Can confirm. I'll do you one better. I'm old enough to remember when the only option was print pictures. Playboy, Penthouse or in a pinch, the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.
My dad wasn't joking and I don't believe it was an error. Keep in mind my dad was born in 1940. I think he was led to believe a date when he was younger and it was never corrected until he was closing in on 50.
When my dad and my aunt were planning my grandparents 50th Wedding Anniversary party my grandfather had to inform them that they were a year early. That put their wedding about 3 months prior to my dad's birth.
Back in the days of General Admission and the stage rush. Some of our friends stood in the rain that day to make the stage rush. My brother and I arrived in the early evening....and sat next to our wet friends.
I saw the Pat Travers Band at the Lakeland Civic Center in late 1983. One of the opening bands on the Kiss - Lick It Up tour along with Axe.
No scene is complete without someone sliding across the hood or roof
Left is old. Right is new. They started putting HALOs around the driver a few years ago. 19 years ago it was full open around the the drivers head.
After a day of drinking out in the sun ended up back at my place with a gal. I almost immediately passed out on the couch. After some period of time she woke me up and said “let’s go to the bedroom and there will be no sex.” I was fine with that. A day of drinking in the sun and I wasn’t capable of my best anyway. When we got into bed she almost immediately pulled down my shorts and started blowing me. Up until that moment I didn’t realize a bad blow job was possible. It is. I decided to make the most of whatever she was doing down there and put my hands by hands behind my head to lay back and relax. That’s when I smelled my own armpits. I was done. Told her I was done and just went to sleep. Was relaying the story to a buddy the next day and he gave me the “imagine what your balls smelled like”. Might have explained her lackluster performance.
A well placed mirror is useful in these situations.
Together, going on 13 years. Married, 8. Closer to 60 than 50. 1-2 times per week. Have never had a dry spell last longer than 2 weeks.
So, you're into the intellectual types?
Breath shortening, muscles tightening, etc...
Now I have to Google cockwarming
Orange, the fruit not the color
Penetration + single digit number of thrust
Large mirrored closet doors next to bed. I've seen what I look like having sex. It isn't pretty. The universe is not ready for a recorded copy to get out there.
Mine would never ask for that. She has two after market hips and one new knee and would not chance us going down on hard tile.
6'5" here and my wife is 5'2" and at closer to 60 than 50 I can confirm shower sex is a "bridge too far".
Duluth Trading Company Buck Naked boxer brief
Just remember, the safe word is "cantaloupe"
How 'bout we fuck like we're in our 50s. We'll take our time and do it right.
Born in 1973. Are you still fucking me like I'm 21?
NaughtyGrandma