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This one is SO bad

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Swap the boots for leggings and this would be full kindergarten teacher elegance

Muppet Show revival STAT. Someone get Jason Segel

Oh saaame. I went into that theatre a girl and left a woman

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Looool don’t we all have that fuckboy from a decade ago still in our contacts for at least a subconscious reason?

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This is what I think too. It’s the verboten-ness of it all (verbotenlichkeit? Idk) that’s really what she’s hung up on. She wants so desperately to be a “rebel.” I just am still not sure what she’s supposedly rebelling against.

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Awww she would make you soup when you were sick and watch The Price is Right with you

It’s interesting because if you look at the way women of similar heights—Nicole Kidman, Geena Davis, Sigourney Weaver, Gwendoline Christie—carry themselves, they exude a confidence that seems informed by the experience of at one time being gawky but then embracing their height. Taylor hunches like she’s trying to minimize herself, which is a really weird duality ripe for the therapy she will never pursue.

I felt bad for him. It seemed like he was into her and she was into the attention/distraction. We need more charming, sentimental men! Stop giving them grief for having feelings people!

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I hate that weird sing-songy upward inflection she does on those lines

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I’m imagining a nine-square grid on top of the box and the choreo is just the sequence of numbers she’s going to walk to. If I wanted to watch someone dance on a box I have cats at home

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Ugh was coming to say the same thing. So sick of seeing people like TS invented this or that if other people do it it MUST be because of/associated with her.

Same. I’ve lost and repurchased them several times now because they’re my favorite for water and usually still cheaper than all the other options. I don’t usually like my water cold unless it’s super hot outside, though, so I don’t need the insulation.

Hahaha the first thing I thought was “oh he cleans up real nice” 😂

Yeah any time I think about the branding, marketing, endless self-promotion etc that go along with being a content creator I’m like…fuck that

Imagine all the weird mesh prints Lourdes has at the end of the night, like she got attacked by waffles

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It reminds me of George Michael and Ann getting “pre-engaged”

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