Sounds like the defense's strategy is really going down the tubes… literally
The judge gagged Trump and Trump gagged everyone else.
This whole trial has gone to shit.
A literal shit show.
You've heard of sit-ins during the Civil rights movement?
Now lemme tell u bout shit-ins
They did it to the Chicago Symphony Orchestra in like the 70-80s since the crowd was/is filled with ultra wealthy & powerful. Had a whole bean/chili cookout beforehand.
Another outburst like that and you'll clear the court!
An actual stink bomb.
I wonder if he did this on purpose. Meaning, he ate foods that will give him bad gas or he skipped his digestive assist pills.
The change to his daily routine has several effects. For three days he's suddenly stopped slamming back 12 diet cokes daily and he's sitting down for hours on end. Doziness and flatulence are probably the most obvious symptoms, until the itching and acne gets serious.
He eats fast food a lot. It had to be normal at this point.
The dude regularly shits himself. Like has a handler to change his diapers regularly. I doubt it was just gas escaping his rotten bowels.
Someone light a ...person on fire? Wait WTF?
Trump’s reverse uno move
He's over there making mushroom gravy
It's a defense mechanism, it developed on his home planet as a means to escape threatening or uncomfortable situations.
Wasn't that one dude on Farscape capable of nasty farts as a defense mechanism?
Rigel!
I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this comment
Talk about a gag order, amirite!
He can’t spew shit out of his mouth, so it’s got to get out somehow!
The lawyers' briefs aren't the only briefs being filled.
"Yer Honor, can I approach the bench. We're dying over here."
Day 2 of the trial and you can see Trump's lawyers passing around a bottle of Vics Vapo Rub to smear under their noses before the big cheese starts cutting it.
His lawyers have to sit next to his soiled diapers all day
I'm sure they change him at lunch.
And he refills soon after.
They deserve it. They will also deserve it when he stiffs them on their bill.
Alina Habba got paid ahead of time because of all the lawyers Trump has refused to pay.
Finally, acting smart.
He probably said to the lawyers they didn't find me innocent, so I'm not paying you.
"That's not how this works. That's not how ANY of this works."
"Then sue me."
Proceeds to sue Trump.
shocked pikachu face
And that's how his former lawyer, Michael Cohen, got Trump to pay him 1.7 million dollars.
I guess it Depens
Blowout on defense table, yer 'onor. We need a diaper break
If Trump don’t shit, you must acquit.
No shit, I quit
He emitted it!!
Wait till his supporters catch wind of this
too much jurispoodence for today
Chefs kiss right here
He probably shit his diaper
Damnit. Take my upvote
Donald's Rump.
There really is an aire of shittyness around this whole thing.
Have an angry up toot
Who would have thought, 300+ tub of shit smells like shit.
I thought he was 6’3 215? Are you telling me Trump lies????
5'10 280
Not since the Ozempic. He’s easily a slim 260 now 🤣
I saw a picture of Trump on the side of a van where he had six-pack abs, so I don't know what to think.
Those aren't farts. They're sharts.
Imagine trying to do your job with a 6' stack of shit next to you.
Try to imagine the smell of the 100s of well-done McDonald's burgers that are fermenting in his digestive system.
Extra ketchup, got that vinegar component important to any disgusting smell
Prosecutors are going to bring in open piles of compost under their noses, like Dune, just to do their jobs.
His lawyers will jar and sell it to pay for their services
He eats and drinks nothing but hamberders and covfef.
hamberders
FTFY
Ha. Six foot my ass
I didn’t know they could pile shit that high!
Excuse you... That's 6'3" 215lb sack of shit to you!
You know, the same height and weight as NFL superstar Lamar Jackson. Totally checks out!
5'11"
6' stack of shit next to you.
LIES! Trump is barely 5 foot 10.
How many Courics is that?
Yeah, they DO stack shit that high sir!!!
5’10” at most and that’s with his desantis high heels on.
Court is recessed. While we change the defended.
Baby shart doodoodoodoo
Does this mean he's sharting stocks in Trump Media?
His farts sound like someone hitting a bong under the table and smell like a roadkill autopsy.
A buddy of mine used to say, "once you reach 65, you learn to never trust a fart."
"Only the BEST farts!"
People come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying : we never smelled such farts before.
Jurors, big strong jurors come up to the judge with tears in their eyes, and say, "I can't stand the smell, and want to be excused from this trial".
"Big strong bikers come up to me with tears just streaming down their face and they say please, please kill me, I can't handle it anymore"
"Let me tell you, folks, my farts are huge, they're powerful, they're the envy of the world. People are always telling me, 'Donald, your farts are tremendous!" And you know what? They're right. Nobody, nobody in the history of farts has had farts like mine. Believe me."
Even Lincoln didn't have farts as deadly as mine!
I'm confident that one of those shortened Diane Feinstein's good health.
Strong and patriotic farts.
big farts, strong farts.
With tears in their eyes!!!!
I don’t care if this is true I am totally 100% believing it.
I want it to be true so badly but I question anything I read on this sub. And coming from an X post doesn’t add much credibility.
But I’m with you, happy to believe it no matter what!
Here's Ben Meiselas's original post on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ti8Zxp20IWA
He's an attorney who is active on a couple of youtube channels.
I am now more disgusted than amused.
Trump is a perfect physical specimen. If you don’t believe it, Trump will tell you, twice or 3 times. It doesn’t matter. As he does it more, lying doesn’t get harder or easier for Trump. “Dishonest” is Trump’s default setting from the factory.
If MAGAts can believe in Qanon and deep state pedophile rings out of pizza parlors and Jewish Space Lasers then fuck it - I’m 100% in the Trump-Shits-his-Pants-Continuously camp
That makes you just as bad as them!
/s
Both sides are the same!!! /s
Those conspiracy theories are old [red] hat. These days everyone is running with the idea that the democrats want to let illegals in so they can kidnap their children and harvest their blood for that sweet, sweet adrenochrome in order to stay young and in power forever.
I don’t know if this will make you feel better or worse, but the ol’ adrenochrome bit was prevalent in 2016 and a big part of pizzagate. I had a landlord that was crazy into Q pretty early and she would ramble this stuff at me out of her car window if she saw me on the street. Everything old is new again hooraaaaaaay
Not to burst your bubble but clawtoe MTG tried to add an amendment to the foreign aid package to use the funds to build space lasers to protect the southwest border... I shit you not
Remember, a post on X is technically an Xcrete.
A reporter yesterday said something about one of the pool reporters saying something about an "off" smell in the courtroom. I don't recall exactly where I heard it, but it was probably on one of the Meidastouch YouTube posts.
the meidas touch channel is pretty solid
So: The account Acyn just usually posts C-SPAN quotes without editorialization.
Ben Meiselas is a reporter for Medias Touch, so far they've been 80% accurate on the legal aspect of the reporting.
I'd mark this believable.
It’s a well documented issue since the time he’s been on the apprentice.
It’s consistent with other things we’ve heard about Trump and his bodily functions.
I’m a Roman historian
I’m sure you’ve heard of all the crazy shit Nero and Caligula got up to (and for bonus points, Elagabalus), but in reality most of that was probably not true, exaggerated, or the context is somehow skewed.
Don’t get me wrong, they did some crazy, heinous shit, but it’s highly unlikely that all of it, and especially some of the weirder stuff, is very accurate.
I have no doubt what so ever that the same happens today. Honestly, we can see it quite clearly when people claim that Biden has a laptop full of cocaine deals and sex trafficking or whatever. How are you supposed to sort the “bush did 9/11”s from the “Cheney shot a guy in the face, and the guy apologized for being shot”s when there’s centuries of history in between? All this stuff happening today will become zeitgeist, which will be boiled down and codified - true, false, or exaggerated - into the “true” events of the day. Rumor and fact have an interesting marriage in what becomes history.
It may one day be a universally accepted historical footnote that Trump gagged out a courtroom with the stench of his sharts.
oh he's a farter, a big farter. always has been.
I hope they ask Stormy that very question on the witness stand.
All the best people are saying it.
And about that diamond encrusted solid gold but plug...
Dude is 70-something, in poor health, and eats like shit. Who wouldn't be dozing off and farting in their sleep? It would be weird if he wasn't.
I’m none of those things and still fart in my sleep or half sleep. I can’t imagine that he has any fuckin’ control at this point.
Man, sometimes I just forget where I am and let her rip
I mean I’m dating a new gal and I’m in that “oh she can’t hear me fart phase.” And the overnight stays at her place are brootal, ‘cause I know exactly where I am and can’t just let ‘er rip.
Not only do I believe it, I’m telling everyone I know
A lot of people are saying it.
The tweet is real and from a credible person and the linked video is real and from a credible person.
Seems like the only real question is whether he's actually farting or shitting himself.
I'll believe it. He wears diapers. I imagine there's a reason for that.
Politics aside, he's an older man, so he'll already be more prone to urinary and digestive conditions, and he doesn't eat right. I don't know where his "rumored" TIAs/dementia/etc. might fit into that, but none of them would help (I say rumored, but there's solid evidence for at least a little of that as well).
On top of that, every accusation by a conservative/MAGA is a confession, and he likes to accuse Biden of being "sleepy" and senile and whatever else.
In short, we have about 100 reasons to believe he's horribly gassy and like 1 reason not to, maybe, which would be bias from political opponents.
The video where he says it is real I just watched it.
Nobody on Earth deserves to have lies spread about them, more than Trump. Nobody.
He's known to exist on a massive amount of fast food, so I don't think it's hard to believe.
Some of the old apprentice folks said that even back then he was doodoo'n them drawers.
It tracks with the rumors of his incontinence stemming all the way back to The Apprentice, and this is weirdly the one thing he hasn't threatened to sue people over. He'll sue if you dare say he isn't a billionaire, but he hasn't sued for this? While filming, he'd likely have been on set for hours at a time without much ability to dip out, which isn't that different from the situation he's in now, except he's even older now.
At this rate, there will be reporting of a visible mess under his chair sometime before the trial is over.
If the veracity is in question, Trump would have sued already for defamation of character. That has not happened, so it's 100% true!
To give context, Ben Meiselas is a talking head for the Meidas Touch Network on YouTube, a bunch of lawyers who mainly just go through the court filings and transcripts and explain along the way what everything means and how the US legal system works. They sometimes have people who are actually in the courtroom reporting back to the pundits, and they mix that alongside the legal discussion.
With that context in mind I'm inclined to believe it's true, because so far they've been absolutely on the money when it comes to what's actually going on inside the courtroom. Same was true during the NY civil fraud trial and E Jean Carroll defamation trial. They quote the judges and lawyers directly and they literally read off the court filings, so you know you're not being fed bullshit.
Also this fits in very well with what has already been established about Trump wearing diapers, and there are reports of him smelling disgusting going back as far as people working on The Apprentice (which they nicknamed 'The Shitshow' because of it), as well as Trump being asked to leave a NY steak restaurant because other diners were disgusted by his smell. He's an incontinent old man.
If you actually want to know what's going on, rather than relying on the news to decide what and what not to report, recommend giving them a try. I have no interest in law but I've learned heaps about the US legal system and I feel very informed about what's going on in the legal proceedings, as well as how it all pieces together. Michael Popock in particular is a seasoned NY trial lawyer and very astute - this is his field, he knows how the system works and what is expected, and explains everything really well.
So far in this trial, Trump has mostly been falling asleep (and apparently farting) in the courtroom, he has attempted to intimidate jurors and has been warned by the judge for it; and then he goes outside and tells a bunch of lies - and it's the lies that get reported in the news, since cameras aren't allowed in the courtroom and the media can't resist giving Trump his pulpit.
For example, Trump made a big thing after the first day in this trial about not being able to attend his son Barron's graduation (despite the fact that he's never attended any of his other childrens' graduations)... but the judge never even ruled on that. He said it could be discussed at a later date. He never said he couldn't go. But you don't know that unless you're actually looking at what's going on in the courtroom, and who does that?
FWIW, George Conway responded to the tweet saying he’s heard the same thing, and that he’s not kidding
Here's the tweet if you want to watch the video in the post.
The fact this manchild is so close to all this power... Again somehow, is a fucking existential crisis. And what makes it even worse is watching everyone just be ok with him.
I am truly realizing the scope and scale of how cowardly a great deal many people seem to be about all of this.
Edit: I misused 'existential crisis' as explained in a response to this. Leaving it for reference.
Not to mention the fact that there are so many people in this country that are so clueless and gullible they have turned a cult around this classless creep.
It's fucking absolutely insane that people don't understand what a delicate hold we have on the end of the world as we know.
I dont seem to know a single person who is aware of how bad the situation has become and what is at stake.
I totally agree with you but just gotta point out- that’s not what “existential crisis” means. An existential crisis is something that happens to an individual, not a descriptor of overall events like this.
“In psychology and psychotherapy, existential crises are inner conflicts characterized by the impression that life lacks meaning or by confusion about one's personal identity.”
Just wanted to say thanks for correcting me. I like to be understood so I take it seriously and own the mistake.
Cheers
Thank you.
FYI, diarrhea is a symptom of Adderall addiction, as is .... "constipation, other GI disturbances."
I always love it when drugs simultaneously have polar opposite side effects. Diarrhea and constipation. High or low blood pressure. Weight gain or weight loss.
George Conway confirms he's hearing the same
https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1781380399698002206
Trump is a follower of Nurgle spreading his filth
Dude. Papa Nurgle don't deserve that.
Well he's too dumb for Tzeentch, too cowardly for Khorne, and too diseased for Slaanesh
the warp has standards. he's not good enough for that corruption. I'm sure there's a need for servators somewhere. maybe a door needs to be opened.
Gork and Mork don't want him. The Horned Rat doesn't either.
Damn, not even the Skaven want him.
No-no, they no want-need orange baby
“It’s a gag order Mr Trump, not a gag odor!”
Trumpy made a boom-boom diaper.
Donny is trying to gaslight the jury
More like tear gas the jury.
No wonder he's complaining about how cold the courtroom is. They have to keep all the windows open.
Good 👍 that’s what you get when you decide to sell your soul to the devil and represent Dump or sorry Trump 🤮💩💩💩💩💩
The real reason his lawyers keep quitting?
Please make 'TRUMP FARTING IN COURT' a national headline. LOL
Another way he's like Rudy.
Whether this is true or not, Trump is definitely going to lose his mind about it
Maybe he can shit himself in The Ted Nugent defense and claim insanity and unfit for trial.
My theory is that trump fought so hard to avoid having to come to court not because of any legal concerns, but because of all of his...ahem...involuntary indelicacies. He can "keep it together" for an hour or two and appear like any perfectly normal geriatric man. But if he has to stay cooped up in one place for too long, his facade starts to slip, and some of his infirmities start to become readily apparent. And that humiliation of having the fact that he can't control his body the way he wants to is an even greater fear to him than anything else.
A guy that eats fast food for every meal. I surprised he is not shitting his pants too…
Oh, he's filling that diaper full.
There have been many, many credible reports of him shitting his pants, from when he was working on the Apprentice and afterwords, that's where the nickname "Diaper Don" came from.
I like "Doodoo Donny". Has a ring to it.
There is photo evidence at a golf course
I’ve seen in some reports that Trump smells so bad that his staff gag behind his back. 💀
Now I imagine Vicks vaporub being in high demand among staff and secret service agents.
They hope it’s farts. Anyone check his diaper?
Is Trump farting so much that the entire courtroom struggles with the frequency and smell?
I'm not saying it happened, I'm just asking questions.
Are they sure he is just passing gas? Stories from his TV days suggest that he doesn't really have control of his bowels any more. Worse, he doesn't notice the difference.
Kinda explains why everyone around him has "tears in their eyes" when speaking to him, I guess.
Well, between that and the fact that everyone around him seems to be on their way to a long stint in federal prison.
Trump is attempting to gaslight the jury but doesn't understand that it doesn't mean farting at them
Having him eventually declared mentally unfit to stand trial, but will somehow still receive the party nomination.
Diaper Don making boom booms!!
Do Trump’s lawyers intend to submit an a fartiori argument in his defense? I don’t think it’ll work because of Trump’s obvious anus reus. Maybe after they have gone through audi alteram fartem, Trump will be able to testify in uno flatus.
If only they were farts.
He isn't just farting, he's shitting his pants!
I'm glad it's not nighttime because I'm howling over here and would wake my wife and daughter!!!
Well what in the world is he going to do next week?
Trump went on the offensive early. Let's see if it pays off for the defense.
"It's putrid, around him".
Same as it ever was
Low energy, high stench
Can a judge order a lawyer to change his client's diaper?
Question is. Is he farting or just losing control and just shitting in his depends. Sleepy Don is losing control of his body.
He's shitting himself...
I need to see those court sketches of his lawyers post fart.
Another Trump ploy to delay the trial, brilliant! Probably spent all night eating those GOYA beans
He should bottle his farts so his supporters will buy them. Because it's not a cult.
Big strong lawyers with tears in their eyes.
Gas warfare, against the G. convention.
I bet they're really wet and extra rank.
Lock him up..
That’s not farting Trump always talks out of his ass
Someone needs to check his diaper!
Sounds like someone needs to sell a bunch of peppermint scented stuff in front of the courthouse. Lmao.
He’s just doing what he learned from Rudy
Hes not farting. Hes sharting.
Headline very soon - “Mistrial declared in Trump Trial. Gas attack in Court puts many from Jury, Defense & Prosecution Team and the Judge in hospital!!!”
Lmao. Gross
I'm a tradesman and have done work in alot of medical facilities. I imagine he smells like a skilled nursing facility.
"Farting in the courtroom has fallen out of favor. Did you know that? It's fallen out of favor. They're just the most horrible, beautiful farts. Everyone's saying it, how they miss the farts. Farting in the courtroom, wow."
Trump is Jabba the Hutt on steroids. How anyone can support him at this point is beyond me.
I helped my grandpa with his computer in his office for two hours. It was fart after fart from the guy and I was visibly ill after ten minutes.
Regardless of which hole it emits from, it's all just hot air from the bloated messiah.
To be expected when you're dealing with someone that's full of shit.
This really needs to find its way into the SNL cold open.
They knew what they signed up for. Let them smell sewage...
I went to Popeye's yesterday and had an entire Large serving of Red Beans & Rice.
Today, possibly for the first time in my life, I feel like I can actually relate to Donald Trump.
Odor in the court!