Mmmm a couple of fingers of Knob Creek 9 or 12, neat, with a glass of good flat mineral water on the back is a great way to watch the sun go down on my pool deck after a long ass day.
I wonder how many bananas that would be?
Averaging down to 5” per (inflation and all), that’s an impressive accomplishment of almost 15’ of dick!
And it’s a real long.
Ba dum pshhhh
Nah, you’re thinking of a cuchillo! So easily confused with that or a chango.
Enhance.
Enhance.
Wait - did OOP reveal classified information?
No, cholos are those deep fried pastries coated in cinnamon sugar!
Aren’t chomos those dudes from East LA that wear their white socks up way high, khaki shorts, flannel shirts with only the top button buttoned, and hair nets? You know, the dudes that say “foo”, “esse”, and “homes” a lot?
I’ll bet his safe reeks of uncured paint. And not it the good, faint way like ours do but like someone knocked over a gallon of the cheap crap on the job site and everyone walked through it.
Yup. Time and materials. 2 hours minimum plus dispatch fee of $100. And we’ll be there some time between 8 AM and 6 PM, probably tomorrow.
Is this the beer fridge in the garage?
And the AR is because it was originally meant for pirates. But they had to take off all the extra “R” letters because it didn’t fit on the receiver.
ARRRRRR-15 would have been a heck of a rifle, matey!
Holup - you actually self-posted this? On a gun memes sub?
Hey now, give her some credit.
She’s been trying to get up for days!
Do your worst :)
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