Chimichurri is the best topping for steak.

You have to adopt a student.

Add any lingo and buzzwords anyone uses these days. Especially by adults. I don’t care if little fucko Johnny is rizzing up the baddies in Ohio or whatever.

Just a gentle squeeze and eye contact is all you need.

This is her playing into the meme. 100% will catch app $5 if true.

Lower the jack and start unhooking their airstream.

Not sure I was kidding. I’ll probably have something from sebago. First time I ever had Allen’s was a few weeks ago lol. I just drank it from the plastic pint bottle while riding a moose so I could feel like a true mainah.

Seriously. A few of my favorite things.

Figured as much. Damn I need a burger lol

Nothing beats a homemade thick boi with crunchy lettuce. Cherry tomatoes not my first pick but you work with what you’ve got.