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I need my tools!

Roachford’s Cuddly Toy on the stereo

Comment stolen from here

Comment stolen from here

I have no Yorkshire heritage but often use both nowt and owt

I was genuinely at a garden centre today and it was quite chocker

It’s all gone tits up means something has gone wrong

Hot yoga

I VIMKTORIOUS. I SMORT ORAMJ.

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D’ya mind?!

Come ‘ead

I hope you’ll have an ice cream van to use when travelling on state business

I wondered why my ear was wet

Agh!

Thank you

Clearly the two strong coffees I’ve stuffed into me today have either not worked or I’m properly broken, but I don’t get it. Take pity on me and explain, please?

Bude II: Tunnelboogaloo

They’re getting an unprecedented rate of four, which is just bonkers money

‘We must do this again sometime’

’This was one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had the misfortune of suffering through, and I never want to see your face again’

“Is there anything to be said for another mass?”

“It’s too hot in this five storey hellhole!”

Mamma Mia, that’s a spicy meatball!

I think there’s no debate that the funniest moment in the series belongs to Lucifer (and best line, naturally) during the denouement of Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid (season 5 episode 12), when Lucifer is casually revealing the insane amount of money he spent on the whole shebang.

But throughout the series, Lucifer has lots of little throwaway moments that reflect his glee in many situations. Off the top of my head:

• roosters of enormous size (‘Off the Record’)
• “just imagine what I can find in other orificeses” after snogging one of the zombie bridesmaids (‘Monster’)
• “easy!” when Chloe is dragging him away from the same bridesmaids and he smacks into a table
• sex words with friends (‘Lady Parts’)
• “Candy has ginormous feet. Regular boats!” (‘Vegas with some Radish’)
• “What’s your poison? Poison? ABBA?” (‘Everything’s Okay’)
• “Hold on, you’re not Rafael with five stars! I am cancelling this ride.” (‘All About Eve’)

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