Dead fish eyes have been living with the same blue walls for the last two decades.

Dude said he's making $31,500 a year. If they're in Minneapolis (where prices are highest in MN), there are quite decent places for $700 a month. That's $8500 per year, less than 1/3 the yearly income. I ask OP again, wtf are you spending your money on???

Wtf are you spending your money on??? That is decent income.

My good dude, the bit of rodico worked like a charm. 

Don't break the bank with that extra quarter. xD

Dudes been buying $25 grams his entire life. 

Also curious, what’s his current and his dream job?

Who tf does he think owns pet grooming shops? That’s a legitimate business with great potential for regular clientele. Date was a chode. 

You look like a lesbian with a touch of Down’s syndrome. 

Are you cupping your hands and using a handsful of water? That is way too much water. Try wetting your hands, letting the excess run off, and using the water that's left on your hands. You'll have to rinse your hands more often, but should solve the problem.

Spent more time painting your nails than accomplishing anything meaningful in your life.

You’re supposed to take your licks and stfu. This ain’t no fun.