Should’ve flushed it down the drain one benjamin at a time you worthless hag, at least then you’d have got some enjoyment out of it. Enjoy the L in November

Momma says if you don’t got nothin nice to say then don’t say nothin at all.

So actual fondue is like a little grilling session over and over again until you’re full? Where do I sign

Do most policies cover “I sucked at farming this year.”?

The stripped down acoustic version of Wolf Like Me by TV On The Radio is better than the original with all of its layers of production. If you can find it.

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Richard Thompson. Discovered his music and listened intensely to his catalog over a period of a couple of months many years ago. Living in the Midwest at the time, I couldn’t believe it when I saw a few weeks after that he scheduled a show at a small theater in my town. I thought hm that’s a pretty common name, maybe it’s a different Richard Thompson? Nope, it was the real deal and he was incredible, an all-time favorite guitarist for me.

Honorable mention seeing Beck, Modest Mouse, Pavement, Ben Harper, RATM, and Tool together after a buddy said, “There’s a new festival coming up we should go to, it’s called Coachella.”

It was a bad attempt at mixing American and British humor, sorry.

Surely this causes some other sort of excruciating pain.

D.L. Menard - The Back Door (La porte en arriere)

If the guitar was a shirt you would find it at TJ Maxx not Macy’s, ya dig?

Because any more masturbatory shredding will cause a massive shortage of tissues and tube socks.

“Imagine trying to master a song with tracks that have different speeds in different parts of the song “

Oh, the horror. Fuck the grid.

Unfortunately whether we’re shooting at the cream of their crop or their dregs, the bullets cost the same.

You have what my old music teacher, Mrs. Millinger, called…stupid fingers!