Miami Beach has a right that looks like this, happens around hurricanes and during winter swells. Not saying this is definitely Miami, but I still wear a wetsuit to deal with windchill even tho the water is warm

A lot of these replies read like the only fire they go to is a house that's 70ft straight off the pump panel with no turns or cars or bushes or anything in the way. My department runs only triple layer with no interest in changing because "everyone learned it in standards and it's too difficult to implement a new lay".

Just to be a knowitall.... fencing position is one arm extended and the other arm flexed at the elbow. This is both extended, closer to a decerebrate position. Head isn't craned back, tho. You are still correct that they need to go to ER and it's serious, everything else is for the docs with all the machines to figure out.

Google "nfpa 1410 drills". Good starting point.

I think the kids say his 'drip be bussin fr fr'

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

All of b1's mods that were offense I made 6dot and beat it the very next go. I probably did this event 50 times. I was going crazy.

Florida man knows no boundaries

Pd calling us for hazards at accident scene, but it's like a half gallon of coolant in the road and it's raining.

Pd calling for us to 'medically clear' detained individuals.

Pd calling to transport a baker act with good vitals and in no danger to themselves in the back of a cruiser. Then when they put them on a stretcher they refuse to ride with ambulance but insist on keeping cuffs on and not giving transport a key. Um, no.

I find value in pretty much every other ems, public service call, and false alarm. Pd's CYA culture is almost nonsensical

Damn. Congrats. P4 is killing me, and I know it's mods, but I still wanna complain.

Can confirm... I've been getting lit up by m4s wayyy more often.

What's in each of your carts in the last picture?

I know you didn't mean it, but this is the funniest comment I've read in a while because of the use of "seduko"

Standard move is to wash them, throw them back on the stove and pour either olive oil or canola in them and rub it around with a paper towel. Yes, we all have IBS. Yes, most can't figure out why.

I've been waiting for this my whole life.

distorted guitar whammy bar

Two d's, for a double dose of pimping

In the last month of fire academy at the end of the week, the day was over and everyone in the class was walking their gear back to their trucks. Construction was going on at the school, so parking was in a lot about 200 yards from the apparatus bay. One of our instructors pulled up along side is on his truck and rolled down his window. "What are you guys gonna do now?" He asked. We started to answer, when he started spooling his turbo in his diesel and cut us off with, "I'M GOING HOME TO FUCK MY WIFE'S FAT TITS" and left us in a cloud of smoke. I think of that everytime someone says anything about titty fucking.

The biggest comment that stuck out was him saying he started stripping because he was in a tough spot and needed the money, and it was a short term plan. Only people in very bad places in life talk like that...

These are the droids I'm looking for