Way too close to the truth. When we adopted our cats as 8wk old kittens they were small fuzzy grey balls that were always getting in the way. They blended into the dark hallways and we were constantly tripping over them. One even managed to wiggle under our old stove and singed his fur because he was still so young it was still sticking up. It scared the daylights out of me. We did our best to keep them out of the kitchen after that. Adorable little terrors for years. Now they are 16 years old lazy kitties that lay on their shared dog bed all day reminding me of the grandparents in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I actually did this. I still have butter who is now 16 almost 17 years old. Amd still healthy. However peanut got poisoned years ago and died in my arms. Almost got a dog and named him jelly but he already had a name so I didn't change it.
My big cat Rube was poisoned by my โchristianโ neighbor. Who thought my land ladies cats were shitting in his kidโs sand box. The land ladies lost three cats and took the bodies to MSU for a necropsy. It was antifreeze. My guy was just a kitten, they said if he survived the poisoning he would only live to be eight years because of the kidney damage. We lost him at eight years due to kidney failure. I hope there is a special place in hell for hypocrites!
George and Weezie. Even if they're both girls. I used to pet sit a pair of female sibling cats with those names. I couldn't stop laughing whenever I said their names.
Judging from one's coloration (dilute calico) and the balls so brazenly displayed in one picture, female and male. There's a 1 in 3000 chance that a calico or tortie will be a male, and 1 in 5 that an orange cat will be female. That said, a couple of unicornicos made news last year for being male.
Spaghetti and meatball. I have 2 dogs and one is named Chevy. I found my other dog (Spaghetti) after I already had Chevy and now I will never stop being asked why Chevy isn't named meatball.
Willy and Nilly