Common sense people

women : I have no such weakness

What’re you my doctor? I’ll put my fingers in my ass all I want.

So how do you expect me to eat my sandwich, also I don't think I'm allowed to put my fingers anywhere since I'm a dickless person a.k.a woman.

In the oven, door handle on a hot summer day?

Meh I’ve put my dick in worse

Very suggestive

So that’s why I shouldn’t pick my nose.

that's part of the problem, there are people who would do just that.

In public

Either way it's an OSHA violation.

You heard it here, surgeons

1. Don't put it in crazy

Oh nose

Wise words to live by

I can't reach my ears with my dick, can i still put my fingers in?

If a man is dumb enough to try, let them.

That really is great life advice.

You obviously don’t know the numerous places I’m willing to put my dick. . .

So what should I do with my gloves?

People comfortable shaking their hands with their mother: I know what I have to do but I don't know if I'm strong enough to do it

This is a thing?

I have been saying this since i was teen

Is no one else concerned that as this stuck on a rotating gear, that warning isn't actually always visible?

It sounded like a challenge

An NSFW warning would then have to go on a warning sticker at work 🤣

Dont tell me how to live my life

Tell that to the guy that put his dick in a giant clam in Hawaii. Didn't end well.

I kinda want to see this guy pick his nose.

If only I could put my dick up my nose my life would be complete.

slowly lowers finger from right nostril

That’s my secret. I will put my dick anywhere.

Yeah but when that sticker starts spinning really fast it turns a really pretty shade of pink.... Sooooooo..... Maybe??

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Well I wouldn’t put my dick on my sandwich. How the fuck do I hold it?!

This should be a standard sticker anywhere it's needed and if HR has a problem tell them to piss off

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That part…….😂😂😂

Challenge accepted!

My boss got mad I whipped my dick out and started hitting my keyboard and mouse with it.

Fingerprint sensor couldn’t recognise my dick

With that way of thinking i shouldnt be working...

If the sign is on the rotating gear then does then...

Interesting If applied to cooking

r/dontputyourdickinthat

And this is why I got banned from the 10 pin bowling alley

Thinking about the keyboard at work differently now... we have hoteling so not just my keyboard.

stops touch-typing

How do I type on the keyboard?

Would

How the hell do you eat anything?

Aww now I can’t pick my nose

Only touch vaginas?

Funny.There's a similar expression in Russian.

Sound advice

I bathe my children with my hands …

Those gear teeth lookin tempting tho 🤤🤤

The oven?

I wouldn't put my dick on a live circuit, I kinda have to use my hands

So don’t pick your nose

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So i cant touch my food? Or my mouth? I can't high five my bros?

Joke's on you, I'm so starved for intimate contact that I just might put my dick in there.