Serious Question

The doctor’s office, which is a speakeasy style bar in Capitol Hill has a high end toilet, with a bidet and heated seat. Technically it’s the version that’s the seat adapter but it’s very nice. Having had a seat version and a true Toto bidet they have a nice one there.

You will most likely need a reservation if you’re not familiar with the bar. It’s very small and has very good drinks and some tasty snacks.

The Doctor’s Officer

Mashiko in West Seattle.

Shiku Sushi in Ballard

Hai Di Lao in Pacific Place

Tomo in West Seattle. I think you’d need to at least buy a drink to try it though. Lol

Miyabi in Tukwila

Mama Melina has one

Tomo in White Center

Mashiko Sushi in West Seattle has one.

So the heated seat/bidet combo by Toto is sold in Costcos throughout the area… now I have one in my house because of it. It’s a pricey ‘try’ but for about $325, it could be worth it!

[satisfied Randy Marsh noises]

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But why, OP?

Definitely thought you meant Japanese-style toilets, the kind you have to straddle and squat over to use.

Misfit Strength Studio in White Center. They have workout classes and a sauna.

Cinque Terre on Westlake but possibly only in the women’s room.

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I’ve seen them at a few Japanese restaurants in the I district. Try asking the discord

I’ll sell you one we brought back from Tokyo. It’s off white and never been used or even installed.

You can buy heated bidet seats for under $300. Will have heated seat, heated water, and heated air dryer

Also, you can just buy these at Costco. They're not really exclusive anymore.