I could never shit you. You're way too big of a turd.
“Yeah. Through the ass of a whale”
If I shat out something as ugly as you, I would see a doctor.
Me shitting you would be the only way you could be a bigger pain in my ass.
(Said with the patois of Al Swearengen from Deadwood)
Ask your proctologist
I wouldn't shit ya, you're my favorite turd!
I can't your mom beat me to it.
So that's where you came from...
Or
I was wondering why you smelt bad
Sir, I am a man of class education and refined taste. I am defecating you.
Wow, I’m going to need more TP then
And not even going to wash my hands
Ahnuld's voice. "No. I am not shitting you."
Yes! All over your face son now listen to what I'm saying after you're done wiping and stfu.
Pull my finger
Uncle joke
I’d never shit you, you’re my fav turd
What did I eat to produce that?!?
Yes I did shit you. I feel better now that I flushed you.
It's better than shitting myself
Or this one from junior high. " They think they're hot shit, but they're just cold diarrhea".
No, I wouldn't your my favorite turd.
Shit you not
Usually you're shittin me means like you are just fuckin with me right? Or no way really? In which case you could say I shit you not
Naw dude I’m shitting right on you 😂
I wouldn't shit you, you're my favorite turd.
“Yeah. Through the ass of a whale”