Is there a higher compliment than “good bot”?

I realized that after a second or two (only because it’s in the post title) haha

Not my dumb-ass thinking “why would they have to pay ATM (automated teller machine) fees?”

I enjoyed this comment. I felt like a simple upvote was insufficient.

Yes, they have a Y-shaped small-intestine. I saw this headline yesterday and immediately read their Wikipedia article, which conveniently has a section about their distribution of organs!

I read that a stomach ache in one is felt by the other instead of the person who’s stomach it is

You forgot to include his appearance in Vice! 😍

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:alabama: :missouri: Alabama • Missouri
3moLink

It really is so fucked. I mean, I knew there were basically no rules surrounding all of this, but when I heard the news about him transferring back? My first thought was “Okay well surely THAT is not allowed”

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:alabama: :missouri: Alabama • Missouri
3moLink

Hell, look at Proctor! 🥴

mbdtf9
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:alabama: Alabama Crimson Tide
3moLink

The first year I got my girl to finally play fantasy football? She drafted Leveon Bell first overall…and he proceeded to sit out the entire season

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:alabama: :missouri: Alabama • Missouri
3moLink

Yeah…I mean I guess I’m happy we will likely have a better line, but this definitely feels so fucking wrong. (Because it is).

mbdtf9
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queer as a 3 dollar bill
3moLink

100% the right thing. Better to lose a girlfriend to hurt feelings than to overdose.

Wait…are you trying to tell me that I shouldn’t just use whatever terms make me feel like I’m a good person?! /s

mbdtf9
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:alabama: Alabama Crimson Tide
4moLink

My ex-wife who cheated on me? Yes, part of me does want that. I don’t feel good about wanting that but eh, oh well.

mbdtf9
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:alabama: Alabama Crimson Tide
4moLink

My ex-wife is at the game with Tennessee fans so at least if we lose she will also be sad.

mbdtf9
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:alabama: Alabama Crimson Tide
4moLink

Hell yeah, I’ll drink to that!

mbdtf9
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:alabama: Alabama Crimson Tide
4moLink

It is pretty impressive that they can find a way to infuriate both fanbases in a given game lol

mbdtf9
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:alabama: Alabama Crimson Tide
4moLink

I mean to be fair, have you ever been to a college game where the fans didn’t boo every call against their team?