food one night. How do you choose to compassionately deal with the situation?
who did you perform your blood sacrifice on?
I chose Sebastian
Fair, he’s probably into that shit
You gave Jas a magic WHAT?!
When was the last time you said to yourself qhile playing, "I'm a damn idiot? Wtf is wrong with me?"
i accidentally sold 250+ coffee beans in the shop when i didn’t have the coffee maker yet (i ended up restarting this day four times bc i kept forgetting they were in my inventory when speeding thru it to sell things)
This is such a great thread omfg I’m having so much fun reading these
Do you show compassion to your animals
I wouldn't do that!
What bird is the universal symbol of peace?
OH NO
Oh yes.
A dove :)
I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE THE EDIT FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE ITS SO OBVIOUS
chicken
Is this going to be what I think it is..
Where did you hide the bodies?
Leah's house!
Austere and in the woods. Typical.
Who is the best Marriage candidate?
Leah!
Leah, a mouse, or Andy if you use mods
I read these to the tune of the SpongeBob intro lol
Do you think Pam should lay off the booze?
No, I like her
How did you feel when you found Shane on the cliff, drunk and in a crisis many of us know by heart and had to deal with a very real and trying situation?
I was so happy!
Wow...... just... wow. Some people just lack empathy I guess.
This one is so good hahahaah
Who’s your baby daddy?
Pierre then!
At least he’s someone’s baby daddy
Who would you torture in a shipping container for up to a year?
I think Elliot. :)
Only a year?
What does Haley ask for in a help wanted quest that’s FOR GIRLS ONLY and will make Haley happy? You know what it’s for but keep that a secret, okay…
An eggplant :)
Who’s the worst marriage candidate and why?
Who did you divorce so you could marry pam?
Penny :3
lmaooo
:’(
How many minutes did you play this game?
1000, duh
That means 1000 minutes/60 = 16.6 hours
So you were lying from the beginning...
What did you get Penny for her birthday?
As always, a beer
Don’t worry, I made that mistake my first play through too.
Whos the cutest SV Character in your opinion?
i worry for this one
Penny :)
Definitely Vincent
What is your favourite thing about Sebastian?
Who do you 'ship with Pierre?
Elliot. Or sebastian.
Correct.
whos the hottest, most fuckable character on sdv?
Jas!
I am worried about this one
Yeah this can’t be good 😅
good, be worried
Why do you date all the females at ones?
For milk!
character you’d think would be easiest to kidnap :)?
Caroline. Please please please let me take her away 🙏
Oml you got me good 😭
What do you do with the mayors purple underwear?
Put it in the soup!
I'm not sure if this is the edited version or not
What is the best marriage candidate for Willy?
I can feel the edit
Jas
You know how we can choose the community center vs jojamart? What if we could choose who we worked on befriending instead of having to befriend the villagers. If you had the choice between befriending villagers and humanoids or any other creatures in the game (pets, livestock, monsters, etc) what would you choose?
Grubs, I think
what sdv crop can fit in your ass?
Ancient fruit
Who are the only children in stardew valley?
Vincent, Jas, and whatever kids you want to have
I thought there were only a few statues in the game. Why would they name the whole valley that?
Who sends you explosives in your mail?
me :3
Do you break the giant crops when they grow?
Why do you have do much Margaret thatcher porn?
THATS WILD OML 😭😭
What do you answer when Marnie asks if you want to keep the pet at the beginning of the game?
What does Sandy do for fun
Hold a prismatic shard and walk over the circle space in the middle of the 3 pillars in the dessert
who's the best dad in the game?
Demetrius
Demetrius!
What do you think of Sebastian
Sebastian is the best 👌 10/10 would marry if I wasn't already happy w Sam
who's the best NPC to talk to when it comes to clothing?
Who can you gift a diamond to?
Do you think Pierre is a dilf?
Where can i find Sandy?
Who do you most wish were eligible romancables in stardew valley?
What happens when Linus invites the farmer into his tent?
Which bachelor has the saddest backstory?
What is Abigail's "safe word" for the farmer during kinky time?
What character do you most wish could be marriageable?
Vincent!
What’s the most optimal amount of kegs I should have in a shed?
What was Pierre’s secret stash?
How do you feel about the Wizard’s massive pillars?
Where do you get your rocks off after a stressful day as a farmer, ig you know what I mean?
What is Abigail known for eating?
Which character do you wish you could marry?
What item isn't official trash, but do you consider to be trash?