how to watch a soccer game without attracting the attention of your wife
Just Having FunMan, keeping that shit up for 90+ minutes would be way too much work.
It's just easier to sleep on the couch that day
It’d be even easier to find a wife that respects your interests
Watch the highlights while sleeping on the couch
That way it doesn't feel like a punishment, but a reward 😆
Me to my Mrs: I'm going to watch the football now.
My Mrs: OK, I will have a bath, enjoy your game.
Boomers: wife bad, must make joke about hiding in bathroom.
Yup. Every single euros 8pm kickoff.
Me: hey it's Portugal Slovenia at 8
Mrs: cool, gimme ur steamdeck I'm playing stardew valley
Us: proceed to spend the entire game chatting and catching up on our days like normal ppl
Seriously this boomer humour that has definitely filtered through generations that women hate their men watching sport is toxic asf.
Boomer humor
W I F E
B A D
Thank you. I get so tired of the “useless lazy husband, buzzkill nagging wife” trope… makes marriage look absolutely agonizing for everybody.
I’m SO GLAD to see most comments seem to agree!
that's clearly a millennial couple.
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No thanks, not for me. Don't get me wrong, I like experienced women. But boomers tend to be flappy and I would hate to be the cause for a hip replacement you know?
Just get a divorce and be gay
Maybe I will
Don’t threaten me with a good time, right?
A/s/l?
Oh no, I wont fall for this psy-op again..
WIVES AM I RIGHT GUYS
Piss in the shower and leave ya empties in the drawer, only problem is the fridge is a mile away
Go back to Facebook
Argentina - France world cup final of 2022, amazing match
One of the best games I’ve ever seen. Only one that I can immediately think of that was better was France - South Africa in last Rugby World Cup. Both were probably made better by the fact that France lost by as little as possible.
You see guys, this is P E A K comedy because wife is always a controlling overlord that subjugates the man.
My poor child here is forced to H I D E in order to drink his browny juice and watch his leggy ball bois without fear of annoying The W I F E!
As amusing as a colonoscopy.
Colonoscopies are a fairly amusing concept. So I’m not sure it really drives home the point you’re trying to make
Fuck this song. I thought I heard enough of it 15 years ago. Please don’t make it come back.
It's just baa baa black sheep at the end of the day so you'll probably hear it for the rest of your life
holy shit.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SHUT IT OUUUUT
Haha WIFE BAD amirite??
“Babe babe, record me in the bathroom with beer whilst I tap on a plastic with a hammer and use the drill like a starting pistol”
Why wouldn’t he be allowed to watch a game?
Wife bad
R/untrustworthypoptarts
How is this trope still funny?
How about we bring back the trope where the wife prepares everything for the man to watch the game but then gets the shit beaten out of her because the napkins point in the wrong direction? Equally not funny...
Get a new wife
HAHA, WIFE BAD RIGHT FELLAS!!!
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Dudes aren’t rude and uncivil on the internet.
Just swear every 5 minutes about that fucking screw or Something like that
This was literally intro gag on Malcolm in the Middle with Hal faking fixing something in the yard
What a stupid wife he must have, if she doesnt give him freedom to watch a game for 90mi s.
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Smart man
When I move my mouse on my workstation to prevent Teams from marking me as absent while I'm watching a movie on my other device
I hate the music but it's not as unfunny as yall are saying, it's just a tad funny.
WTH is soccer ?
I hate the music but it's not as unfunny as yall are saying, it's just a tad funny.
Take my wife. Please!
ahaha. this is too funny.
Why the dislikes?
cause the comment was unnecessary, he coulda just upvoted quietly
Can’t he just say haha??? Is it that bad
yes if there is an easier alternative
I hate the music but it's not as unfunny as yall are saying, it's just a tad funny
I hate the music but it's not as unfunny as yall are saying, it's just a tad funny.
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