I really want one.

I want to be like you when I grow up.

Hennessy is overrated.

I say let them fight.

I was expecting a meet cute, not puppy play.

I’ll scream the horror movie damsel scream because if I’m going to die I’ll make sure everyone knows it.

Dude I was trying to find a gif for that but I had to settle for the wink.

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They surely had something going on. It would have been some interesting drama later on if it turned out they had a kid.

Sudden onset end-stage tetanus?

And maybe also our hominid cousins?

Chekhov’s Gun is a literary device used to foreshadow the use of a tool. The classic example is found in written works, generally used by describing the location of a weapon. That weapon is later used.

Hit em with the MIRV!

If only President Washington had warned us about it! /s

I want to smack you in the nose with a newspaper for calling it that.

I keep napkins because my parents do. It’s just good sense.

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I tried using olive oil when masturbating, once. If it wasn’t for the fact that I need it for cooking, I’d use it more often.

As long as he’s having fun.

Doesn’t the Jedi order have a legit unarmed martial art?

I very badly want to see his mother call him out on his bullshit even though she’s dead.

Annabel O’Hagan (Stephanie) apparently hasn’t done much. I think this might be one of her biggest roles yet and I dearly hope she does more.

Who wouldn’t?

Enbies have just as right to live as the rest of us

Naps are risky business.