Huby 😭

I genuinely thought this was an attempt at eye shadow at first.

Yep I did this once but didn’t realize it. I legit thought I had Covid. Had to count my pills and I realized what I did wrong 😭

Me—>my friend White House intern—> Obama

It was pretty exploitative on many levels, but it was better than TFA.

Fully agree.

I’m a TFA alum and I’m telling you this happened at institute lmao

Yes! I also did city year too. They showed it at both lol.

They literally showed episodes from season 4 of the wire to prepare us in “teach for America” training lol

Edit: this was over ten years ago and I agree fuck TfA lol

The panthers partner with seatgeek, you have to get your tickets on that app.

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Mmmmmmmmmm. Yeah sure Jan, that’s what we’re doing.

I have never heard someone say they “lost” their appendix. Like it was something vital to their lives 😭

Bro deep into the luteal phase what the fuck no one is as obsessed with her period as ash

Yep. You’re not suppose to drink for safety reasons.

THIS IS SICK. Is she allowed to post the kids now??? This is SICK.

It’s uncanny. Get that boy a long wooden pipe.

Shhhhh. I asked you to believe in impossible things.

HW. I feel so old now 😂

I love being a teacher! Is it easy? No. Is it awesome? Yes. Mostly. Does it pay well? Lmao no.

Every career has pros and cons.

BRO GO LOOK AT TWITTER they won’t shut up about how much we suck. Are we not allowed to defend ourselves?

The internet is forever. Go back and look. After we lost to the Knights, we shut our mouths and moved on. We didn’t troll their parade. EVERY SINGLE POST about the panthers now is met with trolling from oilers fans.

So who are the sore losers? The panthers, who took their loss and shut up, or the oilers who whine on EVERY SINGLE POST celebrating us.

Well in this imaginary scenario that exists in my mind only, the hoa and code enforcement don’t have boats.

I have a very strange backstory and I often wonder if I’m believed in a psych setting. Once I was being admitted to a residential facility and I was telling the psychiatrist the whole story and she stopped with sort of a shocked look on her face and said “…. Did we have your sister here?” Yep. Y’all sure did 😭 (my sister and I were both there for more than 90 days so it makes sense she’d remember. Also it really is a wild story.)

In the past when people at work asked me what I did over the weekend or last Tuesday or whatever, I would say church so when things came up I could be like “sorry I can’t, I have Bible study.” Tuesday night? Bake sale. Wednesday night? Youth group volunteer. Thursday? Choir practice. Friday night? Worship service. Saturday night? Prayer group. Sunday? Two services. So sorry. Can’t help.

I would build a sick tree house here.

YTA for not telling her the plan. This sounds miserable.