Canaries are definitely not Europe. Africa or at least Atlantic territory

Do you have bad days at festivals?

A bit more like a disturbing nightmare

Obviously when there's a daughter involved and couldn't care less

That's just it. I'm 99% sure a couple i know have open relationship but they aren't telling everyone about it. They didn't tell me and I'm quite close. I understand it's something private. I would keep my mouth shut and not hurt their daughter.

Where is the trillion dollar bill?

Thanks to our satellites, we know it's not on the roof

I was waiting for them to do something stupid with that title

It should be named after Shackleton

Very nice except for recording kids and posting online.

Bill Gates would be much better actor

It was my granny driving actually

Even with two Bort sticks they quickly sell out

Although everyone thinks of paella as Spanish food. Tortilla is the real national dish.

How come Italy having greater population than Spain has lower inhabitants per member?