Damn, I would have killed to have a father like that.

Mine told everything I did was idiot and stupid and bullied me until I left the house 19 and never looked at his face anymore ( I am 29 now)

yeah but none of us are normal stable or functional and it says 8 daily for just maintenance lol

This is the perfect combo for "If they said to cook it at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, then let's cook it at 4,000 degrees for 1 minute!"

I'm too entertained by how clever it was to tape the note under the seat.

I couldn’t name them to save my life.

4chan was funnier when they were all virgins

Laughs in obese girlfriend