Oh look at that, my skin just crawled right off my body and ran flapping into the night.
Well I didn't really need it anyway. I hope some lucky murderer gives it a nice home.
(The fact that this is clearly a troll of the "hand down their pants" variety doesn't make it less skin-crawling. Quite the opposite.)
That is one hell of a visual, nicely done.
Have an upvote for causing a five minute giggle fit
Crazy lady needs to see a therapist.
I think we would make great parents to our future kids, the kind of parents I never got to have!
She doesn’t even know his real personality? Just his worksona.
Really sounds like Limerence with a breeding fetish.
The whole
even the thought of having babies together makes me sexually charged
kinda creeps me out the most.
For all she knows he’s the kind of dad who plays video games after work every day instead of contributing to her house and child care and gets upset his wife has stretch marks from the pregnancy
and even her FRIEND says she has parental issues
The part that made my skin crawl was referring to the wife as "his soon-to-be-ex" in the comments.
I haven’t heard the word Limerence before- is it synonymous with unrequited love?
No, it’s like obsessive love even if you don’t know the person, usually with intrusive thoughts about the object of their desires.
It can end up interfering with their daily lives.
Some consider is a mental illness because it can get so bad.
Is it the same as erotomania, or are there differences?
erotomania seems to be about thinking someone is in love with you and they aren’t. And not being able to accept truth that proves otherwise.
I’m not seeing her saying he’s in love with her. Or that they are in a relationship. Or that’s he’s even interested in her that way.
Just that she’s obsessed with him and wants to take his wife’s place and be pregnant. Which fits Limerence more, IMO.
That makes sense! Thanks for the additional information.
Someone just finished watching a back to back feature of misery and fatal attraction
This has to be someone's fetish fantasy, right?
That, or OOP is completely insane.
From a comment:
I feel that I am much better than his wife in every respect, and we
would make great parents to not only his kids with his soon-to-be
ex-wife, but our future children as well.
Very, very insane.
I could see her going "bunny boiler" when she gets rejected.
No I honestly believe people are this insane.
Does this remind anyone else about the woman who was so obsessed with her neighbour that she posted on the stepparents page about his kids when he was happily married and and not interested in her.
Yuuup. It's the referring to her target's wife as "soon to be ex" that gives it that vibe - she's got it all planned out and the other pawns better get in line.
Woah what?
This is the post that this reminded me of too…both of these ladies are nuttier than squirrel shit!
But the update is glorious
Direct from OOP’s comments:
People have affairs all the time, I thought it was not frowned upon anymore.
This woman needs serious help, but this comment made me laugh from the utter stupidity of it all
And that's the point that we know it's just a troll. Nobody would say that on reddit of all places.
Some asshole with a hot, early 20s direct report posted this as obvious fetish/fap material, come on y'all
You know, I didn't think so at first, but looking back at it - all the praise and wanting to have his babies. This is straight up some gross dude in the middle of his midlife "boohoo it's not fun anymore with my kids needing attention and my wife making me do stuff - I have to be an adult waaaaah!" phase. Barf.
I agree with this! It also grossly gives me breeder fetish vibes too. This young hottie is SO ready to have her boss's babies - she's dying for it, per the post. This reeks of some 40+ creeper who wants a do-over baby and fresh start at life with his daughter-aged subservient employee 🤮
Im a young woman and have met absolutely unhinged other young women. I absolutely believe that some people are this crazy. Like, stalkers exist.
To be frank with a lot of comments here, people with kinks like that exist. I've met plenty of people like that. The issue is that this off her trolley OP is not handling it well. You handle that on your own, or if you want to share that with another, they need to be accepting and tolerant of it, and also... NOT ALREADY IN A COMMITMENT AND ALMOST TWICE YOUR AGE!!
I was going to feel sorry for the girl and her notorious parental abandonment issues, but when I read the replacement part I imagined her placing her photo over the wife's photo in a couple photo while caressing a knife
Calling the wife not pretty, too. That’s some ugly on the inside shit
Reminds me of this whacky lady: https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/s/rDzsu2k8Nh
This feels a bit like the start of that one where the woman kept rolling in after she full on broke up a marriage because the step kids didn't like her--because, you know, she actually told the father that she would treat him better than his wife and the oldest child caught them in the act and that is how the affair came out. I get that there are women who get a thrill out of "stealing a man" but I think most are aware enough to know that isn't something the rest of the world holds in high regard.
Yeah this is fake. The boss’s age changed, people from California don’t call it Cali, pretending to not know that cheating is still frowned upon… I call full BS
Thank goodness you commented. I was about to believe people from Southern California called it Cali like they call it the 101.
TIL, despite living in California for half my life, I'm not from there. I do call it "Cali" because I'm a lazy arse.
In the 60s, the plan was to shutter mental asylums for small community based treatment centers, except we never built enough of them. We should go back to building them and put oop there
Least obvious ragebait
New update: OOP just got banned from reddit.
corny
I said this on another post like a week ago. But I don't think it even matters whether this a troll or legit. Someone who would troll with a story like this seems just as twisted and in need of help as someone who'd post it legitimately.
She is issues jezus
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This has to be fake.
In case this story gets deleted/removed:
24F obsessed with 40M boss, how to appropriately make romantic advances to have his babies?
I just created this throwaway account to ask a few questions dealing with multiple issues. Here is the first problem, I hope someone could help me get over my obsession.
I am a 24F living in Cali, and I have developed a crush on my 39M boss. The reason for this is that he is super calm and collected, never gets angry, listens to me intently, and shows a great deal of respect for me and my opinions. He enjoys discussing my weekends and shares his own stories with enthusiasm.
However, the only issue is that he is married to a professor, and they have two young children. Despite his marital status, I admire him greatly as a father, and I believe any woman would be fortunate to have him as a husband and father. I find his supportiveness compelling, which leads me to contemplate the possibility of replacing his current wife.
Despite my feelings, I have kept this to myself at work, but told my friend outside of work. I would love to have his children, even the thought of having babies together makes me sexually charged. I think we would make great parents to our future kids, the kind of parents I never got to have!
Am I bad to be making romantic overtures to eventually ask him out? What is the appropriate approach to have him sleep with me? Do I have mommy and daddy issues to be thinking this way as my friend suggests?
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