Actinidia kolomikta, it's what they do...

That's a pear, the edible kind.

Weird smelling if you rub a leaf? Looks like Houttuynia cordata, a tasty vegetable if you're Chinese, a weed for most other people.

It's a violet of some sort, maybe Viola canina?

Lager 157 is dirt cheap, and more or less the same quality as HM... Storgata 20,
0184 Oslo

Definitely lily, but that looks like an oriental hybrid, not asiatic.

It reminds me of one of the termite mushrooms...

They're not Itoh peonies, it's one of the lactiflora x peregrina hybrids, quite possibly 'Pink Hawaiian Coral':

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=paeonia+pink+hawaiian+coral&iax=images&ia=images

To catch remoulade spills when eating smørrebrød for morgenmad?

Roborock, looks like Elkjøp is having a campaign on them at the moment.

There's something very wrong about the map with regards to Sørlandet, we don't speak Rogalandsk that far south...

Yes, I do it all the time when washing my eye masks.