"Look, I know that the packaging says to microwave for two minutes and thirty seconds, but trust me when I tell you that my powers say that it will be perfect at two minutes and thirty seven seconds."
Every candidate I vote for loses. Even if it's someone heavily favored to win. It may not sound like a useless power, but I'm the sole reason you don't have President Hillary today.
You can teleport a long distance, but you will feel just as tired as if you walked the whole thing. You dont skip the actual time, it was just really quick to you.
Look, I can use my thumb to pretend I took your nose.