What came first?
Of course I came first! You can't even walk - you're an egg.
oh yea and where did you come from...?
I was made by God. You know I'm an eggthiest.
"They see me rolling, they hating..."
::egg in bed with chicken, smoking a cigarette:: "well I guess we answered that question."
Skwak!!
Egg noises
holds door
After you, I insist.
No, after you.
“I came first!”
“No, you didn’t! You faked it!”
The rooster came first.
"what if we both came at the same time?"
"You came first!"
"Sorry..."
"Just hand me my dildo."
The egg came first. Eggs for breakfast and then later, chicken for dinner.
Huh
“At least you got laid…”
If you spent less time crossing the road, maybe you would know who came first!
“I came first.”
“You only thing you came is inside me.”
Chicken: of course I came first, that’s why you’re full of white stuff
"Wait, you came already? Hey, don't fall asleep!"
“I came first” “I AM cum”
The rooster
Nobody! Asshole,... You broke it.
“This has gone on for so long!”
“THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER!”
Earth.
but why did you cross the road...??????
Damn it come out your freaking egg
God I hate being constipated
Egg- I was first
Chicken- I was an egg before you, so I was first
Eggs came from reptiles long before there were chickens.
Eggs. There have been eggs long before birds, long before even land animals. So, here’s a trickier question: what came first, life… or the ability to reproduce?
Why has my period stopped?!
No, YOU have premature ejaculation! YOU came first.
The Rooster.
Neither, the rooster!
Chicken and egg standing at a open door "No, I insist, YOU first..."
Of course I came first! You can't even walk - you're an egg.