Well, we plan on using her all up.
Packaged individual servings of oat meal. Jimmy Dean snack sized sausage biscuit. Two pack. Heat and eat.
AA Ron used to be a football player.
A thermo-nuclear weapons exchange between two or more countries or factions.
Look, the guy is at best a temporary player in the NFL. He will miss a critical field goal and get cut, so he spouts this nonsense in an attempt to appeal to a fringe and position himself for a future in politics. Hide and watch.
I was a fairly new hire at the job I ultimately spent 36 years at, and there was a guy who went out of his way to torment and intimidate new guys. Picked up a lady in a bar and did the hook up in the back seat of my car. I had mentioned where I worked before we started. As I was standing outside the car while she got her clothes back on, she asked me if I liked where I worked, I told her I did and then she asked me If I knew the guy I mentioned, I said I did and she said, "he's my husband". I did a fist pump with a yesss. She knew immediately what I meant. We had an affair that lasted about a year.
Big Brother and the Holding Company after Janis Joplin left.
"Relax. You are eventually going to get with a girl, and it's not that big a deal."
After my back surgery I started sitting to pee. Dr. didn't want me to lift anything heavy.
With all the recent cases involving sexual abuse and youth grooming on the part of various religious groups, maybe a way to stop some of these attempts by religionist to organize in schools would be to insist on stringent back ground checks on all adult individuals involved.
I think all religions are stupid, and their adherents are mislead. The religions that try to influence daily life and politics, well I dislike them particularly.
Deep down I knew that "The Gods" never lived on Mt Olympus. The Earth was not sitting on the shell of a tremendous turtle. There were no seasonal Gods that affected harvest or weather patterns. I'm not mad about anything. I just know better. Pity you don't.
Burgers on a grill is not barbecuing. And yes you definitely FU.
I'm not a total slob. I rinse em off.
Too much trouble. Just turn em inside out, just like my underwear.
Yeah, Wanda wasn't all that much.
I knew Bill was the perfect match for Wanda, even back when I was banging her, I knew Bill would be good for her.
Yes but my eenglish is no very good looking.
Dylan didn't write the Forever Young that is done by Rod Stewart. Not the same song.
I believe, I believe, I'm gonna double my tax return this year
Cause with the new car and lake house, my baby bringing my five exemptions back here.
Any time a guy asks you "why you couldn't see how weird" something was, should be a red flag. "Weird, stupid, provocative, how bad you're pissing me off," all these things they can't understand your position on means your position is invalid. Just saying.
So in the telling, you admitted to your husband that you do indeed fart. Interesting.
TIFU ripping ass on a wooden bench
tifu