My landlord now wants me to pay pet rent but my cat doesn’t even work. I sat him down to do his CV and to help him sign up for work but he is more interested in washing his backside or wanting a scratch . Tried to get him signed up for the job centre but it’s telling me he needs an email which he now has but he needs a phone number and a driving licence. Don’t know what phone to get him I mean how is he going to use a phone? Maybe I’ll get him an iPhone. So how do I get him a driving license? I have looked around but unfortunately no one teaches cats to drive.
I really don’t know what to do. If he can’t get work in the uk then he is going to turn to organised crime. He already mugged a mouse yesterday. Maybe if he started selling catnip…