Idek who is Gayle😭

I mean personally the calf meat is my favourite. Simply divine.

Only problem I'm having is I can't find any, but thats my fault more than anything because I'm probably looking in the wrong places. I've been exploring but I guess not where these scadutree fragments are. I don't want to use a map though because even though I'm having no luck with it I'm having fun anyways.

I never knew that lmao, I always just parried the shots back

They have to be leaving that out just to mess with us lmao

Playing elden ring, specifically this new dlc, has made me just accept that I'm shit and need to try again after I die, I hardly even get mad, maybe a little "what the fuck was that?" Directed at my rolling skills but thats it lmao.

I've never trashed a computer because I lost in a game, that's just stupid as you said.

The original was the best, but I think you improved it a bit now, I'd grow it out again though.

Gotta be staged, there's no way that guy would just sit there and let that happen. Especially if that is actually a gift from his deceased father like some of y'all are saying.

I thought I was good at finding stuff but I can't find any of these skadoosh tree blessings, I'm stuck on like +8 and I'm past messmer, but not a single blessing in sight.

I thought progressing a little farther would maybe open the area up so I can find more but the areas are only harder with no blessings 😭

My brain is too cooked to get scared

Is that a real picture of you

I'm getting my ass handed to me repeatedly but im absolutely loving the dlc. I've gotten used to the bosses from elden ring and can usually beat them easily now, this is a big change from that.

Yea a guardian laser took maybe 4 hearts away when I was wearing the fully upgraded one. It's been a long time since I've even played Botw but I remember that armour being crazy

Slamming the fuck out of the button

Got that monk haircut without the bald spot on top

Me returning to fight messmer for the 100th time after not changing a single thing about my build (I have to do it this way)

Anime? Where? I had no clue and I don't really watch anime but this might change that lmao

I haven't beat him, I can't even get him to his supposed phase 2, hell, I can barely attack him before shit hits the fan and I die. Absolutely loving it though lmao.

I was flying through the dlc and after beating the divine lion and rellana i got to messmer and that fight told me "you need to slow down and explore a bit"

I'm now looking for some more skadoosh tree blessings. And looking for cool armour.

Messmer is really hard to beat with one hand

Yea every person with broccoli hair I've met was a total asshole.

I just want the scadutree shards and revered spirit ashes, or new armour pieces. The smithing stones are useless to me unless they're the ancient dragon ones.

I ignore them because my build uses a lot of fire damage

I've been ignoring them because my build uses fire damage and I don't think fire is going to hurt it, just a hunch

Who cares what underwear people are wearing? As long as it ain't covered in shit stains it seems fine to me.