Furry convention fight
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My reaction as well.
Reminds me of Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Reminds me of Smoochy.
Dead on.
GIVE HIM A COOKIE!
Wonder world, wonder world!
I think you’re thinking of Trading Places. It’s a miracle oh lord Jesus thank you. I have been healed.
Oki doki
This is my first time seeing an elephant furry, which is a bit of an oxymoron considering elephants don't have fur. Usually when people choose a fursona it's something like a fox, a wolf, or some kind of fantasy creature they made up.
They have hair, so a hairy?
It's cause they're wondering what Dat trunk do
Is this a skit? Cause wtf
Could definitely be an ITYSL skit featuring Will Forte.
Needs longer hair
L&L limos is a fuckin scam
Fucking nail on the head
He sucks dick for cock! starts clapping
Twist his dick
THE OLLLL DICK TWIST!
What's not believable? We all sucked dick for cock at least once.
"Rainbow black knight"
Monty's python
Feel like it was to be. I might be being super ignorant but that person was moving their legs pretty well for someone in a wheel chair
lol? You don't have to have complete loss of leg function to require a wheelchair.
Seeing a furry elephant realistically facepalm is maybe one of the funniest things I have ever seen
He sucks dick for cock?
Ok bro.
Swear I replayed it like 3 times, just to make sure my sleepy ass heard him correctly.
Turns out I did, and I'm still confused.
He really misheard Bob Saget’s line in Half Baked
First thing I thought of!
I thought he said pot
Ok this may actually be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. This has all the comedy gold of South Park but with the added realism
Hey kids I’m the don’t suck dick for cock friendly elephant mascot.
When the elephant puts his hand on his head... DEAD
I’m a saaaaad elephant
Yep this is the best thing on reddit all week
Jabs the guy in the chest, gets tossed onto the ground in retaliation. "I'm pressing charges!" Proceeds to butt scoot towards the guy for more.
My dog does that same "butt scoot" thing across our white carpet sometimes.
When the elephant came into view I was crying with laughter omg
South Park hasn't had to come up with anything original in ages. Haha. It's all being recorded in real life now. God bless America!
Literally south park shit from the elephant going "oh no oh my" to sucking dick for cock.
This guy fucking walks. I've never been more sure of anything in my life
I’ve seen a lot of spinals dude. This guys a fake. A fucking goldbricker.
“Stay away from me mister!”
Are you surprised at my tear, sir
Strong men also cry.
Hsssshhh That's a bummer, man.
Fuckin' a.
He used his legs to scoot around lol definitely fake
did you know that you dont have to be paraplegic to use a wheelchair? theres a lot of disabilities that make very difficult for people to walk, and even then not all paraplegics cant move their legs because theres both complete and incomplete spine cord injuries
Yeah I totally understand that. And yeah, that's a possibility I suppose. But given the contextual clues in the video I'm assuming this dude is faking it.
yeah maybe you're right, i dont think a person with weak legs or a lot of pain on their legs would try to kick someone, i mean if i got in a fight i would just use my top body, sorry if i sounded mad dude
Lol no worries, didn't even take it that way.
Walter, man…
They’re using their feet to scoot on the ground. Those legs work.
I knew a girl who had to use crutches to walk, I can't remember her condition ATM but she's always been unable to walk.
She can move her legs a little bit but they can't support her weight.
One time, we were walking with a group of friends and we were crossing the street. We had the crossing light, but as we were crossing, a car turned and came really close to us.
When she heard it, her crutches shot straight up into the air and she ran the remaining few feet across the street and then collapsed into the grass.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
Just because their legs have enough strength and motor function to shuffle around on their butt, that doesn't mean they have enough to support body weight and walk upright.
I mean...people with spina bifida usually need a wheel chair or crutches most of the time, but can for brief periods walk without them. Their legs aren't immovable, just severely weakened essentially.
Yupp, most blind people fake it as well since their vision is often more than 0%. We're smart now. So so clever.
Being paraplegic isn't the only reason someone would rely on a wheelchair for mobility.
It's a line from The Big Lebowski.
Trading Places
“I have no legs!”
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he was moving his legs whilst doing the booty scootin boogie.
Got to say, new Ant-Man looks like shit.
Hate it when people think they can use their oppression points to get away with anything. This person assaulted a man and got what they deserved.
And immediately says they are pressing charges like they didn’t just try to take the phone
like they didn’t just try to take the phone
Steal. Don't mince words.
Clearly an irl troll. Trying to make people look bad by acting as them and being punchable
LT Dan!?!?!
No way in hell that person is physically disabled. Mentally? Maybe. Physically? Not a chance. When they scoot across the ground, they are using their legs to pull the rest of their body. This person is a wannabe victim.
Not defending them but people in wheelchairs can often stand up and move short distances. Not everyone is paralysed.
Okay but like, you need to realize real soon that not everyone who uses a wheelchair has paralyzed legs that don't move. There are tons more conditions out there that just weaken the legs and/or limbs where a wheelchair is needed for most of the time, but they can still move their legs and sometimes even walk short distances.
PLEASE do not go through life judging everybody in a wheelchair that you see that they are a faker just because they can move their legs, because you'll more than likely be wrong and that makes you an asshole for calling out a "faker" who isn't fake.
Mentally well.
There was a disabled kid in my hometown who was one of the meanest, most verbally abusive pieces of shit in town. No one would touch him. Just because someone is a member of a marginalized group doesn’t mean they are not garbage.
He sounds exactly like Mr. Garrison at the end
Didn't this happen in Forrest Gump
I'm pretty sure no-one sucked dick for cock in Forrest Gump
Don't forget about Jenny
"Suck dick for cock!" guy sounds like "Grab his dick and twist it!" guy.
Pressing charges. Pressing charges. Pressing charges. Pressing charges.
How do you pick arguably the most accepting community to pick a fight in? How does this person even function?
What every sane person has wanted to do to Gregg Abbott for years.
"are you sure? This is pretty strong?"
"Dude, I'm in a wheelchair, I can handle my booze...."
Don’t drink and ride.
This person is called Ripley Storm and they're a lunatic
That's a LOT of mental issues in video.
SUCK DICK FOR COCK WOO
well Im sure this will be such an inspirational video for anti-trans and anti-furry people alike.. :( worst of the group will be cherrypicked like crazy, why can't we just not have people that act like this especially when such minorities are already under so much hatred and attack, all this does is fuel the flames
Did he just try to suplex a wheelchair?
Suck dick for cock !!!!!
Pressing charges! PRESSING CHARGES!
Based off this video the person in the wheelchair is 100% at fault
Which furcon is this? Cause tbh furries mostly Queer themslves and they probably got kicked out for a different reason
Lt. Dan is pissed.
This person is the last person I would get to negotiate salary. "I suck dick for cock" clearly a sub-parr level of economics
Sadly, it's people like this who get held up as the monolith of what transpersons are.
No. This is a very mentally unwell person who's weaponizing being trans to excuse their shitty, entitled behavior.
America is a really weird place..
LT. Dan had it rough before getting to NYC
Am I the only one who noticed the kid throw his backpack down and punch blue shirt dude?
That elephant has been in my bar
what a horribly confused person.
There are some vary confusing & conflicting point of views in this video
If this happened in any other decade, I would think it's a comedy skit.
Why are always these videos so short
"Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"
I suck dick for cock too
I really think he's saying "suck dick for pot"
He will never run from a fight! /s
Ok I'm going to hell.
Why does he sound like weird al yankovoc?
Just a reminder: Anthrocon (the national Furry convention) is here in Pittsburgh this weekend (July 4-7)!
It looks like Boots in the background towards the end. I wonder where The Ginger is at? Perhaps this is where they F'd an ostrich.
It's like Team Fortress 2 voicechat but in person.
Man what happened to Thor
This guy changed sides in the blink of an eye.
Bro resorted to bum shuffling at the end
“Pressing charges!” Has the same feel as Michael Scott “I declare bankruptcy”
Pressing Charges has the same vibes as "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY'
“Trans-people-person”…that’s new!
What does suck dick for cock even mean?
Turning into a transformer
Lol trippin
Can NOBODY spare this poor man a cock? Nuts.
Seems like Lt. Dan was the aggressor. Other guy should have put him in a leg-lock
He sucks what for what 👁️👄👁️
Furries are harmless, quiet individuals
Anyway the elephant's face palm always gets me LOL
Is that Tom Greene?
Ah America, you are really entertaining to us non yanks with your politics, and your people. Great scenery though.
I dont have a problem with the community but anybody who actually wants to stand in 35c weather in a giant wool suit needs to have mental issues.
Ok so wait. This person’s legs don’t work but instead of wet noodling around while they hop along using their arms they are somehow able to still brace their legs and keep them perfectly in front of them?
Have you guys ever seen a paraplegic in a situation like this? Their legs become straight up dead weight and make it extremely difficult to move. This person wouldn’t be hopping along like this, they would be crawling forward with their motionless legs dragging behind them.
I don’t buy this shit for a single second.
I love how at the end of the video he does an impression of my dog on the carpet.
LOL What? The dude in the wheelchair attacked the other dude!
Faking a disability? Check Dropping the F bomb? Check Furries? Check Assault? Hell yes
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