PCM of diets
I just want to grillThe fad keto diet is even dumber when you consider what an actual ketosis diet looks like, where you basically chug heavy cream all day (it's used to treat seizures for real, not crank bs, unlike every other ketosis claim)
I’m retoaded🐸🗿
Twice a week I only eat two pieces of hard bread for dinner, dont know if its healthy but I feel good about it.
Eating a simple meal can feel good on occasion as a break from perceived decadence. My personal equivalent is simply rice and beans as it is both healthy and hearty
I seem to recall some intentional tapewormy episodes from those 1000 ways to die shows. Same folks probably eating ozempic sundaes now, nothing could go wrongk
An aunt of mine has gone on Ozempic at her doctor's recommendation.
On the one hand she finally managed to lose some weight, which she really needed to, but on the other hand there's no way it's healthy to be on it long term and something tells me she'll put the weight back on when she gets off it.
It’s rough on the liver. However, obesity is worse than smoking for your health taking off 12 years on average. It may be bad but it may still be better than the weight
Sorry everyone but authleft clearly wins this one. The only way to get skinnier is burn more calories than you consume. Brutal and simple that's the way it works.
I've done cabbage soup diet to help with a big weight cut for martial arts competition.
It's not as terrible as OP makes it out to be. You're allowed to eat as much of the soup as you want and on certain days you get certain things. Like day three you get a beef patty and day 4 you get a piece of fruit or something similar to that IIRC.
It's not meant to be a long term thing however. But yea I had to make weight for a fight at 155 and 6 days out I was 173. Cabbage soup got me there.
The soup tastes like ass, though...
Not really. You can season it however you like and use stuff like V8 to add flavor.
It tastes like whatever you make it taste like.
oh you're supposed to do the tapeworm diet while you take Cocaine to double your calorie loss.
IDK about a cabbage soup "diet" but a properly made cabbage-dominant soup can be absolutely delicious
It's intentionally a disgusting sour cabbage soup, highly nutritious so you can eat as much as you want, still bad
I was eating when I saw LibRight quadrant…WHY MAN WHY?
I chose the carnivore diet because there is not a single other thing on this planet that tastes better than a medium rare steak doused in egg yolk.
I like brandy but wouldn't recommend an all-brandy diet...
Steak is good though, not sure about the egg yolk.
Sea Creature Diet = See creature, eat creature
I never really thought about the lib right position...cocaine may not be only for selling afterall!
A proper vegan diet is healthier than a typical omnivorous diet.
What does a "proper vegan diet" and a "typical omnivorous diet" mean - both are extremely broad
proper in that they don't do something regarded like eating only raw fruit.
Bonus entry because I couldn't fit it in any of the quadrants:
Keto diet, there has to be a point - possibly while putting butter in your morning coffee - when you just have a good long think about your life...