The swiss army knife of dildos.

Sign next to the airlock:

"Mind your step"

I wonder how fast she can milk me.

Dogs don't try to shove their tongue down your throat to say hello.

Get her a nice pair of red stiletto heeled shoes, and hope for Snu Snu.

Meanwhile, whenever I hear someone with a british accent say "soccer", I hear "sucker".

Looks like whoever placed that orange cone failed to calculate proper minimum safe distance.

Dude doesn't know the brain is no good to eat (safely).

Nah, they shoulda moved across the street from me. So I can see that pretty doggo of their in person. (but I doubt I'd ever get the nerve to go talk to them).

Pretty sure this happened a year or two after esrb was founded (wiki says in '94), as it was in my early high school years.

But that's a good point. Maybe they hadn't rated it yet at that time.

r/femboy to give Jeannie more ideas.

*check title* oh wait:

r/FemBoys to give Jeannie more ideas.

I mean, won't feel stress after the sniper do his job...

r/dontputyourdickinthat

It actually took me 3 times before I learned to not blow out the bottle's bottom...

Most groceries here that do that just adds a sticker that says: -XX% (or XX% OFF)

Discount gets applied at the cash. Seems a lot more efficient and less accident prone. Only issue, the employee has to apply it, so if you have a lot of those items and decide to use the self-checkout, you'd be waiting a lot for the employee to come around and manually discount the item each time. Easier to go to the normal lanes with those.

I really don't see the point. If someone is that sensitive to being spoiled, they really shouldn't be around a discussion board about it.

If you're looking that intently to figure out what's in the blurred image, than it's on you. If you really don't want to spoil, see the spoil tag, see the blur, and just scroll on. You actually have to pay attention to make out what's in the blur.

Having to click on the second image every time will get annoying fast. Also, and I'm not sure if it's for everyone or there's something in my setup, but since the last redesign of reddit, I can't zoom & scroll on a multi-image post without first opening the image in a separate tab.

I remember getting Doom1 shareware (on floppies) from some cereal. I always wondered how they managed to pull putting a game 17+ game in something meant for kids.

She took it remarkably well. I would have expected him to die.

Meanwhile, me: *looks at slinky*

slinky: *gets tangled*

I could become vegan tho, if I had prior consent from the meat sourceindividual.

Cannibalism: the loophole vegans don't want you to know about...

Thanks for caring.

Up to #12 is available in english, #13 is already out in japanese, english version is set to come out by the end of summer.

As far as I know, #15 is set to be the last one.

There are audiobooks also available, on Audible amongst other place. Listened to part of one with a friend. I actually quite liked the way it was narrated. One reader only, but he was changing his voice for the various characters speaking and was doing a good job of it. Had to look it up, seems #9 was just released in english.

Good on him.

My dumb brain would have just opened the second door and side-stepped the whole thing without considering the implications.

Meanwhile, Montreal Pride do all their celebrations in august...

ngl, my head overwrote the sound of the engraving to the sound of a dot matrix printer.