What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off?
Chewing with your mouth open.
And snapping their gum
"So I said, you pop that gum ONE more time..."
"So I fired a warning shot...into his head!"
If youd'a been there. If youd'a heard it..
You know how people have these little habits that just get you down. Like Ernie. Ernie liked to chew gum... No not chew, POP
If I were a billionaire, I'd hire a Ninja to follow me around and basically silently, invisibly kill anyone that snapped gum in my presence.
If you do it during a movie? The ninja uses the extra-painful poison darts.
I would do that even now if it's possible and I'm nowhere near a billionaire.
I usually have earbuds in at public transport, but if need be I will change cars / move seats / etc just to get away from that noise. It literally hurts my ears, my right one especially. Like I can feel a sensation in my ear for a while after someone snaps their gum near me.
I know, it's mental.
The worst is when you explain this to people and they do it anyway and then smile knowingly and are giant asshats and can't be adults
There was a girl in my pre-calc who claimed whenever she snapped her gum it was sub conscious. No one believed her, everyone fucking hated her.
I'll raise you my mom did this without noticing. And she had a way of snapping it 3 or 4 times in succession, louder than I've heard anyone else snap gum. Every 40 seconds max you hear this noise no matter where you are in the house or what you're doing. If you told her to stop she actually had no idea what you were talking about.
Thankfully i haven't seen (or heard) her chew gum in years.
I couldn't. I would be in prison. Luckily my mom also hates this noise and doesn't do it. I am a calm, chill person but that sounds just makes me feel all the rage.
Misophoniacs unite :\
Just reading this is stressing me out.