it was a launcher bug. you can play minecraft just fine fully off the grid
reminder that parasocial relationships are the foundation within all of fiction is built
yeah. but they knew it when the dlc came out, and literally the only hint in the actual game is a single 20x15 pixel area of your screen on a single frame of a dialogue scene that comes after the most discouraging 10 hours of gameplay of the entire game. it's easier to find hints about gaster in undertale than about being trans in celeste. celeste does not deserve the praise it's gotten for representation, and it pisses me off that nobody will stop talking about how the game is about this trans girl when i've never seen any piece of media with an lgbt character display so much shame disguised as pride. they had a range of choice between 0% and 100%, and they picked 0.001%. no.
"you guys want burger or pizza tonight" "i want you to go fuck yourself" this is what the community sounds like
looting is for killing mobs
you're not taming them. it's a stand-in for domestication. cats were auto-domesticated (hence why they spawn naturally in villages in minecraft, and why they're... like that in real life), and foxes haven't been domesticated in general. but dogs have
yeah, imagine if they added a mob that was an overgrown, still living but in a less conscious state, human corpse, which you had to kill. imagine if this human corpse had mushrooms growing out of its skull. that would be too much. modern mojang would never do something like this. they are all clearly way too bogged in their own ways.
minecraft players when the game isn't just holding a sword and spam-clicking for 100 hours straight (it simply must mean the game is badly designed)
bro those are ads 😭😭😭😭😭😭 you're bragging about the amount of product placement the game you play has
Minecraft players when the game about building with blocks has blocks used for building
my man. you're commenting on a post with 1.7k upvotes about how people hate digging through gravel. this isn't a fringe opinion you're responding to - it's been the second most common thought in the community for 15 years since "hey isn't it weird how you break wood with your hands and then the tree floats lol" you're the only person who seems to disagree with the mathematical, empirical truth that gravel is more worksome to mine through.
cool! what do you do after you move to the side? if you keep going you'll be digging air, if you turn back you'll be digging a falling block, and if you try to move around it you'll be moving significantly slower than you can dig.
because i didn't think we were talking about branch mining? i was literally the person who brought up digging a room
oh, sorry. didn't know that digging out a room changed the fundamental logic of hitboxes and geometry. my bad
i don't know, maybe because you physically can't mine through falling blocks because of their hitbox, or because you can't get to the higher ones since you are 100% guaranteed to have a ceiling above you (if you didn't just break it, gravel wouldn't have fallen)?
a 6x6x6 patch of gravel has 216 blocks. it takes 1 tick for you to break a block, 1 tick for the block to become a falling block, and let's say 3 ticks for it to fall, to make an even 5. 5 ticks are 1/4th of a second, since 1 second has 20 ticks. so for a 6x6x6 patch of gravel to break, it takes around 1 minute, compared to 10 seconds with instamining. that's roughly the same difference between breaking obsidian and cobblestone. and that's assuming you always have the torches and you always place them at the perfect time for the blocks to break and you switch to your shovel in 0 ticks because you're using your pickaxe to mine since you're underground. maybe the thing that everyone hates because it takes too long... takes too long
you're gonna need to have like a stack of torches in your inventory just in case you find a horizontally 8x8 patch of gravel, and assuming you can switch between digging and placing a block once every game tick and you're always perfectly pointing at where you want (which you won't) it'll still be half the speed of instamining
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