If you had to pick one of these as your roommate, who would it be?

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Usopp.

Zoro seems like he'd have a hard time holding down a job. Or if we follow his real world job, cop roommate Zoro would be a nightmare for me politically.

Luffy would just drive me up the wall. Too much energy, no volume control, and if he is a firefighter and he works weird hours, he's gonna burst in at like 3 am, scare me, and then want to hang. I have a job and a wife.

As a guy I feel like Sanji wouldn't be great to live with. Like yeah, he cooks and might share what he makes, but if he has internet access, I feel like he's going down a potentially dark rabbit hole. Or he works in a salon. He might be fine.

Usopp though - a graphic designer, who has interesting hobbies, and knows and respects limits? Yeah, perfect roommate material.

Sanji coz he'd teach me to cook

Usopp coz he has cool stories and pretty cool inventions

Zoro coz he'd train me and make me stronger..

Luffy coz .. luffy, he's the 🐐

None of them unless they start showering everyday.

Even then I think all four would make terrible roommates.

Sanji since he would cook for me lol Or Zoro he could train me

Usopp seems fun.

Sanji, he'd basically become my house slave or butler since I'm female.

Usopp, he's the most social among the four and has the best stories. Or Sanji, you'll never go hungry.

Zoro.

We can train in the gym together.

We can drink together.

He’s not loud and sleeps a lot.

I have a pretty good sense of direction.

I’d rather be homeless

Zoro! I will get my solo room

Sanji 90% luffy 10% because he might get me free month of rent because he mangetism man

Sanji, I already cook well but id like some competition

Sanji- I want to try his food so bad

I would pick zoro or sanji

Zoro would just be messy a bit ig and would sleep 24/7 buuut our apartnment safe af. On other hand sanji would cook good af

Zoro the ultimate 💤 partners, barely any noises, always at the gym.

Usopp >>>> everyone else stinks

Sanji without a doubt

I think sanji even though I dislike him the most out of this group. I mean dude will cook for me just cause I’m hungry.

Sanji because he bathes regularly. The rest of them would SMELL and be messy

Definitely Sanji. Sure he can be a bit much around new women, but he currently lives with two stunning ones and mostly he just simps for them by calling them beautiful or amazing, and ensuring that they always have something good to eat or drink and that will be good for their nutrition. I also kinda feel like if someone just explained to him why his behavior was so fucked up, he might dial it back. As his roommate, I'd get access to the great cooking, a level-headed (mostly) good friend, who is also fairly chill and tidy but willing to call me out on bs if needed.

Luffy would drive me insane 80% of the time and then endear me to him the other 20%, while also eating me out of house and home. He'd also probably try to get me out all the time which sounds exhausting. As a black man, I fear for my safety with Zoro, jk. I feel like he'd be a messy slob who would just workout 24/7 and would only be good for a bar brawl... which he would probably start. I also think I'd be bored to death with him. Usopp is the runner up, only because I'd get sick of him lying for no reason and I think he'd be kinda messy. Like tools and gadgets left all over the place. Also, I'd feel like I need to encourage him often and, after a while of no change, I'd be annoyed.

Sanji.

Since I'm a foodie, I would taste all the recipe Sanji learned and I'm sure his food will always fulfill my expectation.

Sanji

Sanji cleanest boy by a mile

Easiest Sanji of my life. S-tier foood on demand and he will neverbring back hoes

I would go with Sanji. He would cook for us. Luffy would just raid the fridge all the time and Zorro would always be drunk and grumpy. Usopp would also be a chill roomie, but he can't cook as well as Sanji.

Sanji, not even a moment to think, Sanji for sure. FOR SURE! Can you imagine all the meals??? Anyone that does not says Sanji is probably a minor.

Can I pick Kiku instead?

Usopp or maybe Sanji.

Usopp and it's not even close.

Luffy is way too energetic, chaotic, and more importantly destructive. The apartment will be in Shambles before the end of the week. Also he's fucking stupid and the food expenses would dwarf all other.

Zoro is... he's chill, that's for sure, but he's not the brightest either. I wouldn't have trouble with him too much either as I'm white, but the apartment would REEK of alcohol and he'd either be drinking or training all the time.

Sanji is a fine choice. Perverted? Yeah, but I'm a dude and single, so no problems here. Just keep pornhub and other porn sites away from this man and it'll be fine.

Usopp though. He's a liar, sure, whatever. But he's chill, rational, fun to be around, and skilled in many areas. Also he, alongside Sanji wouldn't ruin the place with their shenanigans

Ussop 100%
Would be a blast to be around, always inventing new stuff and making me laugh, plus he's the least stupid of the 4 here, so any complicated situation would be easier to solve

tuff choice because luffy would be a fun friend to be around, zoro would be chill to be around, sanji could cook amazing meals every day

Probably Usopp, he seems the most chill.

Not Zoro and Luffy because they rarely shower and would stick. Although I would prefer Zoro over Luffy because we'd probably both be pretty quiet and leave each other alone but still be friendly.

Since I'm female, not Sanji because I would be too worried about him peeping on me and going through my underwear drawer... No amount of good or free food would make me comfortable with how much of a perv he is to live with him.

Usopp. He could make a metric fuckton of money by patenting his inventions and doing art on the internet as a side-gig. He could even teach me his ways. He is incredibly social, great with story-telling and overall just a really cool guy.

Sanji but idk how long I can tolerate the cigarette smell 🤢

Luffy would eat everything Zoro would destroy the place by accident Sanji would be good if it weren't for his... "Quirk" Usopp seems best. He's funny, could get a job as a freelance artist, and everyone says Zoro could train them but Usopp must've picked something up from Heracles'n, and don't underestimate his physical strength, bro could test your arms off with that upper body.

Sanji i can’t cook and i will say there are ladies and my house

Either Sanji( Because he look fashionable) or Usoop ( Because he is him, also a great friend)

Zorro or Luffy i could train with them ( i would probably die but who cares when you can train with them ) =D

Sanji because he's the only one who showers. I don't think he'll cook for me because I'm a guy.

Yeah Usopp seems like a chill time all around.

Usopp. He’s probably the most normal one here. Luffy would be way too energetic and eat all the food in a day, Zoro scares me, and Sanji, while he cooks really well, would be embarrassing to have female guests over.

Zoro. He sleeps a lot and keeps to himself.

Usopp would have an allergie to cleaning.

Sanji would take each of my dates away.

Luffy is just to damn loud and would eat all of my food.

I was gonna say sanji at first for obvious reasons but u/koltreg really changed my mind

Usopp.

Nice person. Understand people. Quite skilled with the everyday tasks. Good stories. Not crazy looking for danger.

Ussop is funny as hell

So it's either Zoro, because he'll be lost all the time, so it would feel like I'm living alone, or Sanji because I can count on his cooking skill.

Usopp. I feel like Zoro doesnt shower enough to keep up with the drinking and Sanji would make me faaaaaat

Luffy all the way haha we can get into all sorts of air acrobatics 🦅

I'm going to the gym with Zoro or getting arrested with Luffy

Usopp for me

Nami or Robin 😛

Luffy. I can handle the loudness and the energy from him and I also have basically no sleep schedule so makes it work. Zoro would be second because I need a work out buddy lol.

Ussop. The most normal of the four

Sanji. Maybe I can set some rules and stuff beforehand. He'd do all the chores and cook for me. Lmaooo

Not Zoro or Luffy. The other two would be fine since I'm not a lady lol.

Ussop easily

ZORO. Because nanimo nakatta.

Usopp and it’s not close

Sanji because I'm a female and I just like him

Usopp hands down

The others have too much frat bro energy for me.

what am I to do with a coward, swordsman and rubberman IRL? Sanji at least can cook

Sanji or Usopp

Sanji is the only correct answer here just think about the food you will be served

Definitely Usopp, I’d love to hear his stories too.

Sanji hands down!

Luffy is the type of guy who doesn't have a plan, does random shit and causes trouble but somehow manages to make things right. Plus with him life would be very exciting.

Toss between Zoro or Sanji.

Zoro would be probably perfect roomate..Sanji can cook well.

Definitly not taking Luffy I dont think I could handle his energy. Usopp is well I dont see that many downsides nor upsidtes compared to the bros above.

Sanji, I’ll need the food man. He would be fun company too

Let’s be honest if Luffy was my roommate I would literally have a weapon of master destruction like I gotta do for him to protect me is just feed him like if I feed him we all chill ain’t nobody touching me

Sanji 1 million times over.

Sanji. I'll either get to learn to cook under him or improve by watching him cook

1. Sanji for the food.
2. Ussop for his practicality.
3. Zoro cause he can’t find his way back. essentially no roommate.
4. Luffy can only be the worst roommate…

Zorro, except I'd be flirting w/ him nonstop

sanji no contest.

Best wingman and cook.

The cook

Sanji so he can cook

But then again im a girl so he would probably harass me😵‍💫

Sanji cuz he’s a chef

Sanji so he can teach me more about my job for free lol

Sanji cause he would make good food.

Luffy and Zoro take baths once a week. So hell nah!🤮

Sanji bath daily but Smoke cigarettes 24/7 and as a person who hate smoking. But the food he will prepare for me is going to be Divine. And even tho I'm Man Sanji will feed me.

Usopp takes a bath every 3 days(If I'm remembering correctly) but will also be most normal person out of these four.

Zoro might share his sake if we get close, luffy might share his meat to cheer me up, sanji might cook for me and ban me from the kitchen if i ever cook, but ussop, ussop will make me the most badass weapon out there

Sanji because he's gonna keep the room clean, always stocked up on food and will even cook and share it with you (If you've ever had roommates then you know how big of a deal that can be). And will probably bring a girl (that may have just as beautiful friends) over.

Sanji.... Just because of his skills in the kitchen

Easily the greatest cook in the world who also happens to be extremely strong and protective

Usopp or sanji. Luffy would eat all of your food and zoro would take up too much space for his gym

Luffy

Sanji easy. We’re constantly eating good and chasing chicks. Probably a terrible wingman, but we all have that one friend

Sanji because he got the xtra hard germa genes

Luffy!!!!

Huh, I'm torn between Usopp and Sanji honestly.

Usopp is the normally clear "correct" choice here with no real drawbacks.  But it'd mostly just be that, the good roommate who you don't have any problems with but also aren't likely getting up to much with.

But I can also appreciate Sanji and feel like we'd actually be able to live in a shared space pretty well with having similar values and pet peeves.  Like, he'd come with more problems than Usopp, but our personalities, skills, and means of communicating would compliment each other more.

1. sanji because he can make good food, as long as he’s cool with me he’s number 1
2. usopp cus he’s funny
3. zoro cus he’s chill
4. luffy cus he’s insane

I'm an alcoholic, so definitely Zoro

Zoro. He'd leave the room to go to the bathroom, and then get lost, letting me have the entire room to myself forever.

Zoro

Sanji would mistake me for a woman then get upset when he figures out im a guy, atleast he cooks tho

Zoro would sleep whenever hes not at work so he is quiet for the most part… that is until he gets upset or loses his way home

Luffy is just a big nope

Usopp is Goated, hes funny, he respects boundaries, he’s willing to have fun, and he’s overall just a great guy

Sanji for the roommate, but Usopp for that friend that's an honorary roommate. Because while I know Sanji will never let me go hungry whenever I get depressed, he's probably not gonna be the best person to 100% "get it" when I'm feeling low.

Usopp is canonically dealing with functional depression, so he definitely knows the warning signs of a downturn and can swoop in with a silly story as a distraction or just a kind word that doesn't make you potentially feel worse.

Sanji, because luffy will eat my fridge. Zoro will be lost in town, Us opp is kinda boring to be with,

Are you fucking kidding me? I'll take the chef, please.

Sanji because he bathes the most regularly and can cook.

Sanji as long as he promises to only smoke outside, the rest of these guys dont shower for weeks(the only reason they shower at all is because Nami forces them to).

Sanji. He can cook.

Can I choose franky? I want a big super man as my roommate

I’m down for free food

Sanji he’d make me some fire steak

Definitely luffy, I think we would get along

Definitely Usopp

Saji or usopp

Easy, Sanji, cooks for me

Sanji... I mean, he is the only one who showers regularly... Plus he can cook 😆

Sanji. He makes food and out of these 4 is the one who baths the most often

Sanji 100%

as a girl he would be the best roommate ever, I can ignore the simping

Second to Usopp who would make our house a lot cooler and more efficient, I don't think I'd have the energy for his long winded stories though

Sanji or usopp

Usopp. I’d say Sanji but idk if he’d smoke outside or how potent the smell of cigarettes would be 24/7. Luffy would leave everything a mess and Zoro would likely barely clean after himself and train in the house when he’s not sleeping or drinking. Usopp seems like he’d respect boundaries and carry his weight the best.

Zoro because he would go out then get lost on the way home so I would have the whole room to myself for a long time.

Sanji cause he can cook

Luffy 🐐

Zoro. He probably minds his own business most of the time. Might get violent sometimes?

Sanji would be perfect if not because he's a perv. I wouldn't like any of my family's females to be around him.

Usopp and Luffy are both very dependant on you as a roomate, and they're probably really annoying (for me as an introvert at least), like I imagine myself enjoying the first week and then being fed up with childish games thereafter.

Obvious answer is Sanji, you'll never have to cook again and the food will always be divine.

Sanji maybe. Not counting his cooking abliities, but feel like he'd be the cleanest of them all. Zoro might not even be home most of the time 🤷🏽‍♂️. Usopp idk, feel like with his lying it'd be hard to get him to answer why he couldn't pay rent again. Luffy nah man. I can't with that energy period. Sanji is only a maybe because how much does he smoke? I think maybe he could stop smoking if even a single lady tells him kissing him is like licking a bbq pit, or worse a steak cooked badly.

After deep analysis . Sanji fosho ..

Usopp or Sanji. Usopp is fun. Zoro is boring af, and Luffy is a annoying to life with

I think me and zoro would understand each other because we both are quiet and kinda calculated. Luffy would be too much but fun. Usoppp would lie that he paid rent when he didn’t and sanji would make food and probably share but would constantly be talking about girls

Usopp

As a lady, I'd pick Sanji. While he gets a bit much with his fixation, he also shows that he respects the females he lives with. Also, he seems clean and would happily share meals.

Usopp is a close second, as he seems like he'd be easy to coexist with. But I think he would become a bit tiring with his tall tales and constantly inviting his hyper friends over.

Zoro and Luffy, well... I have a strong sense of smell so nope.

It's Sanji for sure, even if you're a girl. People say he's a perv but barring immediate post timeskip Sanji and when hotsprings are involved, he's never been unbearably down bad. Like, he never crosses the line.

And I'm sure I don't need to mention why the negative of him being a pervert is fine, considering the huge upsides.

Idk Id pick Sanji. He folds with women and I feel like If I ask him to smoke outside then he would. Plus. Please getting treated like a queen, cook for me everyday. C'mon. Plus I'm kind of a sucker for him.. honstley the most safe option would be Robbin or chopper but they aren't here. So imma go with Sanji

Sanji for sure. He’s got the same demeanour as a lot of my guy friends and I can put up with that. And as a girl, he’d do anything I ask him to 😎

Also free food

Luffy would eat all the food and be up making noise at 3am. Worst roommate of the lot.

Zoro would sleep all day, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but I can see him leaving his comically oversized exercise equipment laying around and not doing his share of housework. Also you’ll occasionally get phone calls asking for you to pick him up from across town because he got lost trying to walk to the mailbox.

Sanji is a great cook and is fairly hygienic, but he also smokes and has problematic behavior toward women that I don’t want to have to put up with.

Usopp, though? Not gonna be too loud, but can still have fun and be energetic. He’s got some basic handyman skills to put to use around the house. The only downside I can think of is that he might pull the occasional prank or tell some tall tale that makes you roll your eyes.

Zoro, Luffy, Usopp - dirty mfers that don't bathe everyday Sanji - smokes

Conclusion: none of these

If I HAVE to choose someone though, I'd go for Usopp simply because we'd be able to relate the most. He's the most normal guy among these after all.

Nami.

Zoro

Silent, doesn't bother me

But is walking personification of inspiration

Zoro, eat, drink, sleep... probably won't even be able to find his way back to the room most of the time.

I'll take Zoro. He knows when to sleep. Sanji is too girl-crazed to be quiet at night, Usopp is too whiny and Luffy is too loud.

Definitely Zoro. He would never bother you, not only that but he would be your big bro

Usopp!

SANJI

Sanji. Usopp would lie about something so insignificant but so inconvenient i’d probably kill him. luffy would be fun to be around but not 24/7. zoro wouldn’t pull his weight

Sanji for cooking, usopp seems cool yhi

Zoro.

Usopp

Usopp. He seems like a fun dude to just chill with and would probably always be up to something interesting, but not life/property-threatening.

Zoro is close because he'll probably get lost on the way home and you get the place to yourself pretty frequently. I could see him breaking a lot of shit though and promising to pay you back, but never having any money.

Sanji would be kinda cool to an extent and living with a cook is pretty dope. Watching him flirt with every woman that crosses his line of sight would get pretty annoying though, especially if you brought any over.

Luffy would be the worst. He's loud, he'll eat everything, he'd always be trying to drag you into shit when you're busy, and he'll probably break shit but replace it with something he found on the side of the road.

Sanji.

He is a brilliant cook and I am a cooking student. Always hungry for more knowledge in the kitchen.

Also we both smoke, so we both already smell like ashtrays lmao

Go D. Usopp

Sanji 4ever!!! I need to eat!!!!

Sanji. Usopp is too fun, I want to sleep. Zoro stinks. Luffy STINKS.

As a female who loves to eat sanji is the only correct answer.😂🤷🏾‍♀️

Zoro cause I'm white

Absolutely unpopular opinion but i'd choose luffy

I’d go with Usopp. Dude is funny and has useful skills in terms of regular people.

Luffy would eat everything and I’d starve. Zoro would be my second choice. I mean he gets lost a lot, but so do I. Sanji would treat me like crap since I’m not a woman.

I was about to choose sanji, but usopp just seems like such a homie

Sanji all day bro¡ he can cook. If he brings home a girl, he's gonna fumble. If he brings home two girls, he's gonna fumble. It can only go uphill for me

Sanji, because he bathes

Zoro. He'd leave me alone, and I'd leave him alone, and it'd be all good.