Okay ladies, need your help! Men don't wear underwear, they call it free ballin'. What is the term for women not wearing a bra? We need to make up one! Let's hear your ideas!
a breast rest?
relieve the cleave?
the funbag sag?
edit:
a hooter hiatus?
unfurl the girls?
floppy toppies?
+1 for Floppy Toppies!
Hooter Hiatus slaps tbh
hooter hiatus honestly makes me just feel like… why can’t we just take a break from them in general? like just take our boobs off at night and put them in a drawer or on a charger or something? i miss comfortably sleeping on my stomach!
The biggest of moods. I've been advocating for gogo gadget tiddies for decades. Like let me pop em off and get some tools in there or something, rockets, literally anything other than fat tissue that makes me hurt lol. 😅😭
I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for this!!
yes!!
BIG YES
You win the internet today! Everyone else can go home.
oh my gosh! hahah, well—
takes a bow
my work here is done
crew socking it... because after 1.5 years of nursing, that's what they look like.
This one hurts 😂
This is the most relatable comment. A year in to breastfeeding and it's already bad. Hahaha
So true, and in the same boat. Although since having a baby my husband has full on confessed he’s developed a thing for the saggy mom boobs🤷🏼♀️
I cannot fathom anyone being into the saggy mom boobs. And I say this as someone with very sad saggy mom boobs with a husband who also claims to like them. I mean, I’ll take it! But I’m also like 🤔
Me too! I look in the mirror just go “ugh. I got ‘mom boobs’.” And my husband will say, “I love your mom boobs.” But I don’t, I want my pre mom boobs back. Sigh.
I got a breast job after my first and have had them redone 7times over the last 20 years. I did ask the doc to see the pic of my original tits the last time I went in and when I saw the pic I thought what the heck was I thinking. I should have loved my “fun bags”. They were worse in my head at the time and now when I see them I wish I had those empty balloons. I plan on taking out my soon and enjoying the freedom from the rock socks. I would love the squishy instead of the rocks I have now. It’s a live in stress squishy.
Mine also trippled in size. I was a solid d cup on a good day before. I just just measured for new bras, I was a freaking G. My husband loves it. My back no so much.
Are you still breastfeeding? Mine are H when breastfeeding. And then deflate to saggy DD territory (C’s pre-kiddos).
I am and we are expecting baby number 2 in December, so I will be breastfeeding for probably another two years.
Congratulations!! Wishing you all the best with your milking journey. Also save up to buy yet another bra size when you’re done. 😅 I’m back in my H bras breastfeeding #2 but let’s see where we end up….
Thanks! I have kept most of my old ones, so hopefully, I fall somewhere in one of my old sizes.
Buckle up for more size changes. I wore a 34DD prior to kids (although this was my pre-ABTF Era and I'm certain that wasn't my true size—I was probably more along the lines of 32E or 32F.) After I had my first baby I couldn't find nursing bras that fit properly to save my life and found ABTF.
I was floored when the calculator was correct and I fit perfectly in a 34JJ. I got pregnant with my second baby after weaning for 6 months and had him exactly 2yrs after my first. I wound up in a 34K (uk sizing O_o that's like bigger than a 34O in US sizing). We weaned almost a year ago and I'm down to the 34JJ again.
Unsolicited tip: I cannot recommend www.barenecessities.com enough as an awesome place to find larger nursing bras. They're so hard to find but online stores like this one actually have a surprising selection of styles and colors.
I was a D pre kids, a K at my biggest, and am currently a H cup. I haven’t nursed or been pregnant in 18 months.
They hang low and heavy.
That's how I am! I was a D or maybe DD, and now I'm an i. How the heck did my boobs get so big without me realizing?? I'm not even nursing anymore, and they're so massive.
Damn why you gotta hurt us all like this 😂😭
Yikes….too accurate. When I lay in my side my 2 yr old steps and kneels on them, like, when did they start laying around instead of being on my chest
Take my upvote and stop picking on me, damn.
Omfg 🤣
Can confirm. After nursing three littles, mine are the equivalent of fried eggs 😔
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ll just roll mine back up and stuff them back in the bra.
3 1/2 years straight between my two kids and yup. One looks like a water balloon
Oranges in tube socks!
Sloppy floppies. They’re huge and without a bra they go everywhere.
Can't lay on my back, because one ends up under my armpit, and the other is down by my 7th rib.
Like, MAAM.... please return to your assigned seat.
Same thing, but mine go up and I end up choking.
🤣🤣
Tits out for harambe
Comfortable?
Pre kids I never wore a bra and I'll probably go back to not wearing a bra after my third is weaned cause I'm done with having kids
Like outside of nursing bras or sports bras, I've never felt a need to wear one
I wish I could, my boobs look small and saggy without a bra after nursing 2 kids for 5 years straight
My toddler daughter asked “mom what are those things on your stomach?” When I got out of the shower…. Those are mom’s breasts, thank you darling.
Ah. Mine are also sitting nicely in my navel now. Thank you big boobs + pregnancy and breastfeeding.
Mine asked me why my boobs are sleeping while I was getting out of the shower 😂
My grandma told me a joke once that went way over my head. She told me a woman went into the ER with a GSW to her foot. When asked why, she said her doctor said her heart was under her left breast.
Thanks, Meme!
Had to read it thrice. Finally got it! She thought her heart is just behind the left booby.. so she shot her foot because it's down there now!
Same, but I don’t care so bra only for formal and sports ware for me
You still can though. You can put being comfortable in public as a higher priority than being 'attractive' in public
I was always a D then nursed 2 kids for 4 years and then got sick and lost like 60lbs. So I’ve got the shells of D cups to hold my new A’s. Fried eggs hanging from a pair of nails…
Mine too but idc, I’d rather be small and saggy than raging from being uncomfortable all the time!
If I go braless for 1 hour my back is aching like Bella's during labor.
I'm the opposite, I am so hyper aware of them flopping, and the nipples rubbing on my shirt fabric, that it's uncomfortable to me. I never go braless, I hate it!
I always say I'm letting my girls go free. I have a small bust and for the amount of itching it is not worth it to me!! I let em go free as much as I can.
Why does nobody ever talk about the fucking itch 🤦🏻♀️
SO MUCH
Only time I wear a bra now is if I'm going to an event, outside in the summer or to work. Other than that I'm braless. I cant stand them especially bc the itching.
OK, agreed we share that we have an itch, but what about the scent? I'm a clean person, and I use deodorant and even deodorant on the underside. But there's still a scent. Anyone? Or am I just weird?
I don't have a boob scent lol. But I have pretty small breasts.
36H’s here, and I definitely use Lumē on my sweater cannons in the warmer weather.
Free range tiddies is how I call it (between me and my husband)
All natural, organic even
I’m team wear a bra always… but when I was in high school we called it free boobin’
I’ll sleep or lounge without a bra, but I have to wear a bra if I want to be productive. It’s like tying my hair up. They just get in the way!
To the point of the post- my husband jokingly says “swing low, sweet chariots” as an Office reference. A bit wordier than “freeballin,” though. I usually say “I gotta put a bra on, my chariots swingin too much.”
I tell my husband I’m “hoisting them back to the northern hemisphere”. 😅
Lol! Over the shoulder boulder holder!
Titsling or brazier ?
Love it, using this!!
Gotta strap em down so they’re not smacking me in the face when I bend over to pick something up.
Right?! It triggers my brain to “ok, now we are getting serious! The girls are supported.”🤣
I call it ‘free boobin’ as well. Lol.
I sleep without one, but I’m large chested and honestly it’s easier on my back if I’m wearing a bra. Plus now I’m pumping for my 11 month old so it’s worth it to just wear a pumping bra constantly.
In high school we would call it Tits Out because I’m apparently just that classy
I mean, unless I’m showering, swimming, or having sex, I always have one on. It’s just more comfortable for me. I don’t have huge boobs, either a C or D cup, but I can’t stand them moving around all willy nilly!
Same. I have sensory issues and like to feel contained.
Me too! I have the wear singlets with shelf bras to bed. I’m a D cup and I can’t stand how they feel without a bra.
I have sensory issues that have gotten 40000x worse after pregnancy and I’m still nursing , and I hate feeling contained now lol
It’s less comfortable without one for me, because I can’t stand to feel the bastards sitting on my stomach.
I don’t have a name for it but I like the concept :-) I spend most of my adult life in heavily padded underwire push-up Victoria’s Secret bras obsessing about my little boobs. Now that I’ve had two kids and I’m in my mid-40s they’re actually my favourite part of my body and it’s very very rare that I wear a bra. I mean obviously if I was going out to a dinner party or a fancy affair like a social get together I would put on a regular basis around the house and in my neighbourhood I do not wear a bra and usually in the summer I wear a lot of summer dresses and go brawl us no matter where I am. I’m so grateful that they’re small and I don’t need one! I feel like using the word sagging or hanging is kind of negative??
You’re a Braless Betty? Tits on the Fritz Titty bouncin”
Tits on the fritz is the best! And similar story a/one b cup were an issue and now I embrace them. This was a conversation with a friend and I am glad I posted this. Great answers so far
B's age well turns out. And no one has to be scandalized if I do yardwork in Comfort Mode.
I am also super small chested and the only reason I even consider wearing a bra is because in some shirts I gotta have another layer over the nips. In most cases or when it’s cold enough to wear extra layers I don’t bother with one
I just say free boobin' it
Bippity boppity boobs
Underrated answer 😂
🤣
Isn’t it free the nipples?😆
Was looking to see if someone else said it first. I thought we were already calling it “freeing the nipple”
Letting the girls hang free! Titty freedom!
Titty tumblin?
uncaged is what I call it ((went braless in 2020))
So far... girls out, uncaged, and tits on the fritz are my favorite!
i say free ballin
I call it freestyling lol
My husband always says tittys floppin lol😂
I've just always called it free-boobing
So not quite the same thing but my daughter has a name for when it’s time to drop her off at school in the morning (I stay in the car) and I’m in my pj’s and don’t want to put on a bra….instead I grab a sweater, put it on where you can’t tell I’m not wearing a bra for the quick walk back and forth to my vehicle….so we call that sweater my “sweater bra”….as in “Mom it’s time to go…put on your sweater bra.” 😉 All was great until one day after dropping her off I got a phone call from the front office lady at the school saying “Hi- your daughter asked us to call you to let you know she forgot her lunchbox in your car and for us to ask you to please go home and put on a BRA so you can come back and drop off her lunchbox to the front office.” Geez 🙄 yep. I’ll do that now.
Going commanda.
Idk, but my version of free ballin' is called free flappin'
Free boobin
I call it free boobin’
Naval gazing. Because after 2 babies my boobies are giving some side-eye to my belly button.
🤣🤣🤣 I feel this one!
Free range titties
I call it "black eye in progress" because without a bra (sometimes even with) I am one emergency sprint away from clocking myself with these big-a-f things. (I'm a 40G)
I say "ladies at large"
Hanging out
Free the girls!
Free fallin
The weekend
My daughter calls it “wearing my Boobs flopping”
I call it free floppin
I gate wearing a bra. They make my boob hurt. I'm going to struggle to wear one while breastfeeding. I use to have a C cup but probably have a D cup now and I still don't wear one. They flip and flop at the stores and I have now same in my game. Men and other women can take the show or not. If men can go around beet bellying it out why can't I wear no bra.
So I'd say "flip-flopping boobies"
Freeing the nip
Feral tatas
Rocks in socks. 😭
I still like to say free ballin
I call it Free floppin 😆
"Bust-a-move" or "free danglin" ("danglin" for short) have my vote.
Titty tumbling and crew socks...these are grand 🤣🤣
Free the nip!
Tennis balls at the end of tube socks.
I always say I’m freeing the nipples 😂
More like free fallin for me 😭
free boobin is the obvious answer.
Bobbing for apples or oranges or grapefruits.
Nipple gripple.
Boulder bouncing
My older kids call mine “bunkas” and the baby called them “teats” (also how he requested to breastfeed. Loudly. “Teeeeat!!!!” Lovely). So “no bunka bra” or “teats out” is what they would say
During the summer, I call it "Humidititties"
Me and my girl friends call it “loose in the bag”. It doesn’t really translate well to English lol
My natural state of being?
Tater tots, flash bags, ?
"Swanging" or I say I released the krakens..kraken... not as young and perky as I used to be
Nip city
Flap jacks
Flitty titties?
Nipple saggin?
Her swing os swinging
My sister and I call it being “tits free”
I call it free Balling
Free range titties
“Lounging” as if, in an old armchair. Because they’re comfortable, drooping, and way beyond their prime.
Free boobin it
Free melons ing
Free boobin
I have never had to inform anyone I’m not xD I wore bras for a like 6m after bub was born so I could hold pumps and such to my boobs but outside of that I have maybe worn a bra twice in the last 5-8 years xD
I only started wearing them because I was basically told it was mandatory by my middle school guidance counselor and the fact my mom didn’t ring them out for it just reinforces how bad of a mom she was x.x(there’s ALOT to that but it’s just a small part of it) if any teacher tries to tell my daughter she HAS to ware a bra I’m gonna ask them why they are obsessed with the boobs of children >> cause that’s fuckin weird, the whole thing of wearing a bra is weird, the ONLY time I do is when I’m going to an in person interview for a job, that’s it, probably don’t really need to but it’s part of ‘dressing up’ for stuff like that lol
Over all I’d say you call it “none of your fucking business” xD but I guess it could be ‘free boobs’ or ‘commando on top’? XD but to me that sounds like braless is not the normal and wearing one is, which infuriates me, probably more then it should but eh lol
The commercials for the Cake nipple covers refers to it as "nipping around town" lol.
Tit flinging it.
Free fall.
Boulders off my shoulders.
Sagging and dragging.
Lol
No kidding: My Great Grandma used to put on her house dress, then buckle her boobs under her belt. It was.... something else.
Free boobs! Well, it doesn't read so good, but you get the idea! I hate bras. Always have and always will. I always wear nipple covers. One time, my husband was complaining. I made him wear an belt around his chest. Took it out, in 20 minutes. He said he couldn't breath. Never mentioned it again.
Release the Tatas lmao I've always not worn one at home, but just recently got some nip covers and don't wear an actual bra in public unless I decide that day that I want them to look good in a shirt lol 38 D and they sag. Always have but worse now after nursing. I have fibromyalgia and Bras hurt. Doesnt matter what kind, they are just so uncomfortable. So I said fuck it and don't wear them anymore
Free falling ? Hehehe
Going bravado
Milk on the go for a mom. For the rest, is just perverts trying to catch some attention.
Free boobin’
Airing the girls out
Free Titty
Braless and flawless!
Let the girls loose
I call it free ballin myself lol
Seeing as how bras used to be called, "over the shoulder boulder holder" I would say free bouldin 😂
I just call it “free boobing it” lol
Switching from caged hens to free range
My mom and i call it wiggletits
Party tits
I call it nippin out
I usually just say “it’s a braless day”… and those days outnumber “bra days” in the summer.
Going "National Geographic"
Free tittin’. Girls on the loose. No bra, no problems. Boobs out. Girl’s day out.
Lol. I always wear a wirefree bra bc its just how I feel comfortable but I know some people rip that thing off the minute they walk through the door.
Freeing the nip!
Hooter hiatushas had me losing it for about 5 minutes.
✨ Braless and flawless ✨
Hangin out
Free boobin’
Free boobin
High beamin it 🙃💡💡
Free boobin it
Free boobin' - not super creative, but it's what I've always called it. I love tits on the fritz though ☠️
We just say free boobin’.
“Letting them flap in the wind”
My friends and I call it “hangin’ melons!” 😂
Freeing the nip !
I always heard freeboobin
Free boob
I just say free boobin
Cage free breasts
I call it free boobin
Free boobing it!
We always just said free boobin'.
Free boobin’
“Observing the Saggeth.” Not my own idea, but I appreciated it.
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Haha tits on the fritz