I just can’t grasp certain things that other people find simple to pick up like driving, chess or certain game show formats, sports rules etc. My mind just goes blank. I genuinely think I have some sort of condition.

I hope you do wake up x

I hope this is spread far and wide so those who need to see this do so

A night away? Or visit to local national trust and a wander around the gardens?

You’ll get 4 weeks holiday pay like everybody else on top of the 39(?) weeks you’ll work so 43weeks ish of pay. This will be calculated and paid out equally every month though.

Using the terms ‘sir’ ‘madam’ ‘your majesty’ etc basically any address that implies someone is above another

Put a substantial chunk into a high interest account until I could buy a house I liked outright. Then I’d quit my job and volunteer doing something I liked. Nice holidays and treat family members along the way.

If we are going to be very specific; white men over 50 called Steve

We definitely have the same taste. Great name

Because it was a simple yes or no vote. If you start introducing margins like 60/40 then the balance is already swaying in one direction and it wouldn’t be fair

It’s mostly council staff not boomers

I would limit it to people who have lived and worked here continuously for five years +

Food for hamper gifts for Christmas (Obviously check the dates)

I always imagine somebody has put a firework in the post box after I’ve dropped it off

Good guess. I think a few less Tory and a few more Lib Dem though

Living with your parents isn’t embarrassing living off your parents is embarrassing. Make the most of it and save as much as you can

Order them a pizza 🍕

Harvester

I don’t eat meat so I understand I’ll have less options and that’s fine but you can tell when the veggie options are an afterthought

I don’t mind either way. I’d love it if more places took payments through the app though. It’d save so much time and awkwardness

They usually have a number don’t they?

Depends on your age. At 18 I probably had 40+ people I’d call friends. In my 30s I have one good friend and a handful I see about once a year if that. Life gets busy and you get increasingly choosy as you get older.

Haha sorry. Although I am English so we have different timelines with names so I’m sure it’s more common where you are

Yes it’s fraud and it’ll mess with you me entitlement to pension credits amongst other things

Theo Rufus is nice

Kenneth Clark is a retired British politician so I can’t imagine anyone under 80 being named Kenneth

Just to add to the confusion, I prefer Jay as a first name