“A mother of Emmy, sometimes”. Perfect way of describing a shitty mom.

I will say that an acai bowl is such a better option. Still some sugar, but we eat acai bowls everyday, it’s such a common breakfast here. So I approve of that at least, but this poor baby. Clean him up as he eats!!!!

I definitely wouldn’t. My dad (a dermatologist) has seen people get chemical burns from past expired makeup, but on a less scary level, the color can change due to oxidation.

Probably because they know that everyone knows it was a fake wedding.

I don’t see it. Jacqs is giving normal, non-influencer visitor and Kayla’s posts give me FOMO wishing I was enjoying the luxurious DLP with her! Poses and locations may be the same but she blends in with every other nobody who also wants to pose there.

YOU NEED LIPSTICK YOU UGLY EGGPLANT LOOKING BITCH!

I’m in the same boat!🫠

You forget? Just tell me you never drink it.

Also all your products burn! The collagen and the greens, not sure why you and your idiot wife (and obviously me at one time) think it’s normal for your drinks to burn.

I think she’s an interior designer if I’m not mistaken. And she’s from CA, so buying a house doesn’t surprise me.

Kayla brought all of the wedding invite box gifts. Wearing the same Nadine Merabi pink pjs Raven gifted to her girls. These subtle hints😚🤌🏽

This is actually the perfect time! Don’t wait until you’re pregnant to hash out parenting details. My husband and I seriously talked about it at least a year before we tried, but it was always little topics that came up through our relationship that brought up parenting styles and choices and we addressed them right then and there.

The hand movements at 40 seconds are giving 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

My grandma owns her own business and she knows what she’s getting days in advance.

Noticed that too! I’m living for the rest of their Paris content! It makes me want to go back, but my trip would never be as aesthetically pleasing😅

Coming from someone who definitely wasn’t ready but was forced to potty train or else I’d wake up in pee every night (as told to me numerous times by my mom), I’m now almost 30 years old and I am not scarred😂

You are FAR from a shitty mom, you’re doing what’s best for your children and your bank account! Saving $30k+ is where it’s at and when your kids get older it’ll be a funny story to tell when potty training ever comes up.

You got this mama, sending you easy potty training dust!✨✨

I completely understand! I think I would’ve gone crazy had I not had the 10 people I had in my house with me. They helped more than they knew, so you are an amazing human for being there for them!

I wanted to be around all of my family in the first weeks after my son came home, I know that’s not the case for everyone, but I just can’t imagine not wanting to visit your grandson. Strange family…

A double negative for me today.

I have my first cold since becoming a mommy, my husband works day shifts this week and my 7 month old is in the stage where he just wants to jump at every second. So that’s fun!!

And a con for living in Hawai’i (Al should take this as a sign to never move here) is that the shipping prices are just as much or more than the actual product. I just want an Alix Earle hot mess hat but I’m not paying $19 for shipping on a $35 hat😑

lol. This made me crack up for some reason. I hope you and your bruise are okay!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼

Best of luck to you with app developing!! That’s awesome!

Of course!! Sorry for the run on sentences, my brain started running with my top wants for a party planning app😅

Ooo. I would love to use that app once it came out!!

Mostly a timeline checklist of when to do send out invites, venue selection, etc. also a place to gather all invitees info with a RSVP section that I could possibly generate a QR code for on the invitations that links them back to a section where I can see who accepts or declines.

Wow!! I’ve never seen one person perfectly be friends with everyone😍

Haha, it’s very funny to hear what people say when I bring it up. Everyone outside of Hawai’i are always shocked when I say he’s having a 300 person party or that my venue had to accommodate at least 300.

That’s amazing to hear. I’m looking into Zola now! Thank you.