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> Welcome to \/r/AdviceAnimals
> ====   
>
> ####Sound advice from ~~animals~~ anything!

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> [](#aliens)[Rules] (#Rules) [](#aliens)
> ====
> * We're here to have a laugh.  
> * Follow all [Reddit rules](http://www.reddit.com/rules). This includes *not* asking for upvotes and not revealing personal information.  
> * Follow the general Advice Animal format: Two line joke over a re-usable character.  
> * *Hate speech, bigotry, and personal attacks are not allowed.* *Participating in or starting witch hunts are forbidden.* ***Death threats and telling others to kill themselves will result in a ban.*** 
> * Don't repost. Report reposts by messaging the mods.  
> * No Cake Day Posts.  
> * No [Verticals](/r/vertical), [Opinion Puffins](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/unpopular-opinion-puffin) or [Batman Slaps](http://www.reddit.com/r/batmanslap). Two Advice Animals in a vertical are OK.  
> * Don't make memes with pics of people that you saw in real life. Ever.  
> * Link directly to your image. Shortened links, Facebook, Tumblr, Blogspot, etc, will be automatically removed. 
> * Don't post COVID or anti-vax misinformation - Healthy skepticism and debate are allowed (and encouraged!), but anti-science nonsense has no place on this subreddit or anywhere else on this site. Denial of the plethora of evidence that vaccination is safe and effective is not a reasonable or rational position to take.
> * We reserve the right to remove posts, remove comments, and ban users at our own discretion.  

##[For a more detailed explanation of these rules, click here.](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/wiki/index)

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> [](#businesscat)  [**Making Memes**](#Makingmemes) [](#businesscat)
> =====================
> ##Visit:

>
|  |   |     |
|:--:|:--:|:--:|
| [Memegur](http://imgur.com/memegen) | [MakeAMeme](http://makeameme.org) |     
| [Wuzu](http://www.wuzu.se/) | [WeKnowMemes](http://weknowmemes.com/generator/)   
| [Memerino](http://memerino.me) | [MemeCreator](http://www.memecreator.org/) | [LiveMeme](http://livememe.com/)|
| [Diylol](http://diylol.com/) | [DropMeme](http://dropmeme.com/)| 
| [Trollme](http://www.troll.me/) | [MiniMemes](http://minimemes.net) | 
> ##or try one of these:
 
> 
|  |   |
|:--:|:--:|
| [Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/) | [Iomeme](http://www.iome.me/) |  
| [Free iPhone App](https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/advice-animals/id410596067?mt=8) | [Free Android App 1](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tmarki.adviceanimals) |
| [OS X meme generator](http://www.michaelfogleman.com/imeme/) 

> 1. Please keep the 'advice' relevant to the character. Not sure? go to [knowyourmeme.com](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/advice-animals/children).

> 2. Want AdviceAnimals in your comments? [here's how](/r/AdviceAnimals/wiki/inline_graphics).

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> [](#ggg "Sees you ask for help. Helps.")   **Message the mods** [](#ggg)
> =====================

> 1. We are always happy to help. Please attach a link to the comments of your submission and a description of the question/problem you are having.

> 2. If you can't see your submission in the new queue, please double check that your new queue is ranked by *[new](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/new/?sort=new)* and not *rising*.    
    
> 3. If you still think it is in the spam filter, don’t delete your submission, message the mods instead. Deleting it will make the spam filter more likely to filter you next time you post.


> 4. [click here to message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/AdviceAnimals)
 
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> [](#stonerdog)**You may also enjoy:**[](#stonerdog)
> =====================
        
> ## Our Family    

>|  |   |
|:--:|:--:|
| /r/ADHDMeme| /r/AdviceAtheists |
| /r/AdviceHell | /r/AnimalsBeingJerks | 
| /r/AnnoyedPicard | /r/awwducational |
| /r/BatmanSlap | /r/ConfessionBear |
| /r/DucksAndBears | /r/Kelloggs  |
| /r/LibertarianMeme | /r/Memes |
| /r/MemesIRL | /r/MetalMemes |
| /r/RealAdviceAnimals |/r/shittyadviceanimals |
|/r/SlothMemes | /r/SpideyMeme  |
| /r/TVMemes | /r/Vertical | 
|/r/MarvelMemes | /r/GymMemes 

> and...

>- /r/gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
- /r/AdviceAuthoritarians
- /r/TournamentOfMemes

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###[Good Guy Gregs check the new queue](http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/new?sort=new "Good Guy Gregs check the new queue")

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####[](http://www.reddit.com)

#####[candy](https://candybox2.github.io/)

<div class="md"><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://redditblog.com/2014/07/30/how-reddit-works-2/">How does reddit work? Click here to find out.</a>  </p>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<h1>Welcome to /r/AdviceAnimals</h1>

<h4>Sound advice from <del>animals</del> anything!</h4>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<h1><a href="#aliens"></a><a href="#Rules">Rules</a> <a href="#aliens"></a></h1>

<ul>
<li>We&#39;re here to have a laugh.<br/></li>
<li>Follow all <a href="http://www.reddit.com/rules">Reddit rules</a>. This includes <em>not</em> asking for upvotes and not revealing personal information.<br/></li>
<li>Follow the general Advice Animal format: Two line joke over a re-usable character.<br/></li>
<li><em>Hate speech, bigotry, and personal attacks are not allowed.</em> <em>Participating in or starting witch hunts are forbidden.</em> <strong><em>Death threats and telling others to kill themselves will result in a ban.</em></strong> </li>
<li>Don&#39;t repost. Report reposts by messaging the mods.<br/></li>
<li>No Cake Day Posts.<br/></li>
<li>No <a href="/r/vertical">Verticals</a>, <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/unpopular-opinion-puffin">Opinion Puffins</a> or <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/batmanslap">Batman Slaps</a>. Two Advice Animals in a vertical are OK.<br/></li>
<li>Don&#39;t make memes with pics of people that you saw in real life. Ever.<br/></li>
<li>Link directly to your image. Shortened links, Facebook, Tumblr, Blogspot, etc, will be automatically removed. </li>
<li>Don&#39;t post COVID or anti-vax misinformation - Healthy skepticism and debate are allowed (and encouraged!), but anti-science nonsense has no place on this subreddit or anywhere else on this site. Denial of the plethora of evidence that vaccination is safe and effective is not a reasonable or rational position to take.</li>
<li>We reserve the right to remove posts, remove comments, and ban users at our own discretion.<br/></li>
</ul>
</blockquote>

<h2><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/wiki/index">For a more detailed explanation of these rules, click here.</a></h2>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<h1><a href="#businesscat"></a>  <a href="#Makingmemes"><strong>Making Memes</strong></a> <a href="#businesscat"></a></h1>

<h2>Visit:</h2>

<table><thead>
<tr>
<th align="center"></th>
<th align="center"></th>
<th align="center"></th>
</tr>
</thead><tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="http://imgur.com/memegen">Memegur</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://makeameme.org">MakeAMeme</a></td>
<td align="center"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="http://www.wuzu.se/">Wuzu</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://weknowmemes.com/generator/">WeKnowMemes</a></td>
<td align="center"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="http://memerino.me">Memerino</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://www.memecreator.org/">MemeCreator</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://livememe.com/">LiveMeme</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="http://diylol.com/">Diylol</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://dropmeme.com/">DropMeme</a></td>
<td align="center"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="http://www.troll.me/">Trollme</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://minimemes.net">MiniMemes</a></td>
<td align="center"></td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>

<h2>or try one of these:</h2>

<table><thead>
<tr>
<th align="center"></th>
<th align="center"></th>
</tr>
</thead><tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="https://imgflip.com/">Imgflip</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="http://www.iome.me/">Iomeme</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/advice-animals/id410596067?mt=8">Free iPhone App</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tmarki.adviceanimals">Free Android App 1</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="http://www.michaelfogleman.com/imeme/">OS X meme generator</a></td>
<td align="center"></td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>

<ol>
<li><p>Please keep the &#39;advice&#39; relevant to the character. Not sure? go to <a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/advice-animals/children">knowyourmeme.com</a>.</p></li>
<li><p>Want AdviceAnimals in your comments? <a href="/r/AdviceAnimals/wiki/inline_graphics">here&#39;s how</a>.</p></li>
</ol>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<h1><a href="#ggg" title="Sees you ask for help. Helps."></a>   <strong>Message the mods</strong> <a href="#ggg"></a></h1>

<ol>
<li><p>We are always happy to help. Please attach a link to the comments of your submission and a description of the question/problem you are having.</p></li>
<li><p>If you can&#39;t see your submission in the new queue, please double check that your new queue is ranked by <em><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/new/?sort=new">new</a></em> and not <em>rising</em>.    </p></li>
<li><p>If you still think it is in the spam filter, don’t delete your submission, message the mods instead. Deleting it will make the spam filter more likely to filter you next time you post.</p></li>
<li><p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/AdviceAnimals">click here to message the moderators</a></p></li>
</ol>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<blockquote>
<h1><a href="#stonerdog"></a><strong>You may also enjoy:</strong><a href="#stonerdog"></a></h1>

<h2>Our Family</h2>

<table><thead>
<tr>
<th align="center"></th>
<th align="center"></th>
</tr>
</thead><tbody>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/ADHDMeme">/r/ADHDMeme</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/AdviceAtheists">/r/AdviceAtheists</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/AdviceHell">/r/AdviceHell</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/AnimalsBeingJerks">/r/AnimalsBeingJerks</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/AnnoyedPicard">/r/AnnoyedPicard</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/awwducational">/r/awwducational</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/BatmanSlap">/r/BatmanSlap</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/ConfessionBear">/r/ConfessionBear</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/DucksAndBears">/r/DucksAndBears</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/Kelloggs">/r/Kelloggs</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/LibertarianMeme">/r/LibertarianMeme</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/Memes">/r/Memes</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/MemesIRL">/r/MemesIRL</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/MetalMemes">/r/MetalMemes</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/RealAdviceAnimals">/r/RealAdviceAnimals</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/shittyadviceanimals">/r/shittyadviceanimals</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/SlothMemes">/r/SlothMemes</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/SpideyMeme">/r/SpideyMeme</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/TVMemes">/r/TVMemes</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/Vertical">/r/Vertical</a></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/MarvelMemes">/r/MarvelMemes</a></td>
<td align="center"><a href="/r/GymMemes">/r/GymMemes</a></td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>

<p>and...</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="/r/gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy">/r/gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/AdviceAuthoritarians">/r/AdviceAuthoritarians</a></li>
<li><a href="/r/TournamentOfMemes">/r/TournamentOfMemes</a></li>
</ul>
</blockquote>

<hr/>

<h3><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/new?sort=new" title="Good Guy Gregs check the new queue">Good Guy Gregs check the new queue</a></h3>

<hr/>

<h4><a href="http://www.reddit.com"></a></h4>

<h5><a href="https://candybox2.github.io/">candy</a></h5>
</div>

Reddit's Gold Mine

t5_2s7tt

<div class="md"><p>Reddit&#39;s Gold Mine</p>
</div>

You are submitting a link. The key to a successful submission is interesting content and a descriptive title.

<div class="md"><p>You are submitting a link. The key to a successful submission is interesting content and a descriptive title.</p>
</div>

Scumbag Lauren Boebert really wants to be his next hush money payment