Silver linings is you and u/idontcare can continue to not care with each other
u/idontcare please come we need u
he clearly doesn't care
The account is 16 years old with no post, no comments and one karma.
He doesn't care
Hey I can relate. Idontknow was also taken
The greatest username story ever 👌
ialsodon'tcare sounds WAY cooler, it's gives off HA-you-thought-i-care-but-i-don't energy
I care that u/idontcare doesn’t even use their account. Why take the username if ur not even going to bother 🙄
I guess they don't care.
People don't brush their teeth
Ok so you want ALL people to brush their teeth then and not only hoes?
Yup. But if you call them a hoe too, it makes it more memorable and they'll never forget to brush their teeth.
I will never forget from now on, thank you.
Makes sense, bro
Are you supposed to brush your teeth with a hoe?
Any tool you can use to scrub those teeth is acceptable.
Why single out hoes tho
I just brushed my teeth and flossed. Just for you, hoe
Thanks, hoe.
I'm just a dude who says "man" and "bro" alot. A bit of a manbrodude, if you will.
How’s the mojo dojo casa house?
Its closer to a tiny shack closet cube, but we vibin.
the way this made me chuckle lol
Thanks, dude! Your comment made me feel like a winner.
manbrodude
Manbearpig?
Edit to add: pls don't get offended if you didn't understand the reference. I'm not calling you a pig.
I ruined the joke now.
Who am I kidding it wasn't funny to begin with.
Totally caught the reference. Has the same ring to it for sure. I also have no qualms in saying some bros can be pigs. no offense taken, but i appreciate that you were worried I might :P
Reddit came up with it.
Based
Username checks out
How about you sit this one out and post at the next reddit game? Please?
Huh I don't understand
Seems discriminating.
I don't want to hear the origin story of your name
There's no origin, it's just who I am
Then don't google "criadillas". Yummy.
Your name check out too I guess
Um
This, also didn’t know I wouldn’t be able to change it later
I wish I had yours
LOL ❤️
They knew you were heading down the road
That’s actually a pretty cool reddit generated username
Same
Same, found it funny
Mine too- how do I change it?
Same
So you’re not a pristine platypus? Perhaps mediocre??
A church lady attempted to insult me
Ngl, the name she came up with is sick
How this isn't a band name already is a shame.
I dig it, hail satan
It would be a great name for an all female death metal band. 😎 Also, not all Christians are unhinged crazy people. (But it sure seems like the majority these days. )
It’s the loud minority. And my God are they fucking loud.
I am not creative.
Definitely not a robot
my friends dogs name and my bank pin 😀
I got the perfect name for my future dog . Thanks!
0374 is a pretty good name indeed
Movin like Elon Musk.
o_O
🥋 + 🐼
I like feet
Good decision on the name then. It would be awful if you hated feet.
How am I supposed to send you severed feet without an address
The question is did it help you to get feet?
Unhealthy banana obsession
Are you familiar with “ice cream and cake!”, then?
I was high as fuck
I would have assumed you're just bragging about your skills 😅
I think that's a definite
Yeah that explains it
I used to be one of those that would “debate” people on the internet. I came to realize later in life that most of the time people just want to be right and I was wasting time trying to convert others to my position. Now I don’t, therefore I am not that person anymore.
That's impressively deep, I like it.
Keanu?
I'm lazy
Thanks for sharing Nolan
How do you know my name?
Ah, Nolan. You go so far if you just finished what you began. Just sayin'.... 😄
My name is Amara and I kinda wanted a username that went well like Hannah Banana so after a lot of thought I came up with Amar_Bear which I liked
Your name is so pretty wtf
In HIMYM Marshall calls himself Judge Fudge and I thought it sounded cool. I’m not a judge but I am Dutch so there we are
I'm a water rabbit
Korean from Texas
I once saw a depressed guy describe himself as "just a sack of flesh" and thought it was pretty relatable, even in a philosophical way
Just a sack of flesh on a rock, spinning around a dying star, in the vastness and emptiness of space.
I don't have an aesthetic, I am merely a vessel for some organs
I have geckos. They are weirdos.
I got free waffles at a diner I stopped at off I-75 about 8 years ago.
The waitress put em down at my table and said they're extra, don't worry about it.
Nicest thing that ever happened to me.
I liked cats, now I like rats
I dont like condiments
No one puts sauce on toast though. Unless butter counts as a sauce
But who the fuck has sauce on toast?
My father-in-law couldn’t think of the word “Rooster” so he said “like the male chicken”
I overthink too much
I am gay. I am also schizophrenic
I'm more confused now
Obsessed w Scrubs. Then became a lawyer.
EEEEEEEAGLLLLLLLLLEEEEE
It was available.
It is just the first two (and three in case of CHI) of my 5 rescue horses. I played with them until it sounded like a name of a person. Olga Chipovi.
If I was God or at least a god I would do things concerning humanity a little differently.
Brain cell went missing. Came here since there's so many people like me here.
"Dittybopper" was already taken, so I appended my former MOS to it.
A "ditty bopper" is a military Morse code interceptor, someone who monitors the Morse code radio transmissions of foreign military units.
I live on the Avalon peninsula in Newfoundland and it’s foggy a lot of the time
I'm a huge stoner and green tea is my favorite tea lol
In 1996 I was on AOL trying to pick a really cool name like "dragon man" or something ultra masculine. After like 30 tries my little brother says "dude what about something no one wants like "mrhomely"" and that worked and that's it.
For highschool and all through my 20 and 30s my friends called me "Homely" to the point where when we met new people they were very confused as to why they were calling me that. One new friend even thought it was my last name.
I used a random generator and was satisfied with this one
OCD+ADHD.
I still think Pig Latin is funny.
I was out on the streets down on my luck. All I needed was one big job to get back on my feet. A big corporation needed someone to stall the progress of a competitor’s product so that they could catch up innovation wise. It was dirty, but how clean could I be with so few options? They forged a resume for me complete with a fake name and appropriate licenses. I got a job as a mid level manager on the competitors work force despite knowing NOTHING about the engineering of the project. Just when the company I was supposed to subtly sabotage would get close to completing a process and cutting red tape, I’d have my way of making up this whole story because idk why the fuck the computer generated this name for me.
High school nickname, navy nickname. Just put them together and it's pretty much my handle everywhere.
Mine feels pretty self explanatory 😉😇
When I was in 7th grade I was trying to come up with a username for my hotmail account. The idea of chaos was really big on my mind for some reason. I was trying everything I could think of but they were all taken. Until my cousin put in chaos9001 and said if this one is gone then they are all gone. That one was free. I’ve gone by it since.
people were arguing about Pro life v Pro Choice and asked me...
Tim Buckley's web comics are comedically bad
My husband is the one who thought of it actually! Super cute way to do some clever advertising. Lol.
I'm my daddy's princess...not yours
I just want what I can never have. I wish to live vicariously through the trees.
When I was a teenager a billion years ago, my family went to Loreto, Mexico for a holiday. There was this grubby little food stand in town that made amazing banana milkshake-like drinks, called a Licuado. (pronounced Lih-quah-doh) We drank dozens of them the week we were there.
Fast-forward to when I got my first Xbox and Halo, and I had to come up with a username for LAN party play. Since my real name starts with an L, I decided to use a modified version of the milkshake, just to make it unique. It stuck, and I've been using it for lo on 20 years in various places, because it's almost always available as a username. Still makes me chuckle when people call me Liqui-DOO when gaming online.
I dominate burritos.
My curiosity for trading and crypto world
My Mexican friend in the service used to say, “Sup guero!” when he saw me and caballero kinda rhymes and I like to think I am..
A name I made up as a freshman in 2002/2003. Take on Lucius Malfoy and Terry Funk.
The stories behind my name.
Just here for the vibe
I think hedgehogs are really adorable ☺️unfortunately hedgehogs have been in decline for some time in the UK ☹️
I've saved many an adorable hedgehog but I know they've probably ended up squished in the long run.
Why must they always be heading out into the road 😭
I don't like it, that's why.
I like pancakes with apple.
I thought it was funny
I wanted pie Still do
I stutter a lot
I like tangy things
I'm addicted to cruising.
I needed letters, they had to be in an order. I despise numbers and special characters so who the fuck deserves to die today?
I just love Animaniacs and 11 is my lucky number haha
so uhh
I just think a specific shade of blue is cool.
I’m just a dumbass lol
I just felt like making a second account, ok… jeez
John Wick is my favorite movie series
I’m sure you can guess
Spengbab
DoritoBoss was born during the MLG memes era. And 3 years ago I added the Bracus as a meme from Destiny 2 when one of the most important characters, Zavala, got offered the rank Bracus and the community started joking calling him Bracus Zavala. Bracus is the 3rd highest rank of an alien race from the game.
I'll give you one guess.
I wrote a bad fantasy book when I was 14 named Primrose and the main character's name was Leon. That's it. no one else has ever had it so it was always a very easy username choice. Just kind of stuck
It was a rolling stone caption on a front cover many years back
"My source is that I made it the fuck up"
My sister's both married Mexican guys but they don't know how to do shit so We dubbed them Mexicants.... they usually call Me to help build stuff for them so I'm the MexICAN Lol
When I was 19, I was dating this amazing girl. She was a big movie buff and was the first to show me a lot of classic films, one of which was Hitchcock's North by Northwest. There's a scene where Thornhill goes into the United Nations building. I'm 41 now and I still vividly remember her leaning over to me and telling me about how Hitchcock had to hide inside a bookmobile with a hidden camera because it's illegal to film the UN building.
Being 19 years old, I totally screwed up the relationship. A few years later I tried to email her from an email address handle insideabookmobile, but she never saw it.
Flash forward to 2016, we were both getting divorced and decided to meet up for coffee. We've been inseparable since.
Listening to toxic political and religious arguments too much
I got banned from reddit like 4 time in my previous account
I wanted to be anonymous
An old boss nicknamed me 221, because of my name. This is a quiet shout out to him.
so introvert, i am nowhere to be found
you got my vote
I don't know I just like cats
Motherfucker in Starbucks gave me the wrong coffee (in reality it was Reddit who gave it to me)
Well there was a couple of shovels...
I'm paralyzed and I give advice
I was adopted as a child.
no real story. my username kind speaks for itself. I love men who are built with that dad-bod, thicker bear, footballer body and who are hairy
Went on a bicycle ride with some friends as the lead and ended up in wonderland.
I had to let several friends go because they began neglecting their health voluntarily and it effected our friend group
Actually my name but a common one so my abusive GF could never really find me an, 250 is a variant of my birthday.
Randomly generated. I replaced the numbers at the end with a _
Pretty boring, tried to get Soldier76, who was my favorite character in Overwatch at that time, but it was taken so I wanted to make my own fictional character: Soldier69, buuuuuut…….. I missclicked and didn’t notice until it was too late
My name is Mike and I'm a big fan of r/RemoteViewing
table + pen
When I got my first Xbox when I was a kid I wasn’t (still aren’t) good with making names so I chose a randomly generated one which was Matchlesstwo I then added a 808 because area code cool. Then over the years it’s gone through changes to make it simpler and those were as follows matchlesstwo808 -> matchlesstwo -> matchless2 -> matchless -> matches/matches2
Random generated
I would rather not say
Idontcare was taken