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Not to worry. That's Chicago and one Chicago winter will devour that Cucktruck in no time
I just thought that as one passed by me on the streets of Chicago.
I've seen a few up in Wisconsin in the last few months. I can't imagine they're going to last more than a few years.
I don't know why I thought that people experienced with snow would know better.
A few years? YEARS? These things cannot last the drive home from the dealership or their first car wash, a few years waiting for repairs maybe...
I say years because I can't imagine someone consistently doing the daily maintenance required to keep them from turning into a pile of rust. It's like how the military needed to spend 3-4 hours (or more) of maintenance for every 1 hour of use for their vehicles in Iraq and Afghanistan. That's just going to get annoying as hell, and the second they start lapsing they're done.
I've only seen one in southeast Michigan so far, although I'm sure there are more on the way. Is it bad that I'm hoping for a bad winter?
There was one for sale here in CO that had been to multiple ski resorts, I can’t even imagine what the snow, salt and gravel did to it driving I-70 corridor several times back and forth from Denver. The real kicker is, it’s for sale because the owner was laid off by Tesla, his former employer.
Full self-firing.
Underrated comment 🤣👍
Saltwater and cold? Hahaha cucktrucks can’t even handle warm weather precipitation
Shee-it.
The Chicago summer will devour that scrapwagon.
I live in KC, our winters are not as extreme but I can't imagine these making it through ours unless they're in a garage from November-April. It's already hilarious to see our local idiots trying to get theirs charged before the next summer rain (there's electric car chargers at my work).
This is Bucktown Chicago if he has a garage he's paying dearly for it, but unless he also has a winter beater just driving it around Chicago streets will get him submerged in snow, ice and salt. This poor California Cucktruck will be screaming for mercy. Chicago has got to be one of the worst places to own such a delicate flower like this
I mean, as long as they don't drive it at all in the winter, I could see it lasting a year or two.
Not if it’s parked on the street. And leaving aside the obvious destruction by the first light dusting of snow, just imagine this thing being towed and utterly falling to pieces.
It will be so great to watch the few that survive summer get shredded by wintry weather.
If it cant handle a car wash, a Chicago winter will kill it.
Small dick energy
These people hate it when they are proved wrong.
It reminds me of the cops who issue a wrong statement but then have to find something to fine a person over.
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"small dick energy" implies that there's something wrong with having a small dick, or that people with small penises should be expected to have fragile egos.
lol, sorry to hear about your wang luck
That’s lame as hell, especially in a pedestrian area, but that’s literally how half the people in Chicago drive. At least it was a rolling stop. These days I’m impressed when anyone even slows down for a stop sign.
Yeah I love Chicago but for it being one of the better American cities to live without a car it is a fucking miserable experience with the amount of cars and the type of drivers there
He was probably worried about getting it going again if he came to a stop.
ooh, a rare offline tweet in the wild!
Nature is healing 🥰
Fragile guy. What a shocker.
Cybertruck owner.
Rolls through stop signs and is a petty, vindictive a-hole.
Checks out.
I'm missing so much context in that text and picture, would someone please explain?
Guy (Leavitt) posts a ring video of a Cybertruck rolling past a stop sign without stopping. License plate is not clear (in the tweet video at least) so it could have been any rolling dumpster.
Owner of the Cybertruck (Aaron) finds the tweet and replies with a threat to take it down or else.
Cybercuck gets beat up in comments so he deletes his comment, goes back to the home and threatens him in person. Then threatens to destroy his garden.
Although you can’t read the plate, dude recognized it was his because he bought the one that looks rusted and smudged and has missing and misaligned panels.
OP posted a link above to xitter but from what I can tell…
Person tweeted a video (in jest? I guess) of this CT running a stop sign, with a humorous caption. Sounds like dude came and confronted the person about the tweet, threatened to beat them up if they didn’t remove it, and instead the person posted again about it with those details. Also said the guy claimed he didn’t run the stop sign. Even though presumably it’s on video. The video posted cuts short, kind of, but he’s past the crosswalk and looks like he’s going to roll through it. The part about having the garden destroyed… I think CT guy was threatening(?)to call, or did call, someone who would I guess be able to shut down the garden presumably as a code violation or something, not sure about that.
Also not sure why CT guy found the tweet or felt the need to confront the person… but that’s basically what’s said
I'd expect the guy to be happy that thing got called a tank. It's basically a compliment.
Right? Especially when the proper nomenclature is WankPanzer.
That's such an old-time Chicago neighborhood exchange. Neighborhood bully gets bully-type car and thinks he's the king of the hood. Glad I was raised in the burbs 🤦♂️
They have no senses of humour.
Glad the poster has a camera. That moron is 100% coming back and spraying weed killer on his garden.
Tell you have a micro dick without telling me you have a micro dick.
The saddest dox ever
Why do people hate Wankpanzers and their drivers so much? 🥺
Also threatened to beat up the guy
It’s Chicago- I would be shocked if the roving scrappers don’t dismantle it overnight and get cash for the scrap.
Streets Undertale?
Aside from the threatened destruction of a small garden, every perspective you look at this situation from is hilarious
I often read the title of this sub as CyberSchmuck. I don't know why...
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He drives a cyber truck, I think that’s punishment enough
“The tank has arrived to protect our neighborhood”? Do people really say shit like that? The CT comes apart from its own headwind, ffs.
u tirarthirst just posted on reddit my post on a light post about some post on x and I’m soooo gunna make another light post post
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