Was heading home from downtown with some friends in my 2020 GT and an asshole lambo cut me off! Now I can’t just take that. I roll the windows up, AC off, sport mode on, and blast some Black Keys Tighten Up. Bam. I overtake the lambo but he comes back in front. I keep pace with him weaving behind him until we get to the light. I wait. I make eye contact with the driver. We both know what must be done. I absolutely floor it and gap him as I head up the on ramp headed home a legend to my friends. It was real fun and I was very impressed by little non-turbo hatch.
Massive balls are a medical emergency. Seek help.
They had to pop them
U need to let ur ego go.
Just read the comment I made
Sell it and buy a clapped out bmw, which suites your behaviour...
Please read the explanation comment I added
Better get that checked
I did, they had to pop them
What bhp is your cx30? Sounds like the Lambo was on Limp mode. 😃
Lambo let him “win”
Obviously, we weren’t actually racing. I was just following a lambo on a pretty empty road at night and made a post I was hoping people wouldn’t take so damn seriously
Sorry , but you are back tracking. Like the Mazda is a decent car , but maybe stupendous acceleration and unlimited performance is not what it's about... I may be wrong... If I am please tell me... But the price will then rocket to match... So be quick...
Oh ya ur way off. My naturally aspirated 4 banger was designed and fabricated to be a track machine. Just set to blow any car out of the water while having space for my golf clubs and snowboard
Lamborghini in Valet mode 🤣
Nah man, the zoom zoom sticker just adds that extra boost 💨
I too blast the Black Keys when I need to have a banger session. Love me some Rubber Factory.
Fantastic album, I’m so sad their tour got canceled
must be all the extra legroom
Holy shit. Adding this comment because you can’t edit image posts but everyone is taking this so damn seriously!
No I wasn’t actually racing. I barely went over the speed limit. I was just having a spirited drive at night on some pretty open roads and made a joking post about it. Yes I know a lambo would actually gap me. It was just a fun night, no one was around besides the lambo that driving like an idiot and cutting me off.
I’m not much of an aggressive driver on the road. I believe you should leave that for the track. I’ve never even gotten a ticket.
this whole post was a joking exaggeration from a guy who’s never gotten a speeding ticket, that everyone took way too seriously
It's pretty obvious it was a joke lol. People here just wanna be mad lol.
I was actually so disappointed to wake up to everyone taking it so damn seriously. I thought this sub would be a little more fun lmao. Might have to just check out the Mazda sub instead
"an asshole lambo cut me off!" "I keep pace with him weaving behind him until we get to the light." "I absolutely floor it and gap him" I love satire as well as anyone, without at least an emoji it didn't come off as such.........coulda just said "then I woke up" ;-}
Ya I probably should’ve added an emoji lol. I was getting pretty tired when I wrote it and usually forget about those lmao
Enjoy the car, sounds like a fun little exchange, people are so serious online.
It’s a great car! I love it! Perfect mix of pep and fuel efficiency and is so damn comfy to take on long drives
street racing is for punks and narcissists - even in your fever dreams
Please read the comment I made explaining some things. I was not street racing. I’ve always believed that people should leave that for the track
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